Tenu P.U.N.K Rocking Racoon [written]

[Loleo]

Tenu P.U.N.K Rocking Racoon

EARTH

level 8

Psychic/Effect

2600/1800

Effect: If a face-up monster(s) your opponent controls leaves the field while you control this card gain 600 LP. You can only use 2 of  the following effects of "Tenu P.U.N.K Rocking Racoon" per turn and only once that turn:

(1) You can Special Summon this card from your hand by banishing 2 level 8 or higher Psychic monsters from your GY, then gain LP equal to the banished monsters' combined ATK.

(2) Tribute this card, then send 1 "P.U.N.K" card from your hand or field to the GY and pay 600 LP (Quick Effect): Special Summon either 1 Psychic Fusion monster (this summon is treated as a Fusion Summon) or 1 Psychic Synchro monster (this summon is treated as a Synchro Summon) from your GY.

(3) If you have paid more than 2400 LP during this turn: During the end phase, you can add this card to your hand.

 

Wording help.

Edit: thanks The wandering mist

[TheWanderingMist]

OK, I'll try.

 

Effect: If a face-up monster(s) your opponent controls leaves the field while you control this card, gain 600 LP. You can only use 2 of  the following effects of "Tenu P.U.N.K Rocking Racoon" per turn and only once that turn:

(1) You can Special Summon this card from your hand by banishing 2 level 8 or higher Psychic monsters from your GY, then gain LP equal to the banished monsters' combined ATK.

(2) Tribute this card, then send 1 "P.U.N.K" card from your hand or field to the GY and pay 600 LP (Quick Effect): Special Summon either 1 Psychic Fusion monster (this summon is treated as a Fusion Summon) or 1 Psychic Synchro monster (this summon is treated as a Synchro Summon) from your GY.

(3) If you have paid more than 2400 LP during this turn: During the End Phase, you can add this card to your hand.

 

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I'm sure there's a way to cut it down more, but this should work the way you intend it to.