Club Pikachu: Huh? What Message?

[Nexev]

I remember them eating meat in one issue' date=' but there are so many I can't remember. Oh, And apricorns are NOT edible!

 

OH!!!! PROOF!!!! Team Rocket sales Slowpoke Tail!

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That was an illegal crime ring.

 

Hardly counts.

 

 

That's like saying people are cannibals because the Yakuza have a branch involving the transfer of human meat.

[Blake]

True enough, but people WERE buying the Slowpoke tails. Besides, Eating Pokemon =/=Cannabalism.

[Nexev]

You know what I meant.

 

And we all know that people bought slowpoke tails due to them being drugs.

 

Must be the effect of absorbing the psychic powers.

 

And since Slowpoke tails grow fast if you can grab a couple you reel in the dough fast.

 

Think about it, if you had to cut off the tail of a animal so slow it wouldn't notice for free meth would you do it?

[Blake]

No. I would not. I abhor any kind of Drug, Alcohol, or thing that you smoke.

[Nexev]

That's cause your a loser.

 

It's almost guranteed that to be successful you need to be stoned.

[Enrise]

They could be eating Tofu instead of meat =/

[Blake]

No, that's because I'd rather not screw up my life. Let's say, for a minute, Slowpoke tails are like weed, or so people say weed is like. You get high, and it has no addiction factor. Still wouldn't even though nothing is 100% free of addiction, because you gain a psychological need for it. Let me go further- I understand drinking alcohol is 'fun' for people, but not to the point of getting drunk, which most people do. Alcohol is a reason two near and dear members of my family died. Finally, smoking/chewing/etc. kills people slowly.

 

I can be a bit of a loser, but, you're on lolYCM too.

 

inb4Iwasbeingsarcastic

 

EDIT: Also, Getting stoned leads to screwing your life, not success, unless you are a stoned Genius.

[Kotaro]

@Kotaro: Won't we have 4 people in the finals if both Marsuvees and I go to through to the next round?

Yeah. That actually isnt a bad idea, I think we could do that. It would be Enrise, Lua, Skuldur and Marv.

[Nexev]

Actuallly I have a sucpision Slowpoke Tails do the backwards of what your saying.

 

It IS psychic powers on a stick after all.

 

It probbaly heightens ones intelligence and perception of the world briefly.

 

And when processed it works like Adam.

 

You know, that stuff in RApture, lets you shoot fire and stuff.

 

... Holy sheet, I need to get to work on that.

 

 

TO THE SECRET LAB!

[Blake]

... Adam? Rapture? What?

 

Slowpoke Tail is stil la drug, or was meant to be one.

[Shadow Zero]

No' date=' that's because I'd rather not screw up my life. Let's say, for a minute, Slowpoke tails are like weed, or so people say weed is like. You get high, and it has no addiction factor. Still wouldn't even though nothing is 100% free of addiction, because you gain a psychological need for it. Let me go further- I understand drinking alcohol is 'fun' for people, but not to the point of getting drunk, which most people do. Alcohol is a reason two near and dear members of my family died. Finally, smoking/chewing/etc. kills people slowly.

 

I can be a bit of a loser, but, you're on lolYCM too.

 

inb4Iwasbeingsarcastic

 

EDIT: Also, Getting stoned leads to screwing your life, not success, unless you are a stoned Genius.

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Truer words not spoken on the Forums Marsuvees. (At least not that I saw. xD)

Actuallly I have a sucpision Slowpoke Tails do the backwards of what your saying.

 

It IS psychic powers on a stick after all.

 

It probbaly heightens ones intelligence and perception of the world briefly.

 

And when processed it works like Adam.

 

You know' date=' that stuff in RApture, lets you shoot fire and stuff.

 

... Holy s***, I need to get to work on that.

 

 

TO THE SECRET LAB!

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Um...what?

[DL]

No. I would not. I abhor any kind of Drug' date=' Alcohol, or thing that you smoke.

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I agree with this completely.

 

For some reason, alcohol or any of those things have never appealed to me.

[Nexev]

That's because you've never played Bioshock.

 

ADAM is the raw form of the unstable stem cells harvested and processed from a type of Sea Slug parasite. It is believed to consist of totipotent stem cells that have the ability to differentiate into any cell type. In its raw form, ADAM is a viscous, green liquid.

 

ADAM can be genetically manipulated to produce cells that would not normally be present in the human body. It acts like a seemingly benign form of cancer, destroying native cells and replacing them with the unstable stem versions.

