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I Always Win - A Poem about Yugioh


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You draw a card,

You play a Trap,

you beat the world's

Reigning Champ.

 

One vital card

You need to play

Makes your opponent

Play YOUR way.

 

This game is tricky

It needs some thought,

Go on and cheat!

Just don't get caught.

 

Yu-Gi-Oh!

I am the King

Of Childrens card games.

I always win.

I always win.

 

Yu-Gi-Oh!

I always win.

 

so,whatcha think?i wrote it in like 5 minutes.

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You draw a card' date='

You play a Trap,

you beat the world's

Reigning Champ.

 

One vital card

You need to play

Makes your opponent

Play YOUR way.

 

This game is tricky

It needs some thought,

Go on and cheat!

Just don't get caught.

 

Yu-Gi-Oh!

I am the King

Of Childrens card games.

I always win.

I always win.

 

Yu-Gi-Oh!

I always win.

 

[b']so,whatcha think?i wrote it in like 5 minutes.[/b]

 

That sums up how stupid it is.

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Dear writer,

This poem is now a nail biter,

All i can see,

Is a wreckless swarm of glee,

Yet i see no point,

So STFU and come to my joint,

 

There we can play card games,

As the poem said it was not lames,

We laugh and we cry,

Your Dark Magician has gone bye, bye

 

All now is said and done,

Because this poem aint a pun,

I love Yu-Gi-Oh as i love you,

This topic is stupid because it smells like poo

 

 

THE ENDZ!!!!!!!

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The n00bs are coming.

You cannot stop them.

The n00bs are coming.

You better run.

 

The Mods are coming.

They cannot help.

The Mods are finished.

In Hell they burn.

 

The Spam is endless.

You can only sit in fear.

The n00bs are coming.

The n00bs are here.

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Now this is a story all about why

Poems like this one simply don't fly

And I'd like to take a moment, just sit near me,

I'll tell you why your poems seems to lack quality

 

In the 4Kids music center born and raised

On bad music was where it spent most of its days

Chillin' out, maxin', listenin' a bit

To "Face Up, Face Down" and that sort of stuff

When a couple of guys who weren't thinking straight

Thought that this music was somehow great

They made one little poem and the board got scared,

It said "The guys who made this must be language impaired!"

 

I walked into this topic, and my eyes began to bleed

'Cause the poem was so generic and mindless, you see,

If anything, I could say that you at least tried,

But I thought "Nah, forget it, this drew blood from my eye!"

 

I knew 4Kids made songs, seven or eight,

But I thought they never spawned aught but hate

Looked at my forum, I was finally there

To critique a poem that you wrote without care

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Now this is a story all about why

Poems like this one simply don't fly

And I'd like to take a moment' date=' just sit near me,

I'll tell you why your poems seems to lack quality

 

In the 4Kids music center born and raised

On bad music was where it spent most of its days

Chillin' out, maxin', listenin' a bit

To "Face Up, Face Down" and that sort of stuff

When a couple of guys who weren't thinking straight

Thought that this music was somehow great

They made one little poem and the board got scared,

It said "The guys who made this must be language impaired!"

 

I walked into this topic, and my eyes began to bleed

'Cause the poem was so generic and mindless, you see,

If anything, I could say that you at least tried,

But I thought "Nah, forget it, this drew blood from my eye!"

 

I knew 4Kids made songs, seven or eight,

But I thought they never spawned aught but hate

Looked at my forum, I was finally there

To critique a poem that you wrote without care

[/quote']I don't mean to sound like a n00b, but how do you sig this(I never done sigging).

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Now this is a story all about why

Poems like this one simply don't fly

And I'd like to take a moment' date=' just sit near me,

I'll tell you why your poems seems to lack quality

 

In the 4Kids music center born and raised

On bad music was where it spent most of its days

Chillin' out, maxin', listenin' a bit

To "Face Up, Face Down" and that sort of stuff

When a couple of guys who weren't thinking straight

Thought that this music was somehow great

They made one little poem and the board got scared,

It said "The guys who made this must be language impaired!"

 

I walked into this topic, and my eyes began to bleed

'Cause the poem was so generic and mindless, you see,

If anything, I could say that you at least tried,

But I thought "Nah, forget it, this drew blood from my eye!"

 

I knew 4Kids made songs, seven or eight,

But I thought they never spawned aught but hate

Looked at my forum, I was finally there

To critique a poem that you wrote without care

[/quote']

 

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