Exiro Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I don't keep track of my insults. I think of so many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The best insult is a quick one that's appropriate to the event and is impossible to come back after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 -Thats what she said -I know you are, but what am i? -Wanna go c**t? practically, thats my top 3 Wtf is with your face?Your mom > Your face Im kind of guessing because a lot of families dont have moms If you get what I'm getting at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 personally one of my favs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 personally one of my favsThat's no insult...it's a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Back off before I cut your head off your f**king shoulders and mount it on my wall. Howz that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miazo Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Meh.What that zit in between your shoulders?Oh its your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Phoenix® Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 This is my best G-rated insult, i can do worse: Ya mum!! accept it b****!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Oh//so you like numbers eh? How about this one. 4! as in Fourk You! Ba dum tish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 FU :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Me: Hey you wanna go out sometime Girl: F*(k off Me: F*(k off yerself I wasn't even talkin to ya She looked like she just found out she had a week to live HAA!!! And so I walked away the better man... True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 My insults are not G-rated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 i must admit I don't like swaring but on that occasion it called for it. most of the time I just insult them so that they are wondering what I said while evry one laughes in their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Your so cool! [i say it sarcastically] I'am not good with jokes/comebacks :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3cchiFr3ak Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Shut your f*cking face uncle-f*cker! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Why should you be talking to me when you got your mom in bed waiting for you? No, she left. I don't blame her, no homo on this Earth would wanna get in bed with you. Dissed him AND his mom. In 3 sentences. I am usually a pacifist, but this guy got on my nerves way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I can do it in one sentence so long as there is bad grammer. You suck /Insert Name here/ and so does your mum (the real way to write it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Your the ugliest thing ive ever seen and I saw "The Man with a tumor for a face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Your momma's so stupid, she thought your jokes were funny. (No, I'm not insulting anyone's mother.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Random Kid: You suck. Me: You're right. It was with your mum last night. [spoiler=And just a real random one.]Screwing around in the front seat of a car causes accidents. Screwing around in the back seat causes babies. Guess your parents learned the hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ITT : ppl sufferd at the hands of bullies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm not too good with insults. -Tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miazo Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Most accidents happen a mile away from home.Is that why when your parents were driving home you poped out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 No matter how hard I try to think of a good insult, everything qualifies as a compliment when the target is considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 YOUR MOTHER! IN A CAN! or THATS WHAT SHE SAID... LASTNIGHTONTHEPHONEOUTLOUDWITHYOURMOMINMYPANTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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