Enrise Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 True. It's a boner. Lol, we just got onto the topic of sex out of pokemon. Sex Pokemon in the next Generations? I will slap you if you took that seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Hey' date=' don't diss Farfetch'd nobody has a stick that big and large... and hard. No! Bad Nexev! Remenber what happened to the last pokeslut.[/quote'] That stick is a piece of vegetable.If you want a stick that's big, large, and hard.... Nevermind, you're probably going to go after him like the last one did.Wow Nexev, just wow. You're really that deep in the gutter? xDAnd what's this about going after who, Enrise?Hey' date=' don't diss Farfetch'd nobody has a stick that big and large... and hard. No! Bad Nexev! Remenber what happened to the last pokeslut.[/quote'] That stick is a piece of vegetable.If you want a stick that's big, large, and hard.... ...Seaking? Seaking has no stick.Seaking has a horneh! xDMarowak's stick is fake! How dare you say that. Of course it is real.True. It's a boner. Lol' date=' we just got onto the topic of sex out of pokemon. Sex Pokemon in the next Generations? I will slap you if you took that seriously.That is so true Enrise! lawland, um...what? o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Use the stick to help make my rape bots to sell to the animeverses to increase their prominence in the hentai market? I'm going to say yes, yes I am. On pokemon sex we all know hot skitty on wailord action is the best porn there is.k so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Shadow. Slap.Nexev. Boot to the head. D< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 And To Nexev, I leave a rabid badger to be placed in his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Hey, you'd you stop complaining if I give you a fraction of the profit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Hey' date=' you'd you stop complaining if I give you a fraction of the profit?[/quote'] Hmm...*Takes boot to the head back*Go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 My profession is simple, I make materials for fan based works. Robots, characters, trinkets, you name it. I've been frequently known to donate some of my wares for aspiring potential clients here. Of course, it is difficult to acquire materials in my current state. A 16 year old fiment of the imagination. As such, any potential battle between us is risky for me as it would mean threatening the damage of my supplies. As such I am willing to give you 20 ficbucks, whatever points I currently have as of this post, or a rep if you'd ceize attacking me and withdraw. In addition, any materials you acquire I will gladly purchase off of you. Finally should you ever require any of my services I'll gladly provide aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Latias is a sex Pokemon because it gives me orgasms. But a sex-based Pokemon in a children's game? And doesn't Jynx already cover that role? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Latias is a sex Pokemon because it gives me orgasms. wut. If Jynx gets an evo, there's your new sex-based Pogeymanz. Or Lopunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note, this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? No, I never got around to starting. It gets confusing after the first fifteen seconds, so I need to work my ass off to learn this song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm telling you, hot skitty on wailord action! >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? No, I never got around to starting. It gets confusing after the first fifteen seconds, so I need to work my ass off to learn this song. Beautiful theme is beautiful. I printed my Aerith sheet music off this really obscure Japanese website. It was so easy to read, and the composition was literally flawless. Then I lost it. And now I can't find it again. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? No, I never got around to starting. It gets confusing after the first fifteen seconds, so I need to work my ass off to learn this song. Beautiful theme is beautiful. I printed my Aerith sheet music off this really obscure Japanese website. It was so easy to read, and the composition was literally flawless. Then I lost it. And now I can't find it again. >_> Ehh, I'll spend an hour trying to Google a clear version and probably end up getting it. But it's funny. There is this one sophmore who is just pure smex at playing the piano. She won first place in the talent show last year (in the music category). So I told her to listen to the song. And even she was scared when I asked her to learn it. <3 If you look up the song on YouTube, you can see someone playing it. And it's anything but easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? No, I never got around to starting. It gets confusing after the first fifteen seconds, so I need to work my ass off to learn this song. Beautiful theme is beautiful. I printed my Aerith sheet music off this really obscure Japanese website. It was so easy to read, and the composition was literally flawless. Then I lost it. And now I can't find it again. >_> Ehh, I'll spend an hour trying to Google a clear version and probably end up getting it. But it's funny. There is this one sophmore who is just pure smex at playing the piano. She won first place in the talent show last year (in the music category). So I told her to listen to the song. And even she was scared when I asked her to learn it. <3 If you look up the song on YouTube, you can see someone playing it. And it's anything but easy. That version is in a harder key. D: I learned Aerith's Theme in the key of D major. It does sound more beautiful, but I see why she was scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? No, I never got around to starting. It gets confusing after the first fifteen seconds, so I need to work my ass off to learn this song. Beautiful theme is beautiful. I printed my Aerith sheet music off this really obscure Japanese website. It was so easy to read, and the composition was literally flawless. Then I lost it. And now I can't find it again. >_> Ehh, I'll spend an hour trying to Google a clear version and probably end up getting it. But it's funny. There is this one sophmore who is just pure smex at playing the piano. She won first place in the talent show last year (in the music category). So I told her to listen to the song. And even she was scared when I asked her to learn it. <3 If you look up the song on YouTube, you can see someone playing it. And it's anything but easy. That version is in a harder key. D: I learned Aerith's Theme in the key of D major. It does sound more beautiful, but I see why she was scared. That's definitely 7.6 times easier. If you can get me sheet music for D major, I'll lurv you forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I never thought of Lopunny as a sexual Pokemon. :/ On an unrelated note' date=' this is sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLA2-o6VOM[/quote'] Unfortunately, some people don't share your opinion. I wish that they did. @link: Did you learn how to play it yet? No, I never got around to starting. It gets confusing after the first fifteen seconds, so I need to work my ass off to learn this song. Beautiful theme is beautiful. I printed my Aerith sheet music off this really obscure Japanese website. It was so easy to read, and the composition was literally flawless. Then I lost it. And now I can't find it again. >_> Ehh, I'll spend an hour trying to Google a clear version and probably end up getting it. But it's funny. There is this one sophmore who is just pure smex at playing the piano. She won first place in the talent show last year (in the music category). So I told her to listen to the song. And even she was scared when I asked her to learn it. <3 If you look up the song on YouTube, you can see someone playing it. And it's anything but easy. That version is in a harder key. D: I learned Aerith's Theme in the key of D major. It does sound more beautiful, but I see why she was scared. That's definitely 7.6 times easier. If you can get me sheet music for D major, I'll lurv you forever. I'll see if I can find it again, but no guarantees. :/ anything fr lurv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'd laugh if you can find this in Google by the first 2 pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Because piano music for final fantasy=pokemon. Of course, Sephiroth is after all a Dunsparce with a wig standing on top of a scyther. They don't bring it up much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Shadow. Slap. D<Chaos Control! *moves outside of the normal space-time spectrum and easily avoids the slap. :PAnd I shall continue to do so until you tell me exactly why it is you would slap me' date=' since it is not Power Abuse Tuesday.And To Nexev, I leave a rabid badger to be placed in his pants.I lol'd hard at this post. It is full of win and sig worthy. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 @Shadow: It's always Shadow Abuse day. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 More importantly, you can't dodge something unless you react quickly enough. I dodged a boot to the head because he took it back. I didn't react to Marv's badger mainly because I'm still wondering why he was grabbing at my pants for. As such I no longer have testicles. However if I said I dodged now it wouldn't work because he already did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 More importantly' date=' you can't dodge something unless you react quickly enough. I dodged a boot to the head because he took it back. I didn't react to Marv's badger mainly because I'm still wondering why he was grabbing at my pants for. As such I no longer have testicles. However if I said I dodged now it wouldn't work because he already did it.[/quote'] You have no testicles because you evolved from the usage of genitalia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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