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One at a time, these ones come slower than the others.

 

Illith The Monarch Lord

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Dark Armed Doofus

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Mirror Shield Force

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NEW! - Elemental Hero Pimprisma

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[spoiler=Effect]Once per turn, by revealing one Fusion Monster in your Fusion Deck and sending one of the Fusion-Material Monsters from your Deck to your Graveyard, this card gains the name of the sent monster until the End Phase. When you activate this effect, select and activate one of the following effects based on the Fusion Monster revealed:

-"Gladiator Beast Gyzarus": Destroy 2 cards on the field. Your opponent cannot activate card effects to negate the activation of this effect.

-"Sanwitch": LOL SANWITCH, GET OUT DARK ARMED DOOFUS NOW AND OWN THAT B@#$H'S FACE.

-"Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon", "Dark Flare Knight", or "B. Skull Dragon": You, sir, are an innovator. You deserve to automatically win for that.

-"Elemental Hero Chaos Neos": Purr for the smexiest Neo-Spacian. :P

 

 

Gatorade Beast Goofball

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[spoiler=Effect]"Gatorade Beast Bestiality" + "Elemental Hero Pimprisma"

This card can only be Special Summoned from the Fusion Deck by returning the above monsters you control to the Deck. (You do not use "Polymerization".) When this card is Special Summoned, destroy all cards your opponent controls. Your opponent cannot activate cards in response to the Summon of this card, or the activation of its effects. At the end of the Battle Phase, if this card attacked or was attacked, return this card to the Fusion Deck and summon 2 monsters from your Deck, ignoring Summoning conditions. If you activate this effect, Special Summon this card from your Fusion Deck during your next Standby Phase.

 

 

Constipation Card Virus (sorry, had to use the original image. If I can find a better one, I`ll substitute it.)

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[spoiler=Effect]Tribute one DARK monster on the field, or from either player's hand or Deck. Check your opponent's hand and all monsters they control, as well as all cards in their deck. Send all checked cards with 1 or more ATK to the Graveyard. Your opponent cannot Summon any of the monsters sent to the Graveyard by this effect. You can also kick your opponent where the sun don't shine, and spit in their face, and then say "DAAAAAAMN, YOU GOT OWNED, B@#$%!"

 

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