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The Laws of Sexual Dynamics

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Luna Lovegood Newbie

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Let me think about your advice....

First Law of Sexual Dynamics - In a given dispute' date=' the female is more likely to be correct.[/quote']

I agree.

Second Law of Sexual Dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you' date=' you are wrong.[/quote']

I kinda agree.

Discuss the Truth and how Questionable Content wins.

It just does.

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Let me think about your advice....

First Law of Sexual Dynamics - In a given dispute' date=' the female is more likely to be correct.[/quote']

I agree.

Second Law of Sexual Dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you' date=' you are wrong.[/quote']

I kinda agree.

Discuss the Truth and how Questionable Content wins.

It just does.

 

What he said.

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Luna Lovegood Newbie

Luna Lovegood

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Let me think about your advice....

First Law of Sexual Dynamics - In a given dispute' date=' the female is more likely to be correct.[/quote']

I agree.

Second Law of Sexual Dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you' date=' you are wrong.[/quote']

I kinda agree.

Discuss the Truth and how Questionable Content wins.

It just does.

 

What he said.

 

ZOMC, i was right!

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Let me think about your advice....

First Law of Sexual Dynamics - In a given dispute' date=' the female is more likely to be correct.[/quote']

I agree.

Second Law of Sexual Dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you' date=' you are wrong.[/quote']

I kinda agree.

Discuss the Truth and how Questionable Content wins.

It just does.

 

What he said.

 

ZOMC' date=' i was right!

[/quote']

OMNS. You are right.

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Luna Lovegood Newbie

Luna Lovegood

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Let me think about your advice....

First Law of Sexual Dynamics - In a given dispute' date=' the female is more likely to be correct.[/quote']

I agree.

Second Law of Sexual Dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you' date=' you are wrong.[/quote']

I kinda agree.

Discuss the Truth and how Questionable Content wins.

It just does.

 

What he said.

 

ZOMC' date=' i was right!

[/quote']

OMNS. You are right.

 

ZOMC, you are trying to make a new OMG, but I beat you to it.

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Law #1)

Women are not right 95% of the time. The reason why men believe they are always right and men are always wrong is because of the simple fact that our brains work on different levels.

Women see something and can come up with 500 different reasons why it happened, none of which, are remotely close to accurate, but their brains work in such a way to make it sound right to men.

Men see something and come up with one reason, and that's good enough for men.

 

Also, women's minds work on such a level as to even make you think its your fault, when its really not. Remember guys, women NEVER let ANYTHING go, and it can and will be used in future arguments against you, whether she forgave you for it or not.

 

Men, forgive and forget. If its not worth bringing up in future discussions/arguments, we forget it, which is why we never have an alibi to when you have done multiple things wrong. We cant prove it, because we don't bother remembering it.

 

Also, women cry. Okay, 95% of the time, the woman is the first to break down in an argument, making men feel, well, bad. Why? because we're not supposed to make girls cry. So automatically, we are wrong (or its our fault).

 

Second law - WRONG.

I can not tell you how many times I thought someone liked me, or was attracted to me, but I didn't pursue it (because I thought, nahh...no way right after) and guess what, I was right the first time. Women aren't going to come out and say it. 90% of the time (because they are that manipulative - and yes, women are, especially to other women, and they know it) they will not tell you until you are already with another woman. Now you have a girl who is attracted to you, that you possibly have liked forever, and a girl whom you are with, whom you've liked for quite some time. Decisions Decisions.

 

Lets just face it men, we are the stupid gender, primarily because we do not work on the same level women do. We are not smart enough to be manipulative, why? because we catch ourselves in our own lies. Women don't go into the same level of detail that men do to explain themselves out of something.

 

Also, men's friends usually get them in trouble for them.

 

I'll close with this story.

 

If a man goes out on a friday night and doesn't come home until saturday around noon, the wife will ask, "Where have you been?" and the husband will respond, "I drank too much and stayed over at a friend's place."

The wife will call his 10 best friends and 8 of them will say he stayed there and 2 will claim he's still at their place.

If the wife had gone out on a friday night and didn't come home until saturday around noon, the husband would ask the same question and she would respond with the same response (not in reality, but lets just play this along - women are smarter than to say this). The man would call 10 of her best friends and all of them would say no, she didn't. (Another falsity. No man would ever take the effort to call 10 of her best friends. He would take it for what it is, and leave it).

 

So there you have it men, the truth between men and women.

Enjoy!

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Law #1)

Women are not right 95% of the time. The reason why men believe they are always right and men are always wrong is because of the simple fact that our brains work on different levels.