 

Using these you can make Plasmids.

 

Plasmids are special serums made from processed ADAM that introduce special stem cells into the body, allowing for genetic modification and real time mutation, giving the user what some might call "super powers". Plasmids are powerful, but excessive use of them leads to physical and mental addiction, as well as insanity.

 

 

funking SUPER POWERS.

 

Are you intending me to halt the march of progress merely for your preferences, prevent the man who cannot even move his legs to be able to take his first step.

 

Because that's what you are doing.

 

But you will fail I guarantee.

 

My research is more valuable than you, me, this entire forum. I WILL set my mark on history. I WILL make this world a step closer to paradise.

 

And there is nothing you, Absol, or any of your 'heros' can do to stop me.

[Proto]

Have you heard of Snowflame? He gets super powers from cocaine!

 

 

F*CKING COCAINE!

 

Also epic explanation of ADAM and Plasmids Nexev, you get a gold star!

[Enrise]

That's because you've never played Bioshock.

 

ADAM is the raw form of the unstable stem cells harvested and processed from a type of Sea Slug parasite. It is believed to consist of totipotent stem cells that have the ability to differentiate into any cell type. In its raw form' date=' ADAM is a viscous, green liquid.

 

ADAM can be genetically manipulated to produce cells that would not normally be present in the human body. It acts like a seemingly benign form of cancer, destroying native cells and replacing them with the unstable stem versions.

 

Using these you can make Plasmids.

 

Plasmids are special serums made from processed ADAM that introduce special stem cells into the body, allowing for genetic modification and real time mutation, giving the user what some might call "super powers". Plasmids are powerful, but excessive use of them leads to physical and mental addiction, as well as insanity.

 

 

f***ing SUPER POWERS.

 

Are you intending me to halt the march of progress merely for your preferences, prevent the man who cannot even move his legs to be able to take his first step.

 

Because that's what you are doing.

 

But you will fail I guarantee.

 

My research is more valuable than you, me, this entire forum. I WILL set my mark on history. I WILL make this world a step closer to paradise.

 

And there is nothing you, Absol, or any of your 'heros' can do to stop me.

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Tag. You're it. Now you have to play the good guy who has to catch while I'm the evil dude with all this tech running away >=D

*Disappears into alternate universe*

[Nexev]

What?

 

SONOFAjabroni!

 

Oh well, I can start over.

 

PSychic doesn't work on dark types, neither would the slowpoke tail.

 

If he wants his Absol to learn more magic he'd need me.

 

Even if he kidnaps me to do it, as long as I'm with my research all will be well.

 

 

@Proto: Actually yeah, watch Linkara.And I was kinda using the wikia's to explain. My general knowledge is rudimentry due to not being able to play the games.

 

Not yet at least.

[Enrise]

What?

 

SONOFAjabroni!

 

Oh well' date=' I can start over.

 

PSychic doesn't work on dark types, neither would the slowpoke tail.

 

If he wants his Absol to learn more magic he'd need me.

 

Even if he kidnaps me to do it, as long as I'm with my research all will be well.

 

 

@Proto: Actually yeah, watch Linkara.And I was kinda using the wikia's to explain. My general knowledge is rudimentry due to not being able to play the games.

 

Not yet at least.

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*Destroys tech for lolz*

=D I love being destructive.

And I have my own ways for making my precious Absol more powerful.

[Nexev]

If that's just tech then nevermind.

 

I didn't use any machines yet.

 

I thought you stole the research, which I didn't take notes on.

 

I guess I was afraid you stole my brain somehow.

 

 

But I can make do without it. I must!

 

 

.... Can I have it back anyway?

[Pikachu]

I can't believe it...we're so close to 25,000 posts.

 

If we make that, we'll make YCM History...again!

[Skuldur]

Guess what?

 

The Organization has almost 40.000 posts. ;D

[DL]

Holy crap, 25000 posts....

 

 

Just 4 times that, and we should be in the record books.

[Kitty]

Holy crap' date=' 25000 posts....

 

 

Just 4 times that, and we should be in the record books.

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Cool. Yay.

 

Our new goal show be to reach 30,000 posts

[DL]

That's almost impossible.

 

Then again, that's what people said about 20000.

 

Let's do it!

[Pikachu]

Guess what?

 

The Organization has almost 40.000 posts. ;D

 

Guess what?

 

This is the largest SINGLE thread. The NPG ruined it for you. ;D

[Nexev]

Guess what.

 

Pika mouses are/were an endangered species.

 

...

 

Sad.