My Secret (How I Came Back To Life)

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

 

It's finally the proper time and place for this mystery to be put to rest, I would say, yes? I'll bow out and let the stage be left to another for this...explanation. Of course, were you all not so foolish, you would have realized long ago.

 

So, as some of you know, I was killed by Chara days ago. However it...didn’t stick. Immediately there were theories galore about what I did to escape my fate and return to life.
And the truth is...

I have no idea. I literally do not know why it happened. I even asked Black and Aix. No clue.

Now why all this stuff with Mauvache then?

Well I, or rather she, already told you.

Entertainment. I noticed people were making theories and so...I ran with it. I decided to have some fun, make it seem like I was possessed, or something like that, without actually saying that I was.
I never once said I was part of this event. Nor did I say that I was possessed or anything. I merely played a part I gave myself.

I didn’t lie. I told people how to figure out the character’s name. I told them they were wasting their time trying to solve my mystery. I even told them I wasn’t possessed. Granted not directly but I did say so.

I had done a lot during this. Riddles, hints, mysteries. A lot of it on my own at times. I will admit it was a bit frustrating. Not overally so but...I just wanted to have a little fun.

Now, before I get calls of betrayal....I continued to work on the riddles and mysteries even while doing this. Even after a certain...incident I still gave out some ideas and questions.

And that's not all, I admit...I had a thought. What would be the point of all this if I were the one to do most of the work? I didn't want to take that risk.

The reason I, or, again, rather she, said that no matter the outcome, I won?

Because I did the one thing you had to do to actually win this event.
I had fun.

[Simping For Hina]

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

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Ah yes I suppose I shall use this opportunity to say goodbye.

Granted I have no need to. I am not bound to the laws of your "Monsters" after all.

However I do not think it would be good to continue this play for too long. Nor too often.

Then again, I know a certain witch who likes to pop in from time to time anyway.
Maybe you'll see more of me in the future.

Perhaps in ways you would not expect.

Of course, there's a time and place for everything, and that is a mystery for another day.

So with that I say farewell for now. I look forward to seeing what other kinds of entertainment this place has in store for you all!

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