Tekken Ham Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Sorry, I kinda had to post this lulzmine. So, the debate was that since GoO sucks in LS, Shien sucks in Sams. So I got my buddy Saiyan Knight/Bow/Beau to talk to him. A little background, Bow is passionate about Sams, liek rant passionate, and he's good. So, they debated, and I posted it here for the lulz. Uhhh so Saiyan Knight is Bow, I am DGHam, Remix_Duelist is invertremix, and Chaos_Remix is Impact Shade. DoomguardHam (10:03:05 PM) has entered the room.SaiyanKnight619 (10:03:10 PM) has entered the room.invertremix (10:03:22 PM) has entered the room.SaiyanKnight619 (10:03:27 PM): Is this the kid?DoomguardHam (10:03:33 PM): Ok, Imma make me some popcorn and break out teh sodasinvertremix (10:03:36 PM): XDinvertremix (10:03:42 PM): send me oneinvertremix (10:03:42 PM): ^_^SaiyanKnight619 (10:03:45 PM): Okay. Okay okay. Wait. SaiyanKnight619 (10:03:47 PM): Wait wait.DoomguardHam (10:03:50 PM): Of course Im probably gonna get kicked off the Swim teaminvertremix (10:03:56 PM): you don't have to repeat yourselfinvertremix (10:03:57 PM): XDSaiyanKnight619 (10:04:01 PM): Let me get this faggotry straight.DoomguardHam (10:04:03 PM): I've been late for every practiceinvertremix (10:04:10 PM): Cheese boyinvertremix (10:04:11 PM): chillSaiyanKnight619 (10:04:11 PM): GUARDIAN... OF ORDER.SaiyanKnight619 (10:04:18 PM): Is bad in LIGHTSWORN...invertremix (10:04:19 PM): You can read!SaiyanKnight619 (10:04:19 PM): SO...invertremix (10:04:21 PM): ^_^invertremix (10:04:22 PM): and lolinvertremix (10:04:24 PM): XDSaiyanKnight619 (10:04:26 PM): GREAT SHOGUN...SaiyanKnight619 (10:04:29 PM): IS BAD...SaiyanKnight619 (10:04:33 PM): In SAMURAI.invertremix (10:04:34 PM): First of allSaiyanKnight619 (10:04:38 PM): No.invertremix (10:04:39 PM): Guardian of OrderSaiyanKnight619 (10:04:39 PM): No no.invertremix (10:04:40 PM): is amazinginvertremix (10:04:43 PM): in Lightsworninvertremix (10:04:45 PM): second of allDoomguardHam (10:04:50 PM): If this is sarcasm Imma funking deadDoomguardHam (10:04:58 PM): I've already broke out teh Mountain Dewinvertremix (10:05:05 PM): Mountain Dew FTW!SaiyanKnight619 (10:05:14 PM): No. NO. What's second. GO FOR IT.SaiyanKnight619 (10:05:31 PM): LET'S HEAR YOUR STATEMENT, SON.SaiyanKnight619 (10:05:43 PM): Before the sun sets, preferably.invertremix (10:05:56 PM): It's 10:05invertremix (10:05:59 PM): the sun has already setinvertremix (10:06:00 PM): :PSaiyanKnight619 (10:06:03 PM): No for me it's not.DoomguardHam (10:06:04 PM): I suck with GIMP!invertremix (10:06:07 PM): yesinvertremix (10:06:14 PM): you doSaiyanKnight619 (10:06:17 PM): This kid IS a GIMP.invertremix (10:06:18 PM): anywaySaiyanKnight619 (10:06:29 PM): Fire away.invertremix (10:06:30 PM): You've heard of Trade-In, no?SaiyanKnight619 (10:06:33 PM): Yes.invertremix (10:06:35 PM): Alrightinvertremix (10:06:39 PM): You're awareSaiyanKnight619 (10:06:42 PM): I know every card. Don't worry about that. invertremix (10:06:47 PM): that Trade-In lets you discard a Level 8 monster to draw 2 cards, no?SaiyanKnight619 (10:06:52 PM): ...SaiyanKnight619 (10:06:57 PM): Yes.SaiyanKnight619 (10:06:59 PM): -_-;invertremix (10:07:00 PM): Moving oninvertremix (10:07:09 PM): You're aware that Judgment Dragon is a Level 8 monster, no?SaiyanKnight619 (10:07:21 PM): What the funk did I just say, son?SaiyanKnight619 (10:07:27 PM): Quit being cute and talk.invertremix (10:07:36 PM): You're also aware that Solar Recharge provides Draw Power, as does Trade-Ininvertremix (10:07:45 PM): and that 3 + 2 equals 5, no?SaiyanKnight619 (10:07:53 PM): So, by your logic, your whole point is that they have more draw power than SamuraiSaiyanKnight619 (10:07:59 PM): Get to the funking point.SaiyanKnight619 (10:08:01 PM): Jesus.invertremix (10:08:02 PM): Meaning that 8% of your Deck is draw power.SaiyanKnight619 (10:08:08 PM): Well, no.invertremix (10:08:09 PM): Not counting Garoth.invertremix (10:08:34 PM): So, that's about 10%invertremix (10:08:42 PM): 10% of your Deck is draw powerinvertremix (10:08:50 PM): Let's see what Samurai hasinvertremix (10:08:53 PM): Six Samurai Unitedinvertremix (10:08:56 PM): ohSaiyanKnight619 (10:08:57 PM): I have a better plan.invertremix (10:08:58 PM): that meansinvertremix (10:09:09 PM): that less than 5% of the Deck is draw powerSaiyanKnight619 (10:09:10 PM): I'll play