Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Citing all the booboos he has gotten from banana peels, CowCow has issued regulation on bananas. 1. It is now illegal to carry and eat bananas in designated banana free zones, which include city hall, the CowCow Estate, and many other public buildings. 2. Only licensed vendors can sell bananas. 3. It is illegal to be in possession of a banana peel, or to leave banana peels on the ground. The punishment is a Michael Bay movie of CowCow's choice. If the banana peels are property dispoed of, CowCow will forgive you. CowCow hopes this will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethera Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 *eats a banana* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 *eats a banana*funk the cow police amirite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Naturally, all these regulations don't affect me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Naturally, all these regulations don't affect me.Sorry, but if you are in the CowCow Kingdom, it will affect you :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Sorry, but if you are in the CowCow Kingdom, it will affect you :( There's no way you can regulate my bananas. I'm the monkey master, I'm above all your petty laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 There's no way you can regulate my bananas. I'm the monkey master, I'm above all your petty laws.CowCow might have something to say about that.... But, you are the CEO of Banana Boy Inc, so maybe even CowCow won't mess with you. We shall see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delibirb Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 So I see the regulation of the superior artificial banana flavor was struck from the originally proposed amendment. As it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Update: 3 Cows and an ape have been thrown in jail for having bananas in banana free zone. The new regulations are widely controversial, which many claiming CowCow is a big baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Bananas are tasty though so this order has been revoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Bananas are tasty though so this order has been revoked.Guess the taste is worth slipping on banana peels, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Update: 3 Cows and an ape have been thrown in jail for having bananas in banana free zone.I bet the ape was Dr Bad Boon who tried changing the taste of said bananas into curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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