I dug up all my first cards and well here they are.

[Rusty Shovel]

First off my old Golem set:

Don't say it, I know the Pics do Suck.

 

My three machines of terror:

Place 3 counters on this card. This card can not be destroyed as a result of battle, as long as there is a counter on this card (Damage Calculation is applied normally). When this card is involved in a battle remove one counter from this card. Once per turn you can activate one of the following effects by paying 500 Life Points.

•You may look at all Set Spell and Trap Cards on the field.

•Randomly select 2 cards in your Opponent's hand and see them.

•You may see all Set Monster cards on the field.

•Tribute this card to see the top 5 cards on your Opponent's Deck (Your Opponent cannot see them.), and rearrange them in any order you want.

When this card is Normal Summoned successfully, Both players draw one card, look at it (They do not show it to the player.) They then place the card they drew aside (Face down). When this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard both players reveal there face down card. If either players card that they drew was a Monster card inflict direct damage to that players Life Points equal to the ATK of the Monster that destroyed this card.

 

I know, I know the are really bad.

 

Now! the funny one's (well not really...)

[Skiing-Kirby]

cool ''bump''