Six Samurai, like always, and kill ANY funking Lightsworn deck, like always.SaiyanKnight619 (10:09:14 PM): How's that for a plan?invertremix (10:09:15 PM): lolinvertremix (10:09:16 PM): really now?SaiyanKnight619 (10:09:21 PM): Yes, really now.invertremix (10:09:32 PM): Well, are you familiar with the dueling program DMU?DoomguardHam (10:09:37 PM): I need to sig thisinvertremix (10:09:41 PM): I'm going to post it on YCMinvertremix (10:09:44 PM): so don't worry about itSaiyanKnight619 (10:09:45 PM): I've never heard of it.invertremix (10:09:46 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:09:46 PM): WAITSaiyanKnight619 (10:09:51 PM): YOU'RE A YCM baka?DoomguardHam (10:09:57 PM): Uh ohz...invertremix (10:10:01 PM): lol you do realize that Cheeselordinvertremix (10:10:02 PM): is on YCMinvertremix (10:10:04 PM): as well, no?SaiyanKnight619 (10:10:08 PM): THAT'S WHY!invertremix (10:10:11 PM): or DoomguardhamSaiyanKnight619 (10:10:12 PM): Okay, I'm less angry.SaiyanKnight619 (10:10:22 PM): How's Violet Crystal working out for you?DoomguardHam (10:10:32 PM): I am also a Gaia regular before YCM, YCM is faster than Gaia invertremix (10:10:36 PM): There is a member of YCM that is better than every member of Gaia (if that's where you're from) without question.SaiyanKnight619 (10:10:41 PM): ...DoomguardHam (10:10:44 PM): Crab Helmet?invertremix (10:10:48 PM): noinvertremix (10:10:48 PM): lolinvertremix (10:10:51 PM): Pharaoh_AtemSaiyanKnight619 (10:10:53 PM): I'm laughing out loud.invertremix (10:10:55 PM): reallySaiyanKnight619 (10:11:03 PM): LAUGHING. OUT. LOAD.SaiyanKnight619 (10:11:07 PM): Load? Loud.DoomguardHam (10:11:09 PM): Atem's from gamefaqsSaiyanKnight619 (10:11:11 PM): Don't know what happened there.DoomguardHam (10:11:12 PM): that doesnt countSaiyanKnight619 (10:11:17 PM): NO WAYSaiyanKnight619 (10:11:24 PM): A GAMEFAQS baka TOO?!DoomguardHam (10:11:29 PM): You know, I fear for my safety nowinvertremix (10:11:30 PM): LOLOLOLSaiyanKnight619 (10:11:31 PM): TELL ME YOU KNEW SETO1invertremix (10:11:35 PM): Atem is incredible.SaiyanKnight619 (10:11:38 PM): YOU DID, RIGHT?DoomguardHam (10:11:39 PM): Seto_DEN?DoomguardHam (10:11:46 PM): Hes from gfaqs?SaiyanKnight619 (10:11:47 PM): No no, the FAQS user.SaiyanKnight619 (10:12:04 PM): Seto_DEN...SaiyanKnight619 (10:12:07 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:12:09 PM): GoddamnitSaiyanKnight619 (10:12:24 PM): So, if Atem is incredible...SaiyanKnight619 (10:12:29 PM): Which Shonen did he win?SaiyanKnight619 (10:12:38 PM): What Regionals has he Top8'd at?invertremix (10:12:39 PM): have you won a Shonen?invertremix (10:12:44 PM): and he created the best banlistDoomguardHam (10:12:50 PM): My train of thought has just been hit by a missleinvertremix (10:12:51 PM): probably like everinvertremix (10:12:53 PM): xDinvertremix (10:13:02 PM): Plus, I'd defeat you any day.SaiyanKnight619 (10:13:04 PM): In fact, I have to admit I don't live near any Shonen Jumps.invertremix (10:13:16 PM): You do realize that Nationals are bigger than SJC, no?SaiyanKnight619 (10:13:17 PM): Oregon gets boned on Shonens.SaiyanKnight619 (10:13:20 PM): Yes.DoomguardHam (10:13:25 PM): I need that Outside pic I posted to Nick's muleSaiyanKnight619 (10:13:29 PM): lolinvertremix (10:13:40 PM): Ok, you do realize that I'd crush you in a duel, no?DoomguardHam (10:13:42 PM): This is going on Gaia tooSaiyanKnight619 (10:13:44 PM): The 'Blaqk' kid?DoomguardHam (10:13:46 PM): yeahSaiyanKnight619 (10:13:47 PM): EXCUSE ME, jabroni?invertremix (10:13:55 PM): Lol, can you read?SaiyanKnight619 (10:14:13 PM): I figured it must have been a typo, since it was a ludicrous and invalid statement.SaiyanKnight619 (10:14:21 PM): Do you have a UDE number? SaiyanKnight619 (10:14:29 PM): You play in tournaments, right?SaiyanKnight619 (10:14:39 PM): Not just 'with your friends' or 'only online', right?DoomguardHam (10:14:54 PM): DMU is faggotrySaiyanKnight619 (10:15:08 PM): You can't be a YCM AND GameFAQS baka, AND only play online...DoomguardHam (10:15:23 PM): Atem's the only GFAQ'er thereinvertremix (10:15:50 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:15:52 PM): Oh, then maybe he can only play online.invertremix (10:15:55 PM): I don't go on GFAQ'sSaiyanKnight619 (10:16:00 PM): Do you only play online, son?invertremix (10:16:03 PM): Atem said he trolls GameFAQ'sinvertremix (10:16:03 