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Which one of these Cards do you find the Funniest?   

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  1. 1. Which one of these Cards do you find the Funniest?

    • RAWMasonBoy's "NOOGIE!"
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    • Konnie's "Gimmie Back My Cookie!"
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    • Crystal Beast's "Bully"
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    • Shradow's (Or Ritz Man's) "Cracker Up The Butt"
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    • Benguin Boo's "Roll Up, Roll Up Ladies!"
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    • Leanbow's "Ultimate Blowjob Attack"
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    • LuigiFan's "Essence Of Wario's Fart"
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    • NeatHat's "R.O.B. Is EVIL!"
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Ok, i'm back and now its time to start rating your cards again!

 

Firstly NeatHat, for your "Link is gonna kill you!" Card,

 

Title: Heh, good enough, but it doesn't really match the image well so; 1/2

Image: Its from Brawl, but it isn't really that funny i thin; 1/3

Description: ? Theres no humor in this effect so; 0/3

 

Extras: Not much special about this, sorry; 0/2

 

Overall: 2/10. Not a very good card, but thats probably because i don't undertsand the humor of this. I will also rate your second card, but thats on the next page so i'll rate that later.

 

Now then RAWMasonBoy, for your "NOOOGIE!" card,

 

Title: Lol, very dramatic; 1.5/2

Image: HAHAHA! I thought Yoshi was doing something else to Mario's head at first, if u know what I mean :mrgreen: ; 2/3

Description: "If Mario removes himself fromplay in a huff..well thats yourown dam fault!" ROFL! Well Done RAWMasonBoy! 3/3

 

Extras: Funny and you've even made the type, ID etc funny as well! 2/2

 

Overall: 8.5/10. An excellent Card as always, but this time, i think there are people who have cards that are better than yours! So you better propare yourself!

 

Konnie, thx for joining for the first timee is what i thought for your "Gimme back my Cookie!" Card,

 

Title: Heh, didn't know Snake liked cookies, and it sort of matches the image as well; 1.5/2

Image: HAH! Snakes forcing his hand in Zeldas mouth? Ouch! 2.5/3

Description: "Gimmie back my chocolate chip cookie, and while your at it, tell Link to give me back myorange juice or Im gonna cry!" LMAO! Man, what a wuss! 3/3

 

Extras: a very good card there, and for a first timer as well (In my contest that is)! Well done; 1.5/2

 

Overall: 8.5/10. The same score as RAWMasonBoy! Excellent job there Konnie!

 

Thank you or coming back to my contest for the second time Crystal Beast! You may of come 3rd, but you can still get 1st this year if u do ur best! Now then, for your "Bully" Card,

 

Title: A good laugh and it matches the image, even though Sonic isn't a bully! 2/2

Image: Crikey, no wounder Mario and Sonic were Rivals back in the days of the Sega and Nintendo 64 Consoles! That big Bully! 3/3

Description: A Burrito? What about a Chilli Dog??? But still well done; 2.5/3

 

Extras: A ery funny and unexpected card. I doubt theres gonna be a bully version (the game that is) of Sonic, but regardless; 1.5/2

 

Overall: 9/10. Wow! Not bad! I think you might come 1st this year mate! But don't get cocky yet...

 

For your second card "GET YOUR OWN BIKE!!!!!",

 

Title: Whoah, wario has a temper; 1.5/2

Image: Heheheh...Silly Samus. You even editied the image as well,so well done! 2.5/3

Description: "...Yell at her, swearing every sentance!" Wow, a very bad temper... 2/3

 

Extras: Not as funny as your last, but still; 1/2

 

Overall: 7/10. Not as funny as yourlast, but your still in the lead! Remember though, that this only stage 1, so you won't win straight away from this!

 

Ok Shradow, I really appreciate that you gave it anouther try, so for the second time, for your "Ritz Cracker Launcher" card;

 

Title; lol, this suprised me a little here; 1/2

Image; And this also suprised me a little as well! LOL! 1.5/3

Description; "If you throw more than 5 ritz crackers, stuff them down your oppoment's pants!" HAHAHA! A definate improvement! 2.5/3

 

Extras; This was quite a silly, but yet funny idea,and also edited the image as well with that Rotz flying out, as most people just upload the image and thats that. A pat on the back for you for trying again! 2/2

 

Overall; 7/10. Well done! I told you that the description was important!

