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[align=center]Ok well who belives in the Apocalypse?

 

And for all my fellow teenagers, why our generation?

 

Seriously why cant *Burn it Down* (God) have waited a few years ya know!

 

Thats crappy.

 

I dont belive in it but.

 

I wanna see if it happens or not.[/align]

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*sigh*

 

This is how it happened.

 

Me and Satan were chilling at Jesus' crib, you know, playing poker. Then out of no where he goes, "If I win, the apocalypse has to be in the 21st century." And I replied, "Fine, but if I win, you have to give me full control of hell."

 

Turns out he had the winning hand.

 

I'm sorry I let you guys down.

 

:(

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' pid='1037805' dateline='1219958175']

Everyone's always having prophecies of the apocalypse like' date='

a meteor will crash

Crazy weather

Famine

Disease

Animals become crazy and kill ppl

 

[b']But what if, everyone became attracted to the same sex, and our population died out? lol[/b]

 

No more babies = End of the world.

 

that would be epic o.0

someone would have to kill me first -.-

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Everyone's always having prophecies of the apocalypse like' date='

a meteor will crash

Crazy weather

Famine

Disease

Animals become crazy and kill ppl

 

But what if, everyone became attracted to the same sex, and our population died out? lol

 

[b']No more babies = No more food[/b]

 

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

lol

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As God of the Apocalypse, I can come up with so many ways for the world to end.

 

*COMMERCIAL*

 

Hi, I'm the God of Apocalypse! Call today and decide how the world ends! YOU get you decide how we all DIE!! Call today! First caller loses 5 years of Purgatory!

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' pid='1037805' dateline='1219958175']

Everyone's always having prophecies of the apocalypse like' date='

a meteor will crash

Crazy weather

Famine

Disease

Animals become crazy and kill ppl

 

[b']But what if, everyone became attracted to the same sex, and our population died out? lol[/b]

 

No more babies = End of the world.

 

that would be epic o.0

someone would have to kill me first -.-

 

Sperm Banks ftw?

 

Anyways, I don't care IF Apocalypse comes, why should we even give a damn?

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THOSE BLOODY KIDS! *shakes fist* That's OVER NINE THOUSAND years of Purgatory to you' date=' young man!

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hay it your fault that its going to happen in my generation. all the big corperet componeys killing earth just for paper back money and the US invading the middle east for more chep oil when this war is casing them money. any body over 40 responsible for this and who ever voted for Bush!

 

 

' pid='1037805' dateline='1219958175']

But what if' date=' everyone became attracted to the same sex, and our population died out? lol

 

No more babies = End of the world.

[/quote']

 

then i am going on a rampage and i am taking some with me when i go.

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' pid='1037805' dateline='1219958175']

Everyone's always having prophecies of the apocalypse like' date='

a meteor will crash

Crazy weather

Famine

Disease

Animals become crazy and kill ppl

 

But what if, everyone became attracted to the same sex, and our population died out? lol

 

No more babies = End of the world.

[/quote']

 

wouldnt happen

 

for one thing i would make sure that i have lots of sex and make lots of babys

 

popliation saved by moi yay!!!

 

i get sex, human race gets saved, win win win

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