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Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

i kissed a girl just to try it

i kissed a girl and i think i like it

 

man you should sing that song

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

 

That last girl I was talking about? She was into trance.

 

We slept to trance... All the way up. Neighbors? Thoroughly pissed.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

 

That last girl I was talking about? She was into trance.

 

We slept to trance... All the way up. Neighbors? Thoroughly pissed.

 

Epic win. I should totally try that. :P

 

Actually, everyone who is capable of sleeping with a girl should.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

 

That last girl I was talking about? She was into trance.

 

We slept to trance... All the way up. Neighbors? Thoroughly pissed.

 

Epic win. I should totally try that. :P

 

Actually, everyone who is capable of sleeping with a girl should.

 

My gosh, it makes everything infinitely better.

 

Probably even better if you were hopped up something, makes it all loopy.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

 

That last girl I was talking about? She was into trance.

 

We slept to trance... All the way up. Neighbors? Thoroughly pissed.

 

Epic win. I should totally try that. :P

 

Actually, everyone who is capable of sleeping with a girl should.

 

My gosh, it makes everything infinitely better.

 

Probably even better if you were hopped up something, makes it all loopy.

 

Trip up on that Cyclone, and fall into a whirlwind of ecstatic numby looseness.

 

Muscle relaxants are the fun for dances, especially if you weren't having a fantastic day prior.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

 

That last girl I was talking about? She was into trance.

 

We slept to trance... All the way up. Neighbors? Thoroughly pissed.

 

Epic win. I should totally try that. :P

 

Actually, everyone who is capable of sleeping with a girl should.

 

My gosh, it makes everything infinitely better.

 

Probably even better if you were hopped up something, makes it all loopy.

 

Trip up on that Cyclone, and fall into a whirlwind of ecstatic numby looseness.

 

Muscle relaxants are the fun for dances, especially if you weren't having a fantastic day prior.

 

YES.

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Former.

 

Lol' date=' generally prude girls think they will stay prude, until they are convinced to act in a different manner.

 

If reality based realism existed, I would say you are a real realist. Since that's impossible, I'd say you have come to accept the inevitable future.

 

Or did I miss something completely?

 

And I cry at the fact that less than 10 members who read that second paragraph will actually get at what I am saying. :(

[/quote']

 

It's no problem.

 

You're pretty good about it, right on the mark.

 

Orgies feel good, I can't deny it. Any woman who feels otherwise has either been severely circumcised or have malfunctioning organs.

 

lol @ subtle subconscious implication ;)

 

Also, if a woman happens to be tripping LSA during sex or masturbation, and gets freaked out, I'm pretty sure that would drain all the pleasure from said woman. So abnormal brain function?

 

Meh, irrelevant but still lol.

 

um i dont get it

 

Thanks for helping me prove my point. :)

 

^ We have a smart boy' date=' don't we?

[/quote']

 

Holy crap amazing concept eh?

 

@ Ryan: Sure, not like it matters anyway.

 

Ideal date's also include cuddling on their bed or couch if either or neither is in the mood for sex, in which case one hopes to remain there until the next morning. :D

 

Cuddling. On that note, I love cuddling.

 

I slept with a girl once, it was heavenly.

 

The bit about cuddling was just a distraction. Hah, you fell for it.

 

Nah I kid, but you win for having good taste in things to do with girls.

 

One might also enjoy music on an ideal date, then again, ideal reality is that music is heard for at least half of all waking moments.

 

^^ Notice how I try to stop from going off topic to a certain degree. I think I failed that time.

 

That last girl I was talking about? She was into trance.

 

We slept to trance... All the way up. Neighbors? Thoroughly pissed.

 

Epic win. I should totally try that. :P

 

Actually, everyone who is capable of sleeping with a girl should.

 

My gosh, it makes everything infinitely better.

 

Probably even better if you were hopped up something, makes it all loopy.

 

Trip up on that Cyclone, and fall into a whirlwind of ecstatic numby looseness.

 

Muscle relaxants are the fun for dances, especially if you weren't having a fantastic day prior.

 

YES.

 

Now here's the big question, Swallow or snort?

 

Personally, if I have them, I take one, but I'll go with two if I'm feeling uptight.

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^ Beaches are boring.

 

It makes me all brown and ugly.

 

Tan is smexy.

 

I like being pale.

 

It's hard when I go out and stuff... Can't where sexy skirts or anything... > <

 

I look like one of those goth-loli girls... With the trench coat and everything. (When I wear it' date=' that is.)

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Being pale is still attractive, you could probably easily rock a mini skirt and look sexy. Trench coats are for nubs :P

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^ Beaches are boring.

 

It makes me all brown and ugly.

 

Tan is smexy.

 

I like being pale.

 

It's hard when I go out and stuff... Can't where sexy skirts or anything... > <

 

I look like one of those goth-loli girls... With the trench coat and everything. (When I wear it' date=' that is.)

[/quote']

 

Being pale is still attractive, you could probably easily rock a mini skirt and look sexy. Trench coats are for nubs :P

 

I would if I could, you know that.

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^ Beaches are boring.

 

It makes me all brown and ugly.

 

Tan is smexy.

 

I like being pale.

 

It's hard when I go out and stuff... Can't where sexy skirts or anything... > <

 

I look like one of those goth-loli girls... With the trench coat and everything. (When I wear it' date=' that is.)

[/quote']

 

Being pale is still attractive, you could probably easily rock a mini skirt and look sexy. Trench coats are for nubs :P

 

I would if I could, you know that.

pale girls are fine (my ex is pale)

 

most girls are attractive so just be happy for who you are

 

^ _ ^

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