Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Since I'm no longer using that pussy Betty Boop disguise I'm opening up another thread. So ask me whatever while I hang out with my only friend Captain Morgan. *Starts downing a bottle of the stuff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 What type of Captain Morgan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellringer Angel Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Can you please help me kill myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 What type of Captain Morgan? 100 proof black so I can forget all these dumbass questions shortly after I answer them. Can you please help me kill myself? Sure I'll help ya. All ya gotta do is suck on my dick UNTIL YOU CHOKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellringer Angel Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Sure I'll help ya. All ya gotta do is suck on my dick UNTIL YOU CHOKE!I don't mind. Life isn't worth living anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I don't mind. Life isn't worth living anyway. Then come see me later. This is what you get for supporting Trump y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Can I have a vitamin water? Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Can I have a vitamin water? Please? NO! GET YOUR OWN WATER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 NO! GET YOUR OWN WATER!You beech! I kill you till you're dead. Dead like my relationship with my son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 You beech! I kill you till you're dead. Dead like my relationship with my son! And like you're comedy career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 And like you're comedy career.I know. My life sucks even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I know. My life sucks even more. As long as you know it you failure of a terrorist. My jerkass housemates were better terrorists then you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Why does life suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Why does life suck? Because you're wasting time asking dumb funking questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chara Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Getting fed up to sheet having to play Betty Boop because that turdstain you call a friend told me to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Sure I'll help ya. All ya gotta do is suck on my dick UNTIL YOU CHOKE! How the hell does that even work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 How the hell does that even work? They suck on my dick and don't breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 How far do you think you can go before moderator intervention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Is this really what you have decided to stoop to? A shallow, offensive parody of yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 How far do you think you can go before moderator intervention? Unless I start showing pictures of my dick, I should be good. Is this really what you have decided to stoop to? A shallow, offensive parody of yourself? I was always like this, I just pretended to be Betty dipshit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I was always like this, I just pretended to be Betty dipshit!So you were always shallow and offensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 What role do you play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 So you were always shallow and offensive? Unashamedly so! What role do you play? Look up above my icon and realize you wasted time writing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I didn't waste my time with it; I'm just foreshadowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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