Corrupt A Wish

[Freeman The Master]

wish granted but you eat you parents...

 

i wish the US was an Empire instead of a Republic.

[Grim the Wanderer]

Wish granted, but they accuse you of treason.

 

I wish for universal peace.

[Marly]

Wish granted, but to aliens the word peace means war, so now aliens are eating your arms. Enjoy.

 

I wish the word wish was spelled with an D.

[Freeman The Master]

Dish Dranted Dut Dvery Dhis Ds Dpelled Dith d D

 

i wish for a wish and then another wish.

[Grim the Wanderer]

i said universal peace.

[Marly]

i said universal peace.

 

And I said that in alien language the word "Peace" means "War".

 

Wish granted' date=' and granted and granted and granted and granted.

You are now in a circle of horrible wishes that will never come true because one cancels out the other.

 

I wish a nickel was worth 60 million dollars.[/color']

[Silver Lining]

Wish granted. But a hobo steals everyone's nickles and the world goes poor.

 

I wish that everything was made of cheese. Even people.

[Twin_Souls]

Wish granted but u start eating your self

 

i wish i had a cute gf

[ragnarok1945]

wish granted, but she has a murderous attitude and kills you

 

Wishes the next person to post goes bankrupt

[Grim the Wanderer]

wish granted, but your life ends up being more miserable than mine.

 

I wish i could grant wishes.

[ragnarok1945]

wish granted, but you end up granting everyone exactly what they want (which wasn't your intention)

 

Wishes for the universal remote in Click

[Marly]

Wish granted, but you have permanent hand damage in both hands, making using the remote impossible.

 

I wish I knew everyone's eye color.

[Grim the Wanderer]

wish granted, but you go blind.

 

I wish I could regenerate lost limbs.

[-Berserker-]

Wish Granted. But you have appendicitis, then your appendix is extracted, then regenerates and you have appendicitis again everyday.

 

I wish i can fly.

[Grim the Wanderer]

wish granted, but you get hit by a plane.

 

I wish the Earth would explode.

[dragon slayer 3]

wish granted then you die of loss of oxygen

 

i wish for catgirls to be real

[Freeman The Master]

wish granted but one day a liongirl ate you!

 

i wish for Mars!

[Grim the Wanderer]

Wish granted, but you get crushed when it hits Earth.

 

I wish i was the universe.

[Freeman The Master]

wish granted but there is a universal uprising and your over thrown,.

 

i wish for god.

[Shadowcraft]

Wish granted, but then the god goes haywire and starts a monsoon over the whole world, and everyone drowns.

 

I wish that I knew how to control chakra and perform jutsus.

[Silver Lining]

Wish granted, but then you lose your memory and forget how.

 

I wish I knew what his wish meant.

[Freeman The Master]

wish granted but scene you know so much a group of aliens do horrible experiments on you and then lave you in a black hole.

 

i wish i was a robot.

[Shrekstasy]

Wish granted, you are pushed into water, short circuiting...

 

I wish for ham.

[§hadow §triker]

wish granted but they didnt kill it so it kills u

wish for abiltity to read minds and i have absolute control over the power so it doesnt mal-funtion

[Freeman The Master]

wish granted but witch hunters caught you and then brainwashed you to work for there god.

 

I wish this never existed.