Women see something and can come up with 500 different reasons why it happened' date=' none of which, are remotely close to accurate, but their brains work in such a way to make it sound right to men.

Men see something and come up with one reason, and that's good enough for men.

 

[b']We come up with MILLIONS of idea's to get out of trouble, but we either just stick to the "best" one or get the idea's 3-4 days AFTER the incident happens. Yes were that slow and it's a shame really.[/b]

 

Also, women's minds work on such a level as to even make you think its your fault, when its really not. Remember guys, women NEVER let ANYTHING go, and it can and will be used in future arguments against you, whether she forgave you for it or not.

 

Men, forgive and forget. If its not worth bringing up in future discussions/arguments, we forget it, which is why we never have an alibi to when you have done multiple things wrong. We cant prove it, because we don't bother remembering it.

 

Men will always keep 5 thing's that there wife did to blackmail her and bite her. 5, no more no less.

 

Also, women cry. Okay, 95% of the time, the woman is the first to break down in an argument, making men feel, well, bad. Why? because we're not supposed to make girls cry. So automatically, we are wrong (or its our fault).

 

I yet have to see it happen.

 

Second law - WRONG.

I can not tell you how many times I thought someone liked me, or was attracted to me, but I didn't pursue it (because I thought, nahh...no way right after) and guess what, I was right the first time. Women aren't going to come out and say it. 90% of the time (because they are that manipulative - and yes, women are, especially to other women, and they know it) they will not tell you until you are already with another woman. Now you have a girl who is attracted to you, that you possibly have liked forever, and a girl whom you are with, whom you've liked for quite some time. Decisions Decisions.

 

Not really, you well always look at this hot chick at the counter how'll act really nice. You'll start thinking, oh she likes me. Guess what? YOU'RE WRONG!

 

Lets just face it men, we are the stupid gender, primarily because we do not work on the same level women do. We are not smart enough to be manipulative, why? because we catch ourselves in our own lies. Women don't go into the same level of detail that men do to explain themselves out of something.

 

Also, men's friends usually get them in trouble for them.

 

NO. We aren't the dumb gender, in fact we are the smart gender. Women may be naturally more manipulative but we always help each other. How many times did you see your friend in school get to trouble and no one helped him? We always do. How many times did a girl in school get in trouble and the girls helped her? None. If anything happens we win.

 

I'll close with this story.

 

If a man goes out on a friday night and doesn't come home until saturday around noon, the wife will ask, "Where have you been?" and the husband will respond, "I drank too much and stayed over at a friend's place."

The wife will call his 10 best friends and 8 of them will say he stayed there and 2 will claim he's still at their place.

If the wife had gone out on a friday night and didn't come home until saturday around noon, the husband would ask the same question and she would respond with the same response (not in reality, but lets just play this along - women are smarter than to say this). The man would call 10 of her best friends and all of them would say no, she didn't. (Another falsity. No man would ever take the effort to call 10 of her best friends. He would take it for what it is, and leave it).

 

So there you have it men, the truth between men and women.

Enjoy!

 

Bad and old example. A man will call her really close friend if it happens AGAIN and then when she say "No." he'll start suspecting and find the truth ;D

 

There you go. Also don't question the Laws of Sexual Dynamics, just don't.

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Rule #0: It is a mans right to beat his woman.

 

That in tact, Men are always right, and b-tches need to learn their place. Rule #1 and #2 are thus incorrect.

 

/sar

 

But seriously, this isn't correct:

 

1. I know no woman who has ever defeated me in argument/dispute, in or outside of relationship.

 

2. This depends on how ignorant the man is. If a man thinks that any girl that checks them out likes them, he's a retard, but any woman who talks to a guy and convinces themself that they don't really have any interest in them, then they are kidding themself. Putting a Percentage on it is just putting a percentage on how many men apply to:

he thinks that whenever a girl talks to him' date=' she likes him[/quote'] rather than what percent of the time each individual man is wrong. I have only ever thought that a few females actually liked me more than just thinking about me, and I've been right most if not all of the time.
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Cyber Altair

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Cyber' date=' what you say doesn't always apply. The second one is the one I can agree with the most. But, also have the biggest question, [i']"where the hell do you come up with this?"[/i]

 

Questionable Content, google b-tch.

 

Law of Sexual Dynamics #4 - Your girlfriend WILL kick your ass. No exceptions.

 

d-ck

 

Third law: WOMAN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH NOW.

 

Lol.

 

SILENCER!!!!

 

I WANNA HAVE A SAMMICH RIGHT NAO!!!

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