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The stupidest spam E-Mail I've ever gotten...(do you belive in witchcraft and stuff?)


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Do you believe in witchraft and stuff?  

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  1. 1. Do you believe in witchraft and stuff?

    • No...
    • Yes...and it scares me
    • YES I'M A MOTHERF......ING WIZARD!!!!
    • Only if it involves tacos.


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Okay I was just looking in my spam folder (sometimes messages that aren't spam get trapped in there) and I found this message labled "Unlock your witchcraft abilities!!!" So naturally I clicked on it to see what these nutjobs were trying to pitch at me.

 

 

"Old Witchcraft Secrets" will show you in detail' date=' how you can cast powerful spells.

 

Make your wildest dreams come true.

 

It's NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren't turning out like you want... YET.

 

The truth is... you've been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches...

and the truth is that 99% of these 'professionals' are DEAD WRONG!

 

In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers.

 

They don't want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you'd never need

them again and they would lose their power!

 

You cannot invent 'new' spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old. But

not everything is known in the right way.

 

Get 3 Spells just for visiting our site

 

As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why?

 

Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft. Secrets more powerful than what they

can do through their very expensive services...

 

Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home,

more effectively, cheaper and faster....

 

You've seen some ridiculous prices on the internet for

getting a spell done. It's obvious they are

getting rich off of normal people and their problems...

 

Once you know their secrets, you won’t need to give them your money!

 

I've personally tested this information, and some of the

old forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it's accurate, effective

and quite easy to do.

 

Discover The Most Powerful Spells and Secrets "[/quote']

 

 

???

 

I was wondering if any of you belive in witchcraft and stuff. I dont...:\

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Yes there are Wizards. But in my religion, anyone who becomes a wizard is going to hell. Unlike magicians who entertain people. But anyway I do believe that there are Wizards.

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Im a non-religious Christian, I dont care about what religious extremists believe about witchcraft, it doesn't matter, most of the christian populus, aren't too religious anyway. It is fun and interesting to think about... Im about to make this into a debate. >.>

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They have released ze secret!! Queeckly, unleash the cyborg comatose kamikaze squirrels!

 

IT'S A WITCH, BURN HER!!!! *starts burning old ladies and innocent women*

 

HARRY POTTER SHALL DEVOUR UR SOULZ0000RS!!!!!

 

And that, in nonsensical babble, is why I somewhat believe in magic, but most of the ether from which it is wrought has dissipated into the Void.

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