PM): noinvertremix (10:16:05 PM): I play IRLimpactshade (10:16:11 PM) has been invited.invertremix (10:16:13 PM): but I don't have a lot of good cardsSaiyanKnight619 (10:16:17 PM): Aww, that's cuuutteee...SaiyanKnight619 (10:16:22 PM): You're only good onlinneee~~SaiyanKnight619 (10:16:27 PM): I want to pinch your cheek.SaiyanKnight619 (10:16:36 PM): You're like a retarded baby talking to the big kids!invertremix (10:16:39 PM): and you probably fail at life.SaiyanKnight619 (10:16:50 PM): Awww, who's a good duelist? Who's a good duelist? Awwww~~~Impact Shade (10:16:51 PM) has entered the room.DoomguardHam (10:17:04 PM): Ok, invited a friendImpact Shade (10:17:04 PM): fake remix = noobvSaiyanKnight619 (10:17:07 PM): Which one is this then?Impact Shade (10:17:11 PM): im the real remixImpact Shade (10:17:14 PM): Chaos_RemixSaiyanKnight619 (10:17:18 PM): Uh...invertremix (10:17:19 PM): hey Matto@invertremix (10:17:24 PM): Matto!*Impact Shade (10:17:25 PM): im not a ego manic thoDoomguardHam (10:17:29 PM): Idc, I invited him so he could see the lulzinvertremix (10:17:31 PM): this kid's really stupid ^_^Impact Shade (10:17:32 PM): like some people *cough*SaiyanKnight619 (10:17:38 PM): That's fine.DoomguardHam (10:17:40 PM): Back to the lulzmineImpact Shade (10:17:43 PM): btw bradenImpact Shade (10:17:46 PM): i got a PSP todayDoomguardHam (10:17:58 PM): All we need is Joe... Then this would be a party!SaiyanKnight619 (10:18:16 PM): So, you were just saying how you could beat me in a game without owning good cards. How's that workin' out for ya?SaiyanKnight619 (10:18:20 PM): Tell me about that.Impact Shade (10:18:31 PM): he runs skull servantsSaiyanKnight619 (10:18:34 PM): ...DoomguardHam (10:18:37 PM): I just found my 2nd Volcanic Queen!DoomguardHam (10:18:44 PM): Retarded Lockdown here I come!SaiyanKnight619 (10:18:45 PM): OH, SHUT UP. IT COULDN'T BE THAT EASY.SaiyanKnight619 (10:18:57 PM): DOES HE REALLY?Impact Shade (10:19:00 PM): yesSaiyanKnight619 (10:19:07 PM): ...invertremix (10:19:10 PM): Lol, no.Impact Shade (10:19:23 PM): so you deny it nowinvertremix (10:19:23 PM): First of all, you'd probably defeat me IRL.invertremix (10:19:35 PM): Online, I'd crush you without a problem.DoomguardHam (10:19:50 PM): Online stacking?SaiyanKnight619 (10:19:52 PM): The degree to which I'm laughing can't be expressed through any kind of textual representation.invertremix (10:20:00 PM): On DMU.DoomguardHam (10:20:02 PM): DMU is pure faggotryinvertremix (10:20:04 PM): No.invertremix (10:20:08 PM): It's better than YVD.DoomguardHam (10:20:10 PM): It's about as bad as YVD on drawsDoomguardHam (10:20:24 PM): I'm finding that outside picture, brbImpact Shade (10:20:26 PM): DMU has bad shufflingSaiyanKnight619 (10:20:52 PM): I'm... Literally laughing so hard I'm l must be losing weight.invertremix (10:20:53 PM): My Ancient Gears would destroy you in less than 7 turns.SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:00 PM): I'm laughing my ass off... LITERALLY.SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:05 PM): ANCIENT GEARS? SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:08 PM): IN SEVEN TURNS?invertremix (10:21:09 PM): WOW!invertremix (10:21:11 PM): You can readinvertremix (10:21:11 PM): ^_^invertremix (10:21:13 PM): that's niceinvertremix (10:21:14 PM): SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:15 PM): SEVEN?invertremix (10:21:17 PM): yesinvertremix (10:21:19 PM): the number after sixSaiyanKnight619 (10:21:20 PM): I'll beat you in two.SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:21 PM): lolinvertremix (10:21:21 PM): and before eightinvertremix (10:21:26 PM): lol with what?invertremix (10:21:29 PM): Six Samurai?invertremix (10:21:30 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:21:31 PM): Yesinvertremix (10:21:36 PM): Hey!Impact Shade (10:21:40 PM): i declare it happemninvertremix (10:21:42 PM): A card called Royal Oppression exists!invertremix (10:21:44 PM): ^_^SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:47 PM): Hey!invertremix (10:21:54 PM): ...SaiyanKnight619 (10:21:57 PM): Grandmaster comes back to my hand anyway, because it's destroyed!invertremix (10:22:03 PM): okinvertremix (10:22:04 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:22:05 PM): Good job using 800 life points, baka!invertremix (10:22:09 PM): Six Samurai'invertremix (10:22:13 