Sorry Frank Underwood, I might've borrowed your idea for something equally stupid (Written)

[~British Soul~]

Rabid Blue-Eyes Chaos Emperor Ultimate Dragon Cannon - Envoy of Impracticality
LIGHT/Level 12/Dragon/Fusion/Effect
Rabid Horseman + Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon + XYZ Dragon Cannon + Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End
Cannot be Special Summoned unless you have Special Summoned all the above cards during this Duel, in the order written above as that is the order in which they were summoned in the anime. (Also you cannot use fusion substitutes to help summon the first two cards in this sequence) Must first be Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by banishing the above cards you control and/or from your Graveyard, whilst dueling on top of a blimp and reciting a 10 minute-long monologue about how life sucks beforehand. (You do not use “Polymerization”.) At any point in life (Quick Effect): you can banish 1 card from any other card game; banish your opponent from existence, magically earn enough money to retire to somewhere far away where noone can bother you, also when you die this card must be buried alongside you. Cards and effects cannot be activated in response to this card's summon or the activation of this card's effect.
5000 ATK/5000 DEF

 

sorry, I had to *shot*

[Premier Alexander Romanov]

Bravo, my friend.
Bravo.
This is just beautiful, and I adore it in just how insane it is.
I honestly thought I died inside making ADCOCK, but you have mended that part of my soul with this.

[Fruiota_Hiroshi]

Banish your opponent from existence? You mean the Shadow Realm.

 

Honestly though, ignoring the blimp and the monologue, this card's Summoning condition might actually work in the game.