Willieh Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Because he's like in the top 10 most popular members in the forum ~Clariex Only after he posted the shirtless pic ;P Yum. /sar Umm.....eww.....Yes' date=' I saw the white font btw, but that's still disgusting >.< [b']Ryan I break a bone or two almost every year since I was like 5 or 6[/b] ~Clariex :| That would suck so bad... Meh, maybe you'll be able to legally miss out on your SATs. My friend stepped on a cat fish and was poisoned and in 5th grade missed the state test we were required to do. He still passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 ^ we all feel sorry for you clariex. :| @ Static:Meh i was considering doing it. Then I thought about all the ways it could go wrong. Then I thought about waxes. Then I started puking (literally...). Dude' date=' just take scissors to it at first to trim it down to a smaller size. Don't even touch it to your skin, just get rid of excess. Then I would highly recommend getting in the shower, seriously, it makes cleaning up the mess easier and you will not cut yourself, I can almost guarantee that. Then of course, apply the razor/shaving cream (I'm fine without cream myself), while cleaning the razor of hair consistently with toilet paper, until most of the hair is about... an eighth of an inch...ish? If you killed that razor, get a new one and finish the job well, if not, then you can finish with the old razor. You will probably figure out how to shave your balls whilst trying this for the first time. However, if you try to shave your balls outside of the shower, don't say it was my fault when your boxers are stained red. It seems easy enough, just try it confidently, and nothing will go wrong. Because he's like in the top 10 most popular members in the forum ~Clariex Only after he posted the shirtless pic ;P Yum. /sar Umm.....eww.....Yes' date=' I saw the white font btw, but that's still disgusting >.< ~Clariex[/color'] I'm aware. Its easier for me to make that joke because I'm a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 lolx my mom isn't even freaked out anymore whenever it happensI'm just a klutz XD And could we please end the side conversation going on here about "shaving"? ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Ryan Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 yeah but my worst wasnt the broken bones, it was a spider bite (dont laugh please) it hurt a lot (you can PM me for the story)On topic - Glad Im 13 and dont have to shave yet ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 lolx my mom isn't even freaked out anymore whenever it happensI'm just a klutz XD And could we please end the side conversation going on here about "shaving"? ~Clariex Once he gets the point that he is going to do it, it will end. Plus, its more on topic than your side topic anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 ^ we all feel sorry for you clariex. :| @ Static:Meh i was considering doing it. Then I thought about all the ways it could go wrong. Then I thought about waxes. Then I started puking (literally...). Dude' date=' just take scissors to it at first to trim it down to a smaller size. Don't even touch it to your skin, just get rid of excess. Then I would highly recommend getting in the shower, seriously, it makes cleaning up the mess easier and you will not cut yourself, I can almost guarantee that. Then of course, apply the razor/shaving cream (I'm fine without cream myself), while cleaning the razor of hair consistently with toilet paper, until most of the hair is about... an eighth of an inch...ish? If you killed that razor, get a new one and finish the job well, if not, then you can finish with the old razor. You will probably figure out how to shave your balls whilst trying this for the first time. However, if you try to shave your balls outside of the shower, don't say it was my fault when your boxers are stained red. It seems easy enough, just try it confidently, and nothing will go wrong. Because he's like in the top 10 most popular members in the forum ~Clariex Only after he posted the shirtless pic ;P Yum. /sar Umm.....eww.....Yes' date=' I saw the white font btw, but that's still disgusting >.< ~Clariex[/color'] I'm aware. Its easier for me to make that joke because I'm a guy. XD I just choked on a cigarette when I got to "shave your balls" and now my throat hurts really bad XD. I'm so glad it wasn't lit yet LOL!.... Anywayzz....I guess I could consider doing it...:?.... but either way we need to stop before Tkill or someone comes along and locks the thread up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Regardless of how "On topic" it is, it disturbs meTake it to PM ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Regardless of how "On topic" it is' date=' it disturbs meTake it to PM ~Clariex[/color'] Do you think your special or something? >:/ Fine, it isn't even required at this point anyway, it ended a few minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Regardless of how "On topic" it is' date=' it disturbs meTake it to PM ~Clariex[/color'] If it disturbs you don't read it... What amazes me is that you will still continue to read it even though you know it disturbs you. I bet if we put up a big spoiler that says [spoiler=CLARIEX THIS WILL DISTURB YOU] you would probably read it anyway -.-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 I read every post in the General section XDEVERY postNo exceptions ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted July 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Face it.... J-Max with his Shirt off is the ultimate Picture! lol. Man how off topic are you guys? Shaving your Balls now? *cringes* I've never considered it.Because he's like in the top 10 most popular members in the forumAwwwww.... Top 10 eh? Now i'm flattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 J-Max, top 10 is a stretch, though we all love you anyway. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted July 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 lol Thanks Static. Feels good licking the Top part of my lip today. I bet there is going o be a scar. I love eating the Scabs that form lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 O.O That's pretty disgusting dude. But I still lol at you for your first Razor Cut...it happens, and I find the best solution to making it feel better is by laughing about it. lol BTW, it will happen again, trust me, I had a razor cut last week, it still hurts. ~/\/\eti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Lol, can't help but laugh, never cut myself thought im very careful when i shave :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8561v Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Sad, but there's nothing I can do about this =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 aw come on it's just 1 shave cut....*thinks* oh i don't shave yet....off topic: since when were you called J-Max? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted July 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I've been encouraging people to say that for a while now. In the end I changed my name for the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious eXcess Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Wow...what kind of razor did you use? Honestly shaving cuts hurt no worse than paper cuts :|. my blood tastes like Iron' date=' cause thats what it is pretty much. xD you have to shave your legs Swift. xP[/quote']WUT? only girls do that. I've shaved myself before, and I got a pretty nasty cut. Yaya. Except mines wasn't on my face. Think low. O.o Don't tell me your girlfriend made you do it... My girlfriend's trying to get me to -.-" Haha, a girl made me do that once, last November. Trust me, once it's gone, you will NEVER want it back. And if its relevant, it looks far bigger without the hair, regardless of initial size ;P. Duh! Dude. Hair on the bottom floor is a hinderance for both girls who (sorta) adore you, and you who (sorta) adores his manhood. _Hunter_ No. Mah girlfriend had nuthin to do with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I don't notice cuts until I have blood gushing out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I don't notice cuts until I have blood gushing out of it. o.0"I didn't even know you could bleed 0.o" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 lol....well, the worst cut i got was when I bumped my head on a damn rock in Korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 lol....well' date=' the worst cut i got was when I bumped my head on a damn rock in Korea[/quote'] the worst cut i got, not including surgerywas when i got into a fight with my hanger >.<guess who won....:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioshuaus Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 i remember the 1st time i used my razor...I slice a chunk outta my lip. It bled so long I had to go tothe hospital. lol, i shouldnt hav bought the cheapies... dont wry tho iv gotten better :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I don't notice cuts until I have blood gushing out of it. o.0"I didn't even know you could bleed 0.o" I have skin and blood vessels. When you puncture them, they bleed, you know? It's something called a flesh wound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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