PM): Six Samurai*invertremix (10:22:17 PM): can be defeated with one cardinvertremix (10:22:18 PM): lolinvertremix (10:22:23 PM): 3 if you want to get specificinvertremix (10:22:33 PM): Destiny Hero - Plasma says hi.invertremix (10:22:38 PM): Angel O7 says hi.SaiyanKnight619 (10:22:40 PM): Kill it all the time.SaiyanKnight619 (10:22:43 PM): Wouldn't let it happen.invertremix (10:22:44 PM): Skill Drain says hi.SaiyanKnight619 (10:22:51 PM): Wrecked consistently.invertremix (10:23:07 PM): My 8800 ATK Ancient Gear Ultimate Golem says bye!invertremix (10:23:10 PM): ^_^SaiyanKnight619 (10:23:15 PM): My Bottomless says 'funk you'.invertremix (10:23:18 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:23:24 PM): And my Solemn agrees.invertremix (10:23:25 PM): then I get an Ancient Gear Goleminvertremix (10:23:25 PM): lolSaiyanKnight619 (10:23:29 PM): ...SaiyanKnight619 (10:23:32 PM): Uh, okay.SaiyanKnight619 (10:23:37 PM): You can start with it on the field.Impact Shade (10:23:39 PM): he has ego issuesImpact Shade (10:23:43 PM): just dont worry about himinvertremix (10:23:47 PM): No.Impact Shade (10:23:49 PM): im 40 and 2 against himSaiyanKnight619 (10:23:50 PM): He has mental deficiencies.invertremix (10:23:52 PM): If this kid thinks he's so good.Impact Shade (10:23:54 PM): and he still thinks hes betterinvertremix (10:23:58 PM): I'll prove he's not.DoomguardHam (10:23:59 PM): Imma talking to Atem atm, go on without meSaiyanKnight619 (10:24:01 PM): I do think I'm so good.SaiyanKnight619 (10:24:06 PM): What's your UDe, baka?invertremix (10:24:09 PM): Ok, then this Sunday.invertremix (10:24:13 PM): We'll duel.SaiyanKnight619 (10:24:18 PM): I won't be here. DoomguardHam (10:24:21 PM): EarlSkyhawk (10:20:37 PM): I'm to understand an idiot from YCM has been bothering you EarlSkyhawk (10:20:39 PM): I apologizeSaiyanKnight619 (10:24:23 PM): I'll be winning Nationals.DoomguardHam (10:24:26 PM): He apologisesinvertremix (10:24:46 PM): Lol, you couldn't win Nationals if they let you win.invertremix (10:24:50 PM): You'd still fail somehow.invertremix (10:24:53 PM): That's how bad you are.Impact Shade (10:25:14 PM): bradeninvertremix (10:25:19 PM): Of course, if you can defeat me in a duel, I'll agree that you're good.invertremix (10:25:24 PM): It's quite simple really.Impact Shade (10:25:39 PM): stop trying to be a crab wannabeinvertremix (10:25:45 PM): I'm not, lol.invertremix (10:25:48 PM): Crab's actually good.invertremix (10:25:50 PM): I'm not good.invertremix (10:25:57 PM): I'm just better than Saiyann00b.Impact Shade (10:26:27 PM): just stop before you get your ass kickedImpact Shade (10:26:32 PM): because it happens each time u talk sheetSaiyanKnight619 (10:26:33 PM): Haha, so, how many Regional T8 wins do you have?Impact Shade (10:26:49 PM): bowImpact Shade (10:26:52 PM): whats your UDESaiyanKnight619 (10:27:03 PM): 104-101-490SaiyanKnight619 (10:27:16 PM): What's the fagg--- Wait, what? How'd you...Impact Shade (10:27:24 PM): ???SaiyanKnight619 (10:27:38 PM): My name?Impact Shade (10:27:42 PM): ham told meSaiyanKnight619 (10:27:49 PM): Okay. I figured.Impact Shade (10:28:08 PM): i suck irlImpact Shade (10:28:14 PM): im working on a better deck right nowImpact Shade (10:28:17 PM): waiting on cardsDoomguardHam (10:28:44 PM): I beat Regional T8's, but Regionals always ends up on Vacation daysinvertremix (10:28:52 PM): Matt's better than me.invertremix (10:28:57 PM): So is cheese.invertremix (10:29:06 PM): It's just your lack of knowledge that makes me think you're not.invertremix (10:29:13 PM): It's obvious you have no skill whatsoever.SaiyanKnight619 (10:29:41 PM): Uh...SaiyanKnight619 (10:29:42 PM): Pardon me?SaiyanKnight619 (10:29:58 PM): How would you know anything about THAT then?DoomguardHam (10:30:15 PM): damn I lost teh picSaiyanKnight619 (10:30:25 PM): Are you guys all going to still bantering amongst yourselves in about 30 minutes?DoomguardHam (10:30:47 PM): Jesus is gonna headshot meSaiyanKnight619 (10:30:55 PM): I'm gonna go grab some food and groceries and be back. I want to take care of it before it gets too late for me to want to do anything for the night.Impact Shade (10:30:57 PM): i know not to open my mouthImpact Shade (10:30:59 PM): i suckSaiyanKnight619 (10:31:02 PM): But I'm NOT done with THIS jabroni.Impact Shade (10:31:10 PM): im just here for the lulzSaiyanKnight619 (10:31:12 PM): You