[Written] Polician Archetype where battling means nothing.

[Fukato]

An archetype that is focused on NOT battling and doing something else, mainly "Deck Destruction". If this archetype had a design, they would be like underwater people that are NOT fishes but are humanoids that are usually near small islands.

 

[spoiler=Monsters]

 

Butler of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Level 1

0/0

Effect: When this card is Summoned: You can make your opponent draw 1 card; add 1 Level 1 Aqua monster from your Deck to your hand. You can only use this effect of "Butler of the Polician" once per turn.

 

Songstress of the Polician

EARTH Aqua Level 1 Tuner

0/0

Effect: If a card is added to your opponent's hand: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. You can only Special Summon "Songstress of the Polician" once per turn this way. Once per turn: You can make your opponent add 1 Spell/Trap Card from their Deck to their hand; Special Summon 1 "Polician" monster from your Deck, except "Songstress of the Polician".

 

Messenger of the Polician

EARTH Aqua Level 1

0/0

Effect: If an opponent's monster attacks: You can negate that attack, then end the Battle Phase; Special Summon this card from your hand. If Summoned this way, banish it when it leaves the field.

 

The Polician Advisor

EARTH Aqua Level 1

0/0

Effect: Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must first be Special Summoned (from your hand) by making your opponent draw 2 cards and banishing 1 "Polician" you control. During either player's Main Phase: You can make your opponent draw 1 card, then target 1 "Polician" monster in your GY; Special Summon it. If this card is sent from the field or hand to the GY: You can make your opponent draw 1 card; add 1 "Polician" card from your Deck to your hand. You can only use each effect of "The Polician Advisor" once per turn.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Spell/Traps]

 

Polician Policy

Field Spell Card

Effect: During each End Phase, if your opponent has 6 or more cards in their hand: You can banish cards until they have 4 cards in their hand. All damage each player takes become 0.

 

Proclamation of Polician

Normal Spell Card

Effect: Make your opponent draw 2 cards, then activate 1 of the following effects;

·Special Summon 1 "Polician" monster from your Deck.

·Add 1 "Polician" card or 1 "Cease-Fire" from your Deck to your hand, except "Proclamation of Polician".

You can only use 1 "Proclamation of Polician" per turn.

 

Cease-Fire (Not to be confused with Ceasefire)

Normal Trap Card

Effect: If you control a "Polician" monster: Make your opponent draw 2 cards, monsters on the field cannot be destroyed by battle or card effects this turn. You can only use 1 "Cease-Fire" once per turn.

 

Ideological Polician

Continuous Trap Card

Effect: If your opponent adds a card from their Deck to their hand, except by "Ideological Polician" or during the Draw Phase: Your opponent draws 1 card. If your opponent Summons a monster: You can Special Summon 1 "Polician" monster from your Deck. You can only use this effect of "Ideological Polician" once per turn.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Extra Deck]

 

Crowned Prince of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Level 1 Fusion

0/0

Effect: 2 "Polician" monsters

Must first be Fusion Summoned (from the Extra Deck) by sending the above cards you control to the GY (You do not use the "Polymerization".). When this card is Fusion Summoned: You can make your opponent draw cards up to the number of "Polician" monsters you control. You can only use this effect of "Crowned Prince of the Policians" once per turn. While this card is face-up, neither player can conduct their Battle Phase.

 

Crowned King of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Level 2 Synchro

0/0

Effect: 1 Tuner + 1 non-Tuner monster

During your Main Phase: You can reduce this card's Level by 1; each player draws a card, then you can Special Summon 1 Level 1 monster from your Deck. If this card is sent to the GY for a Summon of an Extra Deck monster: You can shuffle 2 "Polician" monsters in your GY; draw 1 card, then your opponent draws cards equal to the combined Levels of the monsters shuffled by this effect. You can only use each effect of "Crowned King of the Policians" once per turn.

 

Crowned Empress of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Rank 1

0/0

Effect: 2 Level 1 monsters

While this card has Xyz Materials, neither player can conduct their Battle Phase, also neither player takes damage. If this card would leave the field, you can detach 2 Xyz Materials from this card instead, then make your opponent draw 1 card.

 

Crowned Oracle of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Link

Link-2

Link Markers: Down Left, Down

ATK: 0

Effect: 2 or more Level 1 Effect Monsters

"Polician" monsters this card points to cannot be targeted by an opponent's card effect. If your opponent draws a card and controls more cards than you do: You can Special Summon 1 "Polician" monster in your GY to a Main Monster Zone this card points to.

 

 

 

[Blake]

Butler of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Level 1

0/0

Effect: When this card is Summoned: You can make your opponent draw 1 card; add 1 Level 1 Aqua monster from your Deck to your hand.

 

Songstress of the Polician

EARTH Aqua Level 1 Tuner

0/0

Effect: If a card is added to your opponent's hand: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. Once per turn: You can make your opponent add 1 Spell/Trap Card from their Deck to their hand; Special Summon 1 "Polician" monster from your Deck, except "Songstress of the Polician".

