Mars the God of War Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Simpsons/// Fat Tony: Whats a Truck Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me Tony. Did you Murder him Fat Tony: Whats a murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I think this is spam Me: Isnt this spamYou: *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 *Phone rings*Peter: Lois, I can't take out the trash because I'm at the office.Lois: Peter, the Caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact, I can see you!*Peter backs up*Peter: Can you see me now?Lois: No.Peter: Okay, NOW I'm at the Office. lololooolololololo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 What's the color of a firetruck?Peter: OrangeHomer: I will fit all of you and our stuff into this car!(packs in tetris stile).Marge:Where do you go?Homer: DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 There was that Halloween episode of Simpsons where Homer cloned himself thanks to a magical hammock. In the end, the clones start to clone each other over and over again. During the later part of the episode, we see a large horde of Homer-clones, and among them we can see Peter from Family Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Impact™ Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Homer: I'm just going out to my garage,Moe: Oh, your garage, how la di da.Homer: So what do you call it then?Moe: A car hold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Belongs in games. Bart: Look at this Lis, you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. (puts video on slow-mo) annnnd Now! Homer: Would you keep it down? I can't hear myself think! (Thinking) I want Peanuts. (Spoken) That's better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asbalih Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Belongs in games. I don't think so Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Homer and his clones are all in a truck, Homer: Does anyone know the way home?*Clones sticks hand up* *Clones gets shot*Homer: Come on, don't be shy*Three more clones stick hands up* *Three Clones get shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Belongs in games. I don't think so Why? Shary: In front of a tavern,Flat on his face,A boozehound named BarneyIs pleading his case. Barney: Buy me a beer,Two bucks a glass.Come on, help me,I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy,A snifter of wine.Who am I kidding?I'll drink turpentine. Moe: Move it, ya drunk,Or I'll blast your rear end.Barney: I found two bucks!Moe: Then come in, my friend! Shary: And so, let us leaveOn this heartwarming scene.Bart: Can I be a boozehound?Homer: Not till you're fifteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Belongs in games. I don't think so Why? Shary: In front of a tavern,Flat on his face,A boozehound named BarneyIs pleading his case. Barney: Buy me a beer,Two bucks a glass.Come on, help me,I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy,A snifter of wine.Who am I kidding?I'll drink turpentine. Moe: Move it, ya drunk,Or I'll blast your rear end.Barney: I found two bucks!Moe: Then come in, my friend! Shary: And so, let us leaveOn this heartwarming scene.Bart: Can I be a boozehound?Homer: Not till you're fifteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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