should listen to your Shade friend.SaiyanKnight619 (10:31:18 PM): I'll be back in a bit.SaiyanKnight619 (10:31:25 PM): Later, ham. Shade.invertremix (10:31:26 PM): Lol, well, now that I've proved that you suck at this game, I'll go get a shower. Matto, pm me later if you want to.DoomguardHam (10:32:01 PM): Uhh... now we wait Spoons:Great Shogun ShienlulzminesMountain DewLaggy comps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharaoh_Atem Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Since folks COULD NOT HELP but spread the idiocy to me, I've my own parts to add. [22:11] invertremix: hello[22:11] invertremix: can I speak with you for a moment?[22:11] EarlSkyhawk: Yes[22:11] invertremix: apparently you suck at dueling[22:11] invertremix: allow me to show you what I mean[22:12] invertremix: (10:09:46 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: WAIT (10:09:52 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: YOU'RE A YCM baka? (10:09:58 EDT) DoomguardHam: Uh ohz... (10:10:01 EDT) invertremix: lol you do realize that Cheeselord (10:10:03 EDT) invertremix: is on YCM (10:10:05 EDT) invertremix: as well' date=' no? (10:10:09 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: THAT'S WHY! (10:10:12 EDT) invertremix: or Doomguardham (10:10:13 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: Okay, I'm less angry. (10:10:22 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: How's Violet Crystal working out for you? (10:10:33 EDT) DoomguardHam: I am also a Gaia regular before YCM, YCM is faster than Gaia (10:10:37 EDT) invertremix: There is a member of YCM that is better than every member of Gaia (if that's where you're from) without question. (10:10:42 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: ... (10:10:45 EDT) DoomguardHam: Crab Helmet? (10:10:48 EDT) invertremix: no (10:10:48 EDT) invertremix: lol (10:10:52 EDT) invertremix: Pharaoh_Atem (10:10:53 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: I'm laughing out loud. (10:10:56 EDT) invertremix: really (10:11:04 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: LAUGHING. OUT. LOAD. (10:11:08 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: Load? Loud. (10:11:10 EDT) DoomguardHam: Atem's from gamefaqs (10:11:12 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: Don't know what happened there. (10:11:13 EDT) DoomguardHam: that doesnt count (10:11:18 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: NO WAY (10:11:25 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: A GAMEFAQS baka TOO?! (10:11:30 EDT) DoomguardHam: You know, I fear for my safety now (10:11:31 EDT) invertremix: LOLOLOL (10:11:31 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: TELL ME YOU KNEW SETO1 (10:11:36 EDT) invertremix: Atem is incredible. (10:11:38 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: YOU DID, RIGHT? (10:11:40 EDT) DoomguardHam: Seto_DEN? (10:11:47 EDT) DoomguardHam: Hes from gfaqs? (10:11:48 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: No no, the FAQS user. (10:12:05 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: Seto_DEN...[22:13'] EarlSkyhawk: Well, you see, that's the thing[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: I don't identify as a "GameFAQs user"[22:14] invertremix: this guy's an idiot[22:14] invertremix: he actually thinks he's good[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: I troll GameFAQs.[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: Remix[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: you thought you were good[22:14] invertremix: Mhm?[22:14] invertremix: THOUGH[22:14] invertremix: THOUGHT*[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: so really, you have no right to call him an idiot[22:14] invertremix: being the keyword there[22:14] invertremix: now I just try to improve by learning more about the game[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: because you were guilty of the same crime[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: Bullshit[22:14] invertremix: I've calculated that 10% of a Lightsworn Deck is draw power[22:14] EarlSkyhawk: You only say that because I smashed every claim you made.