Worst Injury Thread

[PrometheusMFD]

Ok, this happened to me on monday.

I was walking home from the public library after it closed (I don't have internet at home), and it is dark and cold and raining. So I get walking, and the first half goes off without incident. But it is below freezing, and raining (not hard, but enough that it is wet all over).

So I cross into the railroad tracks that lead a nice, straight path to my house. I start walking on them, and imediately notice that the railroad ties are icey. I learned this when I fell down hard on my stomach, arm pinned under me. I thought I heard a cracking noise as I fell. So I attempt to get up, and my arm starts burning daggers. I look down to see my hand bending at right-angles down from where my elbow is bending.

So naturally I freak out.

Eventually, after forcing myself not to pass-out, I unzip both my jackets, and remove my shirt. Using nearby metal poles, each at about an inch in diameter (don't ask me why they were there, I don't know either), and tear my shirt into strips, using them to tie the poles into a splint. This took a while since my arm seared with a firey pain every time I tried to reallign it.

After nearly passing out again, I managed to fashion a pretty sturdy splint. I got up, and realizing home was closer to any other phone nearby (I live in the country, and I still had a mile to go).

So I get walking again, warry of the icey ties. For a few minutes, nothing interesting happened.

Until I slipped again (what, I got used to the way I was walking and slipped on more ice).

This time, not only did I fall on my broken arm (which hurt like hell, and this time I passed out for a few minutes), but as I got up, my face was covered in a warm, sticky substance.

Blood.

I had broken my nose.

So now I was bleeding profusely, and my arm was pain incarnate. I continued walking.

The rest of the way home, I was extra carefull of ice and my arm, which resulted in me getting home fifteen minutes later than usual.

I walked up the steps to the door, stepping lightly lest the concrete be covered with ice. I turn the nob, and BAM! the door flies open in my face.

It was my dad leaving to come pick me up (45 minutes after they close, I might add).

I don't remember the next part, but I woke yesterday morning with a cast on my arm and my nose coated in gauze.

As I stood up from my bed, I didn't notice the cat sleeping below.

Now my ankle is covered in bandages, and I have cat-scratch fever (illness brought on by bacteria underneath a cat's claws).

Man this sucks!

[Koji123456789]

I broke my nose and that's the most serious injury I have gotten :lol:. It all started when I was 6 yrs. old and watching the movie, "James and the Giant Peach". So, me and my sister, Abby, got bored and put blankets over our heads. I know, crazy. Abby carelessy crashed into me, causing me to tumble over and smash my nose into the coffee table. It was swollen and I got a black eye. It was not fun. :(

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I broke a nail

 

Wow.... Just kidding.

[Spiff!]

i reckon my worst injury is either a suspected wrist sprain smacking someone in the head from behind,i mean really shoving them...or that time i defended my brother against a rabid 10 year old called Ross.i got a fractured finger.it hurt like shiz.

 

 

oh,actually,my BEST INJURY EVER was when my foot got run over by a big lorry-van thing.i pickup van,i suppose.funnily enough,my dad run over the same foot when i was like 4,and it had been a bit iffy since,but after that van thing,it's FINE.

 

 

wierd,huh?

[Καsτοr]

Ok, this is wierd. It seems that I am attracted to pain.

Yesterday, I got a bruise outta nowhere.

Two days ago, I almost killed my knee. (Don't Ask).

 

And then I nearly died.

[Cin]

I'm lucky I don't get many 'bad' injuries, I used to forever be cutting my knees tho.

 

Mine:

- Pulled the muscle in my left forearm could not write or grip anything for several days because it hurt too much, got a day off school and did very little work that next day.

- Nearly knocked myself out when I hit my head on the door frame for the bathroom (I'm forever banging my head and toes)

- When I was younger I cut my knee and elbow when I fell of my bike, both pussed.

[Zack Blaze]

I was riding a Electric Scooter and I went to stop, so I put my foot down. My leg got caught under the Scooter. So I fell off, and the Electric scooter fell on my Right Leg snapping both bones and the bone came throuh the skin! I didn't even cry, bu my mom did. ALOT! I was in a cast for about 6 months.

[Spiff!]

Owch.....i seem mostly sheltered from pain.i never have serious injuries.but endless minor ones though,like cutting myself when i'm trying to eat or whatever,and banging my head and legs on doors.

[Καsτοr]

Oh, and I my friends, almost destroyed by right jaw. I was playing my trumpet, when I tried to do a really, really, really high note. It would've destroyed my jaw if I hadn't stopped. This happened a couple minutes ago.