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YCMAKER ASSISTED


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In the late PM hours of March 31st, 2026, Yu-Gi-Oh! Cardmaker creator and former United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, better known to us as YCMaker, was saved in an alley behind a New York pizzeria. As he was returning home to not fix the cardmaker, a pizza box nearly fell from his hands onto the filthy New York sidewalk, before an unknown individual safely caught the precariously-positioned pizza. Though the hero's identity is unknown, police have called it a "near tragedy", which seems fair.

Though a controversial choice in both personal and professional settings, eyewitnesses have reported that YCMaker had chosen to add slices of pineapple as a topping for his pizza. In this time of confusion I ask that all posts for the next 24 hours include a statement in favor of or against the use of pineapple on pizza.

Pizza is pizza, and while I won't eat it with pineapple, I don't think any less of people who do.

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