[22:15] invertremix: and only 5% of a Six Samurai Deck is draw power[22:15] EarlSkyhawk: [22:14] invertremix: I've calculated that 10% of a Lightsworn Deck is draw power <-- Only bks and idiots make randomass percentages pop out of their ass[22:15] EarlSkyhawk: [22:15] invertremix: and only 5% of a Six Samurai Deck is draw power <-- Only bks and idiots make randomass percentages pop out of their ass[22:15] invertremix: he doesn't understand why I think that Guardian of Order is more important in LS than Shien is in Six Samurai[22:16] EarlSkyhawk: Whether he understands or not is irrelevant, seeing how GoO is terrible[22:16] invertremix: It's needed in some LS builds.[22:16] EarlSkyhawk: So what?[22:16] EarlSkyhawk: It doesn't make the card[22:16] EarlSkyhawk: or the build[22:16] EarlSkyhawk: any less trashy[22:16] invertremix: You're saying LS isn't good?[22:16] EarlSkyhawk: No, I'm saying your shitty LS idea is[22:17] invertremix: A card called Judgment Dragon exists.[22:17] EarlSkyhawk: Yes, and it just-so-happens to work better without other trash cards.[22:17] EarlSkyhawk: It works best with cards that, you know, don't suck.[22:17] invertremix: Please explain to me how a monster with 2500 ATK that can be Special Summoned for no cost isn't good.[22:18] EarlSkyhawk: It's not good because there's no reason to use it.[22:18] EarlSkyhawk: The card is unstable - a beatstick and nothing more, a bad draw in a large variety of cases[22:18] invertremix: In a LS build that uses Trade-In[22:18] EarlSkyhawk: and more-or-less unneeded[22:18] EarlSkyhawk: [22:18] invertremix: In a LS build that uses Trade-In <-- AKA trash[22:18] invertremix: Guardian of Order is part of that 10% of draw power[22:18] EarlSkyhawk: [22:18] invertremix: Guardian of Order is part of that 10% of draw power <-- randomass percentage[22:18] EarlSkyhawk: also, trash[22:26] invertremix: Alright, look, I know you're good, but you tell me.[22:26] invertremix: What makes a good LS Deck?[22:29] EarlSkyhawk: Synergy[22:29] EarlSkyhawk: Same sheet that makes every other good deck tick[22:29] invertremix: Synergy means cards working well together, no?[22:29] EarlSkyhawk: You need to have reason for EVERY CARD you run.[22:30] EarlSkyhawk: You need that reason to be perfect from a logical standpoint.[22:48] invertremix: Ok, so what kind of Deck do you use IRL?[22:49] EarlSkyhawk: IRL's a waste of time when the world's best have YVD access.[22:49] invertremix: Ok, so you don't play IRL?[22:49] EarlSkyhawk: Even then, I rarely play. The game's really not all that good from a gaming standpoint.[22:50] invertremix: Are you undefeated?[22:50] EarlSkyhawk: Every non-new player is defeated.[22:50] EarlSkyhawk: So, that's a stupid question to ask.[22:50] invertremix: Well, you're like good.[22:50] EarlSkyhawk: so?[22:51] invertremix: You don't seem like the type that would lose.[22:53] EarlSkyhawk: do you know why that was a stupid question to ask?[22:53] EarlSkyhawk: It's because the idea of a non-new player being undefeated[22:53] EarlSkyhawk: is a stupid belief to have.[22:53] invertremix: I'm sure there's someone that's undefeated.[22:54] EarlSkyhawk: No, you're not.[22:54] EarlSkyhawk: You choose to believe that one is, in the face of all the evidence against it. [22:20] EarlSkyhawk: I'm to understand an idiot from YCM has been bothering you[22:20] EarlSkyhawk: I apologize[22:20] DoomguardHam: Who is you?[22:20] DoomguardHam: Jazin?[22:20] EarlSkyhawk: Nah[22:20] DoomguardHam: Joe?[22:20] DoomguardHam: Wil?[22:21] DoomguardHam: Not Nick?[22:21] EarlSkyhawk: None of the above[22:21] DoomguardHam: Jesus?[22:21] EarlSkyhawk: Haha' date=' no[22:21'] DoomguardHam: Uhh, help me here[22:21] DoomguardHam: You're missing the lulzmine btw[22:21] EarlSkyhawk: He bugs me from time to time[22:21] EarlSkyhawk: I go to YCM and GameFAQs for lulz[22:21] EarlSkyhawk: and he kinda latched onto me[22:21] DoomguardHam: You is?[22:22] EarlSkyhawk: Atem[22:22] DoomguardHam: Oh[22:22] EarlSkyhawk: He tried mentioning me to defend himself[22:22] EarlSkyhawk: And lord knows I can't have that[22:22] DoomguardHam: Remix_Duelis or Bow?[22:22] EarlSkyhawk: Remix[22:22] EarlSkyhawk: was the one who mentioned me[22:22] DoomguardHam: oh yeah[22:23] DoomguardHam: If only this could be sig'd =/[22:25] EarlSkyhawk: It can be... wait, unless the forum sucks w/ sig rules.[22:25] DoomguardHam: YCM sucks with it[22:25] EarlSkyhawk: Oh, you're from YCM too[22:25] EarlSkyhawk: I've probably trolled you recently as well.