Yasu Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 A Puerto Rican who attends my school has declared that Brazil is a Spanish-speaking country and that Mexico is in South America. D: Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I didn't know there were High schools in eastern [insert state I live in]! Such intelligent people in AP English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "World War 2 was in the 1980s" some girl said that seriously WTF!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 This one kid in my class say at like the top of his voice right near a teacher "I Fudge Racoons". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I can play alcohol with 8 shots of Crown Royal in me! AIM stupidity FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 ON THIS FORUM:(and i was THERE)"Neos Alius is definitely better than Neos Alius." at least one person sigged that. owait,a more recent one,i think it was my 11 yr old friend Christopher:"Can I attack Spell Cards?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander² Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 My Dad said"You can use the Computer." 2 Sad things about that. I was on the Computer, and he was walking right past me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 "Lotion makes you SLIPPERY!" ~Tom "Oh, you naughty moose!" ~Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 For some reason me and my friends were talking about butter, and the idiot of the group said something about when he buys his can of butter. I started laughing and said "Wait. You buy your butter in cans? HAHAHA!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 "Across the desert lies the promised land" How dumb do you have to be to fall for that? your coments are inappropriate and profane to my ears. Wait...you can HEAR writing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 your coments are inappropriate and profane to my ears. Wait...you can HEAR writing?ZOMG so sigged....U iz epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 "Lotion makes you SLIPPERY!"That's what she said.Sorry I had to.And to stay on topic, aren't idiots fun? With out them, where would we have gotten all of these fun comments. Also I found this out on Friday: A positive times a positive can some times equal a negative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I'm sure you've all heard some one say somethng stupid that made you and every one else that heard it laugh. While they might not be as good as when they were said and some might not be good at retelling things' date=' me, but please share your stories with use because I'm sure their will be a few good ones. My best is when this one girl saidParis is in London. This might belong in polls, so if so please move.[/quote'] LOL my friend said that London was in France Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract [Atrocity] Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 "Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." ~ Arnold Shwartzaneggar (sp?)"Get the hell out of here! There's a bomb in the building! You're all gonna die...forever!" ~Sam then there is this one kid in my english class (a little Slow)... we were all talking all quiet, getting ready for this test, he was working with this new transfer student (hottie :D). It was pretty quiet, he was over at her desk, the teacher said something and then he shouted out "Will you go to homecoming with me?!" Then everyone looked at him like "WTF?!" then he said "oh that's what I said to my date" Everyone lol'ed the rest of class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Water is Random, Im going to grow up to be just like Water. We laughed for days, you would have had to been there to understand the whole thing, we (my friends and I) aruged about it for a good 7 hours.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 My Friend: Damn it's cold out!Me: Dress for the weather and stop your b****ingMy Friend: It's 30* out, and you're wearing shortsMe: I told You to dress for the weather. I never said I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 OMG OMG OMG My friend literally didn't know who Metallica was. Exact quote: "What's Metallica?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Wow, that's sad. My sister said this:"Since they came out with Guitar Hero, shouldn't they come out with Guitar Villian?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Uh...well, only one I could really think of... *over the phone*Me: Hey, remember that time when you spelt "hair" wrong?Friend: Yea, that was such a long time ago.Me: Yea, but it's still priceless to this day.Other Guy: Hey, what you guys talking about?Friend: Oh, we're just talking about the time where I spelt "hair" wrong.Other Guy: Which hair? (as in hair or hare)Friend: The one on your head. You know, H-A-E-R. No names shall be mentioned. *Looks at TC* NO NAMES WHATSOEVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Uh...well' date=' only one I could really think of... *over the phone*Me: Hey, remember that time when you spelt "hair" wrong?Friend: Yea, that was such a long time ago.Me: Yea, but it's still priceless to this day.Other Guy: Hey, what you guys talking about?Friend: Oh, we're just talking about the time where I spelt "hair" wrong.Other Guy: Which hair? (as in hair or hare)Friend: The one on your head. You know, [b']H-A-E-R.[/b] No names shall be mentioned. *Looks at TC* NO NAMES WHATSOEVER.I can't spell hair, but I can spell extemporaneous. Only me, right TAG O, remember that one time, long ago, when I was over your house and forgot my phone number? Good times, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I heard this on the radio today. The guy on the radio: In which country is the Falling Tower of Pizza?Dumb Chick: Paris? I laughed the whole time XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 ITT : somone is being worshipped wrongly as god...>.> hes funny but not hat funny tht, i mean its easy to make epic quotes :S well actually its easy to make quotes ppl wrongly say are epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Lord Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 when Geoge Bush said:'Some of you maybe worried about finding jobs at this rough point in time. So am I,' when Mr. Obama became president XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Me and my friend were at a cosplay convention(he was Yusei I was Marluxia), and there was a guy in a Yoda costume... Friend (To Yoda guy): What are you supposed to be? A deformed lime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 oh dear god.someone get matchsticks and a private theatre.he needs to know about Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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