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The Laws of Sexual Dynamics


Cyber Altair

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First Law of Sexual Dynamics - In a given dispute, the female is more likely to be correct.

 

Your forgot the ending:

 

Even if the female is obviously wrong, if she thinks she's right, the male must agree. Failure to complete this law results in extream pain between the legs.

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Rule #0: It is a mans right to beat his woman.

 

That in tact' date=' Men are always right, and b-tches need to learn their place. Rule #1 and #2 are thus incorrect.

 

/sar

 

But seriously, this isn't correct:

 

1. I know no woman who has ever defeated me in argument/dispute, in or outside of relationship.

 

2. This depends on how ignorant the man is. If a man thinks that any girl that checks them out likes them, he's a retard, but any woman who talks to a guy and convinces themself that they don't really have any interest in them, then they are kidding themself. Putting a Percentage on it is just putting a percentage on how many men apply to:

he thinks that whenever a girl talks to him, she likes him
rather than what percent of the time each individual man is wrong. I have only ever thought that a few females actually liked me more than just thinking about me, and I've been right most if not all of the time.

 

1. Am I doomed to be on the bottom forever? Q..Q

 

2. I've never liked guys, but they dig me anyway; that is proof.

 

I'm just flirtatious sometimes, that's all.

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Some people say that when a woman says no, it means no.

 

This is not true, for any given situation, if a female says no, or disagrees, it means "Get me drunk first and I'll probably stop jabroniing and let you have your way."

 

Ahh the laws of fundamental sensibility, such an advantage to boast. :D

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they do want alot......... like ALOT of attention tho...

and my girl uses sex as a weapon against me.... *cries*

 

what do they do?

 

wack you to death with there bewbs?

 

no

its something younger adults wont understand

I have watched more hentai then most.

I have seen billions of porn movies.

I know a ton of stuff I proberly shouldn't know.

Hell I send people hentai for reps.

 

Say vie PM if it is offencive.

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