Satellite Archetype

[Bluvista]

So does anyone else remember Prince Ojin and his Satellite Cannon from GX? Here's some support for it in the form of an entire archetype built around it. 

For those who don't know. 

Satellite Cannon

Level: 5

LIGHT/Machine/Effect

This card cannot be destroyed by battle with a Level 7 or lower monster. During each of your End Phases: This card gains 1000 ATK. If this card attacks, this increased ATK returns to 0, after damage calculation.

0/0

(Ok, so it's not particularly good, but not complete garbage)

(Also, if you fused 3 of these bad boys together you got this behemoth)

Satellite Laser Balsam

Level: 8

LIGHT/Machine/Fusion/Effect 

"Satellite Cannon" + "Satellite Cannon" + "Satellite Cannon"
This monster cannot be Special Summoned except by Fusion Summon. During each of your End Phases, this card gains 3000 ATK. If this card attacks, the ATK gained by this effect returns to 0 after damage calculation. During battle between this card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card, inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent.

0/2000

(Stupid, long, written out, piercing damage clause because it was 2nd season GX , y'all)

(Now the rest of the Archetype, (By my design)

Satellite Cannon MK.2

Level: 7

LIGHT/Machine/Effect

This card is always treated as "Satellite Cannon" Cannot be normal summoned/set. Must be special summoned by tributing 1 "Satellite Cannon" you control. Once per turn, this card you control cannot be destroyed by battle or effect. When this card is special summoned from your hand, it gains 2000 ATK. If this card attacks, the ATK gained by this card's effect returns to 0 after damage calculation, When this card destroys an opponents monster by battle, inflict 500 damage to your opponent. During each of your End Phases, this card gains 2000 ATK. 

0/1500

Satellite Cannon Delta MAX

Level: 10

LIGHT/Machine/Fusion/Effect

Satellite Cannon MK.2 + 1+ "Satellite Cannon" monsters

This card cannot be destroyed by battle. This card cannot be destroyed by your opponents card effects. This card cannot be special summoned except by Fusion summon. When this card is Fusion summoned it gains 2000 ATK, + 1000 ATK for each Fusion material used to Fusion summon this monster. This card can attack 1 time during each battle phase for each fusion material used to fusion summon this card. If this card battled, at the end of the Battle Phase, the ATK gained by this card's effect returns to 0. This card can inflict piercing damage. When this card attacks, your opponent cannot activate card effects. During each players End Phase, this card gains 2000 ATK. 

0/4000

(that's all for now, lol)