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Frank Castle

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Aww, Frank.  You're making me blush.

The fact that you took the time to look up my life story is a bit embarrassing.

I appreciate all of the interest you've put into my history.

I'm a piece of s***.  The difference is I don't try to hide it.

And after I've killed everyone like you, including those damn Avengers, I'm gonna off myself.

So that when I join all of you in hell, I can torment you for eternity.

Even in death, Frank, I'll be the one to make you suffer.

 

May i send someone down there for a report of what happens?

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​One batch, two batch, penny and dime


This is the most pathetic excuse for a human of all time


You sure love poems, try jacking off to Shakespeare


May as well kill yourself because no one wants you here


Bleeding out is the best form of birth prevention


Remember: Vertical for results, horizontal for attention


Heh...nothin personnel....kid


 


seriously though, you're not edgy.


 


it's literally exactly like this


 


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​One batch, two batch, penny and dime

This is the most pathetic excuse for a human of all time

You sure love poems, try jacking off to Shakespeare

May as well kill yourself because no one wants you here

Bleeding out is the best form of birth prevention

Remember: Vertical for results, horizontal for attention

Heh...nothin personnel....kid

 

seriously though, you're not edgy.

 

it's literally exactly like this

 

BF9N60l.jpg

 

7HI9mv5.jpg

 

dh3O1tg.jpg

 

mgt4qDO.png

like no

 

 

Ha!

I like you.

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Aww, Frank.  You're making me blush.

The fact that you took the time to look up my life story is a bit embarrassing.

I appreciate all of the interest you've put into my history.

I'm a piece of sheet.  The difference is I don't try to hide it.

And after I've killed everyone like you, including those damn Avengers, I'm gonna off myself.

So that when I join all of you in hell, I can torment you for eternity.

Even in death, Frank, I'll be the one to make you suffer.

 

What you seem to be forgetting is that I am currently the President of the United States of America. I myself did not look you up. My dedicated team of staffers and their individual contacts compiled together everything they could get about you. And trust me, I thoroughly enjoyed some of the juicier bits. Between you and me, I do admit that the "since I can't take you villains with me, I'm going to have to do something with all of these bullets" quip was quite funny. Yet, I have the power of a nation at my disposal. I have the best intel spooks and lawpeople on the planet working to find you. I have SEAL Teams, Delta Force, Rangers, and more in standby across the country, with the capacity to have boots on the ground at your location within minutes. I will make the firefight to take you down as bad as a Call of Duty campaign setpiece if it means I can end you permanently. All you have are scare tactics and the ability to work with your hands very well. But the thing about working with your hands is that you actually have to touch me. And I have the greatest nation on the planet standing between us. Ball's in your court, Mr. Castle. What do you have on the table besides talking a big game?
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What you seem to be forgetting is that I am currently the President of the United States of America. I myself did not look you up. My dedicated team of staffers and their individual contacts compiled together everything they could get about you. And trust me, I thoroughly enjoyed some of the juicier bits. Between you and me, I do admit that the "since I can't take you villains with me, I'm going to have to do something with all of these bullets" quip was quite funny. Yet, I have the power of a nation at my disposal. I have the best intel spooks and lawpeople on the planet working to find you. I have SEAL Teams, Delta Force, Rangers, and more in standby across the country, with the capacity to have boots on the ground at your location within minutes. I will make the firefight to take you down as bad as a Call of Duty campaign setpiece if it means I can end you permanently. All you have are scare tactics and the ability to work with your hands very well. But the thing about working with your hands is that you actually have to touch me. And I have the greatest nation on the planet standing between us. Ball's in your court, Mr. Castle. What do you have on the table besides talking a big game?

 

See that's the thing, Frank.

You've got all this intel at your disposal, and just like Bush, you've done nothing with it.

You're not ready for a firefight with me.

The Avengers were no problem, and they had a god at their disposal.

I even killed myself after it was all over.

But the Devil himself wanted to get rid of me.  And I ain't goin' to heaven.

So hurry and make your move, Frank.  Because I'm about done choosing my next victim.

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