[Written] Card Car Archetype

[YamiNekoChan]

Since this is a topic about jokes and overpowered "Cars" LES MAKE A CARD CAR ARCHETYPE THAT'S RICDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED.

 

Cardcar A

Earth

Level 2

Machine/Effect

500/500

When this card is Normal Summoned: Add 1 "Cardcar" monster from your Deck to your hand. You can Normal Summon 1 additional time this turn. When a "Cardcar" monster is Summoned, you can send this card from the field to the Graveyard; Draw 2 cards.

 

Cardcar B

Earth

Level 2

Machine/Effect

500/500

This card cannot be Special Summoned. If you control a "Cardcar" monster, you can Normal Summon this card in addition to your Normal/Set. During the End Phase, you can send this card to the Graveyard; Draw 1 card. You cannot Special Summon the turn you activate this effect.

 

Cardcar C

Earth

Level 2

Machine/Effect

500/500

When this card is Normal Summoned: You can target 1 "Cardcar" monster in your Graveyard; Add it to your hand. You can Normal Summon in addition to your Normal Summon/Set the turn you use this effect. If this card is in your Graveyard, you can banish this card; Add 1 "Cardcar" card from your Deck to your hand.

 

Cardcar Afterburner

Earth

Level 4

Machine/Effect

0/0

This card's original ATK is equal to number of "Cardcar" monsters you control and in your Graveyard x 700. While you control 2 or more other "Cardcar" monsters, this card in unaffected by card effects. You can send 1 monster you control to the Graveyard; Draw 1 card.

 

Cardcar Support Buggie

Earth

Level 2

Machine/Effect

500/500

You can discard this card; Draw 1 card. When this card is Summoned, you can draw 1 card. If this card is in your Graveyard, you can banish this card; Add 1 "Cardcar" monster from your Deck to your hand.

 

Cardcar Stoplight

Earth

Level 2

Machine/Effect

When your opponent declares an attack: Send this card from your hand or side of the field to the Graveyard; End the Battle Phase, and if you do, draw 1 card. When this card is Normal Summoned, you can send 1 "Cardcar" monster from your Deck to the Graveyard.

 

Cardcar Ignition Start

Spell

Discard 1 card; Add 1 "Cardcar" monster from your Deck to your hand. You can Normal Summon in addition to Normal Summon/Set. You cannot Special Summon the turn you activate this card.

 

Cardcar Scraps

Continuous Spell

You can send 1 "Cardcar" monster from the Deck to the Graveyard; Add 1 "Cardcar" monster from your Graveyard to your hand.

 

Cardcar Grand Finale Part 1

Quickplay Spell

You can only activate this card if there are 3 or more "Cardcar" monsters in your Graveyard. Add "Cardcar Grand Finale Part 2" from your Deck to your hand.

 

Cardcar Grand Finale Part 2

Quickplay Spell

You can only activate this card if you already activated "Cardcar Grand Finale Part 1" this duel and if there are 5 or more "Cardcar" monsters in your Graveyard: Your opponent's Life Points becomes 2000; Add "Cardcar Grand Finale Big Finisher" from your Deck to your hand.

 

Cardcar Grand Finale Big Finisher

Quickplay Spell

You can only activate this card if you already activated "Cardcar Grand Finale Part 1", "Cardcar Grand Finale Part 2" this Duel and if there are 7 or more "Cardcar" monsters in your Graveyard: You win the Duel.

 

...I ran out of ideas after the 3rd card... LOL...

[Snatch Steal]

I was thinking the same thing

I'd love to balance and use these actually

[Gabriponte]

Xyz monster

 

Cardcar XYZ

Earth

Rank 4

Machine/XYZ/Effect

1500/1000

 

3 Level 2 Machine-Type monsters

Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; Special Summon 1 "Cardcar" monster from your hand or Graveyard. If this card has no Xyz materials attached in it: You can Tribute this card; Draw 2 cards and reveal them, and gain 500 Life Points for each "Cardcar" card drawn by this effect.