 

Messenger of the Polician

EARTH Aqua Level 1

0/0

Effect: If an opponent's monster attacks: You can negate that attack, then end the Battle Phase; Special Summon this card from your hand. If Summoned this way, banish it when it leaves the field.

The Polician Advisor

EARTH Aqua Level 1

0/0

Effect: Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must first be Special Summoned (from your hand) by making your opponent draw 2 cards. During either player's Main Phase: You can make your opponent draw 1 card, then target 1 "Polician" monster in your GY; Special Summon it. If this card is sent from the field or hand to the GY: You can make your opponent draw 1 card; add 1 "Polician" card from your Deck to your hand. You can only use each effect of "The Polician Advisor" once per turn.

 

Proclamation of Polician

Normal Spell Card

Effect: Make your opponent draw 2 cards, then activate 1 of the following effects;

·Special Summon 1 "Polician" monster from your Deck.

·Add 1 "Polician" card or 1 "Cease-Fire" from your Deck to your hand, except "Proclamation of Polician".

 

Crowned Prince of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Level 1 Fusion

0/0

Effect: 2 "Polician" monsters

Must first be Fusion Summoned (from the Extra Deck) by sending the above cards you control to the GY (You do not use the "Polymerization".). When this card is Fusion Summoned: You can make your opponent draw cards up to the number of "Polician" monsters you control. While this card is face-up, neither player can conduct their Battle Phase.

 

Crowned King of the Policians

EARTH Aqua Level 2 Synchro Tuner

0/0

Effect: 1 Tuner + 1 non-Tuner monster

Once per turn: You can reduce this card's Level by 1; each player draws a card, then you can Special Summon 1 Level 1 monster from your Deck. If this card is sent to the GY for a Summon of an Extra Deck monster: You can shuffle 2 "Polician" monsters in your GY; draw 1 card, then your opponent draws cards equal to the combined Levels of the monsters shuffled by this effect.

Removed the cards the cards that are less relevant to the point.

 

You cannot make your opponent draw as a cost. That's simply not how the game works. I will be treating the drawing as effects.

 

so let's start

 

You're going first. You have Butler + Advisor/Songstress

Butler, find the Songstress/Advisor, whichever you don't need. Opp draws 1 (Opp's Deck: 34).

SS Advisor, opp draws 2 (OD: 32)

Songstress summons herself.

Songstress effect, forces opponent to add a S/T from Deck to hand (OD: 31), SSs Butler #2

Butler adds Songstress #2, opp draws a card (OD: 30)

Songstress + Butler = Crowned King in the EMZ

King effect, both players draw 1 (OD: 29), find the Butler #3.

Butler #3 effect + Songstress #2 effect, summon Songstress, opp draws one (OD: 28), search Songstress #3

Songstress #2 effect, opp adds a S/T (OD: 27), SS Messenger (for the name)

Butler #2 + King = Crowned Prince

CL1 Prince Effect, you control 5 Polician (Prince, Songstress #2, Advisor, Butler #3, Messenger), so the opponent draws 5 cards

CL2, King effect, shuffle itself + songstress back, draw 1, opp draws 3

Resolve those, opp draws a total of 8 (OD: 19)

Songstress + Prince = King

King effect, both players draw 1 (OD: 18), SS Songstress #1 from the deck

Songstress #1 effect again, opp adds a S/T (OD: 17), summon Messenger #2 from the deck

Messenger + King = Prince

CL1 Prince, force opp to draw 5 (prince, songstress #1, advisor, messenger #2, butler #3)

CL2 King, return King + Songstress to deck, draw 1, opp forced to draw 3

Resolve (OD: 9)

Songstress #3 summons herself from hand

Songstress + prince = King

King effect, reduce level by 1, summon songstress from deck, both draw 1 (OD: 8)

Advisor effect, force opp to draw 1 (OD: 7), SS butler

Butler effect, force opp to draw 1 (OD: 6), add ???

Butler + King = Prince

Prince forces opp to draw 5

King forces opp to draw 3

GG

 

basically, there's a major lack of OPT on most of these cards, and even the use of Advisor at the end is flourish. And advisor is kinda bork.

 

The spells add to the idea, but the field is worse than straight FTKing, and the normal spell is really just more names to guarantee success/more potent than normal names

 

the unlisted cards other than the link and the field are just really bad, overall, and seem like the obligatory "play these because we said to" cards. The link means you have an even easier time guaranteeing the kill, going second, and I touched on the field.

 

Really, really need to be limited in what they can achieve, because it's really easy to softloop. I'm sure my loop isn't even optimal.

 

edit: you can actually just loop king itself with two copies

 

Tuner + nontuner = King

king effect get w/e

king + w/e = king

king effect put back kign and w/e

 

repeat until they've drawn to death

[Fukato]

Rip me. HOPT placed and changed King to a non-Tuner.