[22:25] DoomguardHam: Nah, I hang around there[22:26] DoomguardHam: Gaia is funking slow[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: Oh god[22:26] DoomguardHam: liek, really slow[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: Gaia[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: I have an acct, but to be honest, it's just as bad as GameFAQs and YCM when it comes to the game[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: I once looked[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: I facepalmed[22:26] DoomguardHam: When[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: and then I got out[22:26] DoomguardHam: We get troll bombed alot[22:26] EarlSkyhawk: and then I said to myself[22:27] EarlSkyhawk: "Ok, Gaia's sections I will avoid forever"[22:27] DoomguardHam: We have the most retarded trolls[22:27] DoomguardHam: They don't even post pr0n[22:27] DoomguardHam: =/[22:27] EarlSkyhawk: You have trolls that think it funny to repeat old meme.[22:27] DoomguardHam: yeah[22:27] DoomguardHam: We also have dual personality regulars/trolls[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: That's never funny[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: folks should pick a fuckin' side[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: and stick with it[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: I mean[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: I play the game[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: I help people[22:28] EarlSkyhawk: I troll while doing so[22:29] EarlSkyhawk: It's obvious whose side I'm on[22:29] DoomguardHam: I just try and not get myself killed[22:29] DoomguardHam: I've ended up making friends with alot of the Gaians, I'm the first one to jump on a troll though[22:29] DoomguardHam: Though I'm bad at doing it[22:29] DoomguardHam: YCM helps me improve[22:30] EarlSkyhawk: That's pretty sad[22:30] EarlSkyhawk: YCM[22:30] EarlSkyhawk: help improve[22:30] DoomguardHam: Not in YGO[22:30] DoomguardHam: in beating trolls down[22:31] DoomguardHam: and nubs[22:31] EarlSkyhawk: Go look me up on YCM[22:31] EarlSkyhawk: You'll find a REAL troll[22:31] EarlSkyhawk: you won't beat me down, either[22:31] DoomguardHam: But you're good[22:31] DoomguardHam: I can't win[22:31] EarlSkyhawk: Then don't bother.[22:31] EarlSkyhawk: That is, don't bother "beating trolls down"[22:31] DoomguardHam: I practice on the crappy ones[22:32] EarlSkyhawk: Your buddy forgot to let me into the "beat up on remix" chat[22:32] DoomguardHam: meh, you never asked[22:32] EarlSkyhawk: I asked him[22:32] DoomguardHam: it's pretty much over I guess, both are afk[22:32] EarlSkyhawk: That's a shame[22:32] EarlSkyhawk: I might've served up something good[22:33] DoomguardHam: Now I gotta figure out where to post it on YCM[22:33] DoomguardHam: General or TCG... Decisions Decisions...[22:33] EarlSkyhawk: TCG.[22:34] EarlSkyhawk: In my stomping grounds, there's no chance of it being diminished.[22:34] EarlSkyhawk: Also[22:34] EarlSkyhawk: before this ends[22:34] EarlSkyhawk: Remix's reason for bugging me was this:[22:34] EarlSkyhawk: [22:11] invertremix: hello [22:11] invertremix: can I speak with you for a moment? [22:11] EarlSkyhawk: Yes [22:11] invertremix: apparently you suck at dueling [22:11] invertremix: allow me to show you what I mean[22:34] DoomguardHam: Just don't flame me, I'm still an amateur interwebz person[22:34] DoomguardHam: lulz[22:35] EarlSkyhawk: (10:10:37 EDT) invertremix: There is a member of YCM that is better than every member of Gaia (if that's where you're from) without question. (10:10:42 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: ... (10:10:45 EDT) DoomguardHam: Crab Helmet? (10:10:48 EDT) invertremix: no (10:10:48 EDT) invertremix: lol (10:10:52 EDT) invertremix: Pharaoh_Atem (10:10:53 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: I'm laughing out loud. (10:10:56 EDT) invertremix: really (10:11:04 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: LAUGHING. OUT. LOAD. (10:11:08 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: Load? Loud. (10:11:10 EDT) DoomguardHam: Atem's from gamefaqs[22:35] EarlSkyhawk: (10:11:12 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: Don't know what happened there. (10:11:13 EDT) DoomguardHam: that doesnt count (10:11:18 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: NO WAY (10:11:25 EDT) SaiyanKnight619: A GAMEFAQS baka TOO?! (10:11:30 EDT) DoomguardHam: You know, I fear for my safety now[22:35] EarlSkyhawk: I would have you know one last thing.