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TF2_The_Scout

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I got these out of a box set.

 

http://pho.to/9yHRr

 

Eye to Eye

Mana-3

Instant

 

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost.

 

Cheap Ass

Mana-2

Creature-Donkey Townsfolk

1/3 1/2

 

Spells you play cost 1/2 less to play.

And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.

 

Fat Ass

Mana-5

Creature-Donkey Shaman

2/3 1/2

 

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating.(Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

 

Smart Ass

Mana-3

Creature-Donkey Wizard

2 1/2/1

 

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.

I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?

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