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Who'd win in a demolition derby, football and poker  

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  1. 1. Who'd win in a demolition derby, football and poker



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Demolition Derby:

Naruto- Will be too busy saying `Believe it!' and using countless Shadow Clones that he wouldn't be able to concentrate on the road and he'll blow up. Naruto= Destroyed.

Sasuke- Cut himself so much that he cuts his hands off and his Derby blows up. Sasuke= Destroyed.

Kakashi- Will be striking to many dramatic poses and reading too many Playboy magazines to pay attention to driving, and he'll drive into a pit full of rabid fangirls. Kakashi= Destroyed.

4th Hokage- Will be too busy saving the Leaf Village from a Nine Tails. 4th Hokage= Eliminated.

Wolf- No opposable thumbs equals Wolf=Destroyed.

Polar Bear- See above answer. Polar Bear=Destroyed.

Yami Yugi- Will be looking at his children's trading cards and veers off the road into a pit of yaoi fangirls. Yami Yugi=Destroyed.

Yami Marik- He can't drive. Yami Marik= Destroyed.

African Elephant- Doesn't even need a Cart. He'll just trample over all the other racers. African Elephant= Win.

Bengal Tiger- Will get trampled by the African Elephant. Bengal Tiger= Destroyed.

Kaiba- Will obviously cheat and attach rocket packs to his cart. Kaiba=Win.

Joey- Will be shot by rivals in the Brooklyn Mafia before he could even get to the Carts. Joey=Destroyed.

Supreme King- See Kakashi, except this time with masturbating and reading Yubel yaoi magazines. Supreme King=Destroyed.

Trueman- Don't know him so he gets trampled by the African Elephant. Trueman=Destroyed.

Yusei- He is a master at the art of motorcycles. Yusei=Win.

Jack- See above. Jack=Win.

Neji- Will be too busy being emo and saying he will prove superiority over the Main Branch. Gets trampled by the African Elephant. Neji=Destroyed.

Hunter- Will be too busy making awesome cards to see what's behind him. Gets trampled by the African Elephant. Hunter=Destroyed.

Bloodrun- Will survive. Bloodrun=Win.

Kale- Don't know much about Kale. Kale=Win.

 

See my next posts for further developments.

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