Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Alright, listen up you idiots. I am only going to say this once. Well, you can read it as many times as you like, but that doesn't matter. What does is that I have uncovered a most sinister plot that will result in the death of possibly thousands. As you may know, my colleague Pepsi Man has been distributing his soda product widely across not only the forum, but internationally and possibly interplanetary as well. The taste is said to be delicious, however, what you may not know is that this soda is actually diabolical. You see, it contains trace amounts of caffeine and sugar. Caffeine is a drug that not only gives you more energy, but is also addictive. Sugar has been linked to weight gain. With these two facts in mind, you can see the truly evil master plan at work. Pepsi Man plans to make you addicted to this evil product that way you become obese and powerless to stop him from shaping the world in his own image. Imagine it. A world where every sign is replaced with a Pepsi logo, where your children are served Pepsi with their school lunches instead of disgusting milk and worst of all, where all my bombs are sponsored by Pepsi, so they take all the credit for my hard work. Join me and we can stop this menace once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 i agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riddler Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 This is awfully heroic for one of your disposition, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 This is awfully heroic for one of your disposition, don't you think?Do not question my intentions, infidel. I act in the name of Allah, not Pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Wait... are you an agent of Captain Cola, here to sow seeds of doubt?! I will not stand for the slander of Pepsi!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 After reading this title I had to check if Raeg or Crouton was in this Masquerade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 After reading this title I had to check if Raeg or Crouton was in this MasqueradeBetter than the Achmed - PepsiMan quarrel. Hahaha :'} Achmed: Will you kill us gently if we agree to your evil plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Better than the Achmed - PepsiMan quarrel. Hahaha :'}Achmed: Will you kill us gently if we agree to your evil plan?Sure, yeah, I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Mr. Achmed, I do not approve of this slander against such a patriotic member of this forum. Pepsi Man, like myself, is a champion of the people, and if the people want Pepsi, they are free to have Pepsi. I, myself, love the refreshing taste of an ice-cold glass of the South's finest carbonated product. So it is with great remorse that I humbly beseech your better nature, and to stop this incessant bickering. After all, why should we fight against each other when there are so few of us "monsters" here, and so many others that wish to expose us and spread harsh untruths of what we are trying to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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