[22:35] EarlSkyhawk: Remix tried to claim me as a YCMer.[22:36] DoomguardHam: You're just an epic troll[22:36] DoomguardHam: The kind that needs a 40 man raid[22:36] EarlSkyhawk: It seems your buddy tried to paint me as a GameFAQs player.[22:36] EarlSkyhawk: I'm neither.[22:36] EarlSkyhawk: I won't say where I'm from[22:36] DoomguardHam: 40 man raid boss![22:36] EarlSkyhawk: but that I make parts of online YGO easier for folks.[22:37] EarlSkyhawk: I'm part epic troll[22:37] EarlSkyhawk: part benefactor.[22:37] EarlSkyhawk: The key to me is getting on the benefactor side[22:37] DoomguardHam: So, you drop epic loot?[22:37] EarlSkyhawk: If by that you mean serve as an informant about sheet-to-be-released[22:38] EarlSkyhawk: yeah[22:38] EarlSkyhawk: That, and I say something especially witty every once in a while[22:38] EarlSkyhawk: I wonder if any of the Gaian dregs use YVD.[22:38] DoomguardHam: No they use even worse faggotry[22:38] DoomguardHam: DMU[22:38] EarlSkyhawk: Eh, YVD isn't bad - it's really the best thing online YGO has going[22:39] EarlSkyhawk: as 1)[22:39] EarlSkyhawk: Konami's own YGO Online sucks[22:39] EarlSkyhawk: 2) DMU is faggotry incarnate[22:39] EarlSkyhawk: 3) Any other Duel Monsters sim on BYOND is also faggotry incarnate[22:39] EarlSkyhawk: 4) AIM/MSN Games = HAHAHA Exodia[22:40] DoomguardHam: Webcams ftw[22:40] EarlSkyhawk: 5) AIM/MSN + Webcam = HAHAHA Stacking[22:40] EarlSkyhawk: -or-[22:40] EarlSkyhawk: HAHAHA Overdevotiontogame[22:40] EarlSkyhawk: -or-[22:40] EarlSkyhawk: HAHAHA Cardscostmoney[22:41] EarlSkyhawk: (Part of being an epic troll is that you know how to use logic. Trust me, YVD is just-about the best thing out there.)[22:41] DoomguardHam: My compy is laggy[22:42] EarlSkyhawk: (After all, who wants to spend more money than they have to?)[22:42] EarlSkyhawk: Lag is bad, I feel your pain.[22:42] DoomguardHam: Now I just gotta wait and wake up early so i don't get kicked off of Swim Team[22:43] DoomguardHam: and/or work on GIMP skills all night[22:44] DoomguardHam: You gonna look at teh lulzmine?[22:44] EarlSkyhawk: Might as well.[22:44] EarlSkyhawk: Link me.[22:44] DoomguardHam: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/showthread.php?tid=49057&pid=740041#pid740041[22:45] EarlSkyhawk: Oh, I remember you[22:46] EarlSkyhawk: I think I lol'd at you once or twice before[22:46] DoomguardHam: you did I think[22:46] EarlSkyhawk: about some stupid things you may have said[22:46] DoomguardHam: Comments on DaD methinks[22:47] DoomguardHam: Anyway, I gtg before I get kicked off of Swim Team and my parents jabroni[22:47] DoomguardHam: Imma check it in the morning[22:48] *** "DoomguardHam" signed off at Tue Jun 17 22:48:10 2008. 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CrabHelmet Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 This convo reveals many important things. * Remix sucks at math. * cheeselord doesn't know that I'm from GameFAQs. * Somebody (it's not clear who) thinks Shien sucks in Samurai, and therefore is bad at this game. * Atem apologizes to cheeselord for some reason after Remix bothers cheeselord, even though it has already been established that cheeselord and Remix are both idiots in his eyes. EDIT: Atem's full convo reveals that he didn't know it was cheeselord. * Chaos Remix is under the impression that I challenge people to duels in order to prove superiority, as he makes clear when he accuses Remix of being a "crab wannabe" when Remix does so. In actuality, challenging someone to a duel is proof of inferiority, as it shows that that person feels that victory and skill actually correlate in this format. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark One Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 The lulz are killing me. Especially the part about Shien being bad in Six Samurai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Lol trade in in LS lrn2play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! what the hell :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orochi Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 i lol'd too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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