Willieh Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Okay I was just looking in my spam folder (sometimes messages that aren't spam get trapped in there) and I found this message labled "Unlock your witchcraft abilities!!!" So naturally I clicked on it to see what these nutjobs were trying to pitch at me. "Old Witchcraft Secrets" will show you in detail' date=' how you can cast powerful spells. Make your wildest dreams come true. It's NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren't turning out like you want... YET. The truth is... you've been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches...and the truth is that 99% of these 'professionals' are DEAD WRONG! In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers. They don't want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you'd never needthem again and they would lose their power! You cannot invent 'new' spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old. Butnot everything is known in the right way. Get 3 Spells just for visiting our site As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why? Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft. Secrets more powerful than what they can do through their very expensive services... Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home,more effectively, cheaper and faster.... You've seen some ridiculous prices on the internet forgetting a spell done. It's obvious they are getting rich off of normal people and their problems... Once you know their secrets, you won’t need to give them your money! I've personally tested this information, and some of theold forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it's accurate, effectiveand quite easy to do. Discover The Most Powerful Spells and Secrets "[/quote'] ??? I was wondering if any of you belive in witchcraft and stuff. I dont...:\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 of course i believe in magic i'm a freakin wizard for cryin out loud, and now i will make myself disappear from this thread *disappears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yes there are Wizards. But in my religion, anyone who becomes a wizard is going to hell. Unlike magicians who entertain people. But anyway I do believe that there are Wizards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 fer shure.. it used to exist, still does a little bit.. YES, IM A MOTHERF***ING WIZARD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I got a spam message discussing the new Hernia patch :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Its obviously a ploy to get you to join some kind of mass suicide cult thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yes there are Wizards. But in my religion' date=' anyone who becomes a wizard is going to hell. Unlike magicians who entertain people. But anyway I do believe that there are Wizards.[/quote'] Same With My Religion. Are You Muslim? I Am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im a non-religious Christian, I dont care about what religious extremists believe about witchcraft, it doesn't matter, most of the christian populus, aren't too religious anyway. It is fun and interesting to think about... Im about to make this into a debate. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I got a spam message discussing the new Hernia patch :lol: Me too. They said spam is good. Its obviously a ploy to get you to join some kind of mass suicide cult thing. Indeed. I signed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 They have released ze secret!! Queeckly, unleash the cyborg comatose kamikaze squirrels! IT'S A WITCH, BURN HER!!!! *starts burning old ladies and innocent women* HARRY POTTER SHALL DEVOUR UR SOULZ0000RS!!!!! And that, in nonsensical babble, is why I somewhat believe in magic, but most of the ether from which it is wrought has dissipated into the Void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yes I do believe in Witchcraft and Wizardry[sp?]. Thats why I watch Harry Potter ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yeah, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yes have you ever watched Harry Potter. Now to stop joking. No it's just a load of crap and scams. Crap from people who believed the scams and scams from people who want to sell 100 dollar sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 magicians: fakewizards: no idealol but pikachu has a spell: thunderbolt! XDoh yea when it says visit their website, where is the website? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuugamau Tagata Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Only if it involves tacos.mmmm....tacos....mmm.....nachos......mmmm....nacos....(nacho and taco)mmm....supermodel.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speznats Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 no very illogical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 no very illogical Your wrong, I bought 50 spells online from some crack site for 3 easy payments of $34.99 *smiles at the camera* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 butbutbutbut...So you guys believe in witches and wizards but not in magicz =O=O I would really WTF at that mail :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Angel Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 i just love tacos.. hmmmm... hmmmm its got chicken legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I guess I believe in wizards as in scammers and retards pretending to be wizards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm a wizard! I blew up a toilet once! It wasn't intentional, though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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