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President does not = The disaster Pokemon.

 

President = The smart high IQ Pokemon.

 

Sorry Lord Enrise. But you gotta look at the political status.

 

Lolwut?

I did not mention anything about presidential status or anything like that.

Take a good look.

 

And Absol can be president any day when he fuxing feels like it.

 

Urgh Curse your smartness.

 

Anyway. Absol is not Dangerous. They're easy to kill. >=D

Poach the Absol!!!!!!!

 

And all other pokemon are just as easy if not easier to kill.

Poach Absol I poach you and your pokemon. ;/

 

Of course. Except Goldbat. I'm sorry but I hate Goldbat with a passion' date=' they can't be killed easily. D=

I poach you and your whole team of Absol. :D

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I poach you, your family, and your friends, along with your pokemanz, if you look at my Absols. D<

 

Mewtwo is actually smarter then all other pokemon' date=' plus he can talk human speech directly to your mind, plus he can brainwash other people and pokemon to form his very own secret police if he so chose.

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So basically he could be the new hitler?

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More like this:

Basically he could be the new midnight dumpster baby.

 

If any of you have WiFi' date=' I wouldn't mind a battle. I have rules though, so PM if you're interested.

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FFFFFFUUUUUU

Damn Wi-Fi...

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Mewtwo is actually smarter then all other pokemon' date=' plus he can talk human speech directly to your mind, plus he can brainwash other people and pokemon to form his very own secret police if he so chose.

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So basically he could be the new hitler?

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Arceus.

 

You just got pwned.

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Mewtwo is actually smarter then all other pokemon' date=' plus he can talk human speech directly to your mind, plus he can brainwash other people and pokemon to form his very own secret police if he so chose.

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So basically he could be the new hitler?

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The speach is merely telepathy.

 

Many pokemon can do it.

 

Entei, Shaymin, Jirachi... mostly legends but still.

 

Unown can alter reality.

 

REALITY.

 

They don't need to drop rocks on you with psychic powers, they can turn you into crystal.

 

And they created an Entei who hypnotized a person to thinking she was a kids mom.

 

Besides Unown's godlike abilities Alakazam's IQ is 5000.

 

That's 50 times greater than most humans.

 

Absol has the highest Attack of any non-legendary Pokémon that is not a part of an evolutionary family.

 

Which is awesome.

 

Not perfect, but still better than most pokemon.

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Mewtwo is actually smarter then all other pokemon' date=' plus he can talk human speech directly to your mind, plus he can brainwash other people and pokemon to form his very own secret police if he so chose.

....................

So basically he could be the new hitler?

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The speach is merely telepathy.

 

Many pokemon can do it.

 

Entei, Shaymin, Jirachi... mostly legends but still.

 

Unown can alter reality.

 

REALITY.

 

They don't need to drop rocks on you with psychic powers, they can turn you into crystal.

 

And they created an Entei who hypnotized a person to thinking she was a kids mom.

 

Besides Unown's godlike abilities Alakazam's IQ is 5000.

 

That's 50 times greater than most humans.

 

Absol has the highest Attack of any non-legendary Pokémon that is not a part of an evolutionary family.

 

Which is awesome.

 

Not perfect, but still better than most pokemon.

 

Absol has some quirks I admit.

He's still ultimately #1 to me.

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Mewtwo is actually smarter then all other pokemon' date=' plus he can talk human speech directly to your mind, plus he can brainwash other people and pokemon to form his very own secret police if he so chose.

....................

So basically he could be the new hitler?

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What about Lugia? It can talk to you in your mind and do a crapload of psychic stuff.

 

Plus it can fly!

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@Enrise: And in the end, that's all that matters.

 

Until Absol gets an evolution...

 

@Shradow: REALITY CONTROL!

 

Honestly, for all we know we could be in the matrix and the Unown are what regulate the universe in thier endless hunt for thier archenemy.

 

MissingNo

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[quote='Shradow' pid='4009835' dateline='1270593729']
[quote='Shadow Zero' pid='4008567' dateline='1270574238']
Mewtwo is actually smarter then all other pokemon, plus he can talk human speech directly to your mind, plus he can brainwash other people and pokemon to form his very own secret police if he so chose.
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So basically he could be the new hitler?
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What about Lugia? It can talk to you in your mind and do a crapload of psychic stuff.

Plus it can fly!
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXa1RLL_UMs&NR=1]So can Shadow.[/url]
[quote='Nexev' pid='4010239' dateline='1270599065']
@Enrise: And in the end, that's all that matters.

Until Absol gets an evolution...

@Shradow: REALITY CONTROL!

Honestly, for all we know we could be in the matrix and the Unown are what regulate the universe in thier endless hunt for thier archenemy.

MissingNo
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MissingNo actually exists? I thought that was just a little extra glitch in one of the original pokemon games! xD
[quote='Zeonark' pid='4010663' dateline='1270605182']
[quote='Pikachu' pid='4010660' dateline='1270605153']
I think the Unown could join together and made a 'FUCKYOUMON'.

That would be the best Pokemon episode ever.
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That episode would be banned for being too awesome.
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*lols*
[quote='Pikachu' pid='4010724' dateline='1270605724']
[quote='InuYasha boy707' pid='4010693' dateline='1270605442']
I think that Unown are those weird shapes in crop circles.
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I think Unown used Taunt on the crops. Wait, does that make sense?
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Actually.....nope, you're right. That makes no sense at all. xD
[quote='Nexev' pid='4010860' dateline='1270607409']
I think Unown are the motherfucking alphabet.

Know I now the ABC next time won't you... bend over so I can kick your ass! XD
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*lols*
[quote='Shradow' pid='4010909' dateline='1270608143']
The Unown taught us how to spell, so we could create Pokemon, and through it, the Unown.
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THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!
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@Enrise: And in the end' date=' that's all that matters.

 

Until Absol gets an evolution...

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Then it will be the best pokemon with the highest ATK of all pokemon that are part of the evolution tree, with the exception to the ubers...

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Unless he gets TWO evolutions.

 

Then he would be uber but take forever to evolve and impossible to catch at any of his evolved forms. O.0

 

Who needs Uber Legendaries when you have Absol's evolutions?

He doesnt evolve. I wonder if they will get an evolution for Absol in generation 5.

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Unless he gets TWO evolutions.

 

Then he would be uber but take forever to evolve and impossible to catch at any of his evolved forms. O.0

 

Who needs Uber Legendaries when you have Absol's evolutions?

He doesnt evolve. I wonder if they will get an evolution for Absol in generation 5.

 

We're talking about if he DID have evolutions.

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