 

And for your "Cracker Launcher Up The Butt" card;

 

Title: Ok now this really did suprise me! 1.5/2

Image; Heheheh, poor Mario...what has he ever done to you? 2/3

Description; I really liked the "Choose one of the following effects" part, especially the "If you don't have one, you lose! EPIC FAIL!" 3/3

 

Extras; this was quite a funny idea, so well done; 1/2

 

Overall; 7.5/10. You have done a brilliant job here, so i hope that you can make it to the second stage!

 

Benguin Boo, Thx for making this your 2nd contest, and yes, you MIGHT make third ifyou follow my feedback for your "Roll up, Roll up Ladies!" Card,

 

Title: Yep, the ladies just loves Captian Falcon and his...*Pause*...FALCON PAUNCH!!!!! (Sorry! :oops: ) 2/2

Image: Heh, clever use of taunts there, not to mention the editing. But $19.95? Come on! 1. I'm English, not American (But thats not ur fault, thats just me being an idiot :mrgreen: ) and 2. Captain Falcon is worth more than that! 2.5/3

Description: I CAN'T READ IT VERY WELL! If the Description isn't clear, write what it says underneath! Anyway, "If Captain Falcon gets angry..." HOW CAN HE BE ANGRY? HES GONNA GET LAID!!! :mrgreen: "...and punches you in the face..." It should of been a Falcon Punch-I mean, FALCON PAUNCH! "And gets sucked into a Large, i mean, Tiny black whole" heheheh...Not bad, but if u want a 3/3 then post underneath the card next time!!! 2/3

 

Extras: Made me laugh quite a bit this, and you even edited the Type, ID etc like RAWMasonBoy as well! I think you will get far in this contest! 1.5/2

 

Overall: 8/10. Not bad for your second contest. Well done mate!

 

And finally (For Page 1 that is) Catman for your "Shut up Fool!" card,

 

Title: LOL! I didn't know Snake was a Mr.T Fan! 2/2

Image: Heh, its ok, but you can do better than that! 2/3

Description: At least you have a funny description though! "Destroy all monsters whos mouths are bigger than your oppoment's" What happens if your oppoment has a small mouth? :mrgreen: 1.5/3

 

Extras: Quite funny, but there still room for improvement! 1/2

 

Overall: 6.5/10. Come on, your almost there! Another great card from you before 1st December, and your home free!

 

I'll rate the other cards on page 2 later. TopGear is on!

 

:mrgreen: Laterz. :mrgreen:

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Ok I'm back. Firstly,from now on i'll rate peoples cards daily, as it took me nearly 1 hour to reate the first page, so i don't wanna spend that much time again!

 

Now then PikaPi02, for your "How Kirby Cooks" Card,

 

Title: Meh, its ok, but it does match the image s; 1/2

Image: Heh, Kirbies Dishes: They;re not onlymade with vegatables...very nice editing done there, so well done; 2/3

Description: "Mario Pot Pie???" What is this, a cooking show, like the F word? But still well done! 2/3

 

Extras: Not a bad card there, made me laugh a bit with the image (Even though it's from the SSBB Trailer from that DVD i got from the GameMaster mag); 1/2

 

Overall: 6/10. Theres room for improvement here! But good job!

 

Now then Leanbow, i did not expect you to make me 4 cards at all, especially with that muc depth, so what i'll do is since each one's overall Rating is very close, i'll just state the ratings for the best one, that being the "Ultimate Blowjob Attack (*Snickers*)" card,

 

Title: Right, I only have one thing to say about this...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! 2/2

Image: EWWW! thats gross! I thought you were gonna make it a straight blowjob, not a bent one! (and Hopefully, no one under the age of 10 will be looking at this...) But regardless, very funny! 3/3

Description: "The selected monster will get a cruel blowjob..." EWWWW...AGAIN! "This card don't work for monsters which don't have a dick" Very true, but still; 2.5/3

 

Extras: A very funny, but disgusting card...but funny! 1.5/2

 

Overall: 9/10 WOW! Well done LeanBow!

 

Now for you LuigiFan, thx for joining and for your "Essence of Wario's Fart" card,

 

Title: Lol, another pervy card, but a funny one! 1.5/2

Image: Well, i'm afriad thers nothing to special about this image, sorry! but it does match the Title so; 1.5/3

Description: Again, i like the multiple effect options, especially the "Fart in your oppoment's face" and "Something else related to farting, i dunno, your the one farting!" Well done! 3/3

 

Extras: A very good card, so good job! 1/2

 

Overall: 7/10. Not bad, not bad at all! Well done!

 

For your second card, that being the "The amazing man eating balloon" card,

 

Title: Well, thats unexpected...but still, not bad; 1/2

Image: NOOOOO! What has Mario done to you? Still needs to be funnier for it to get full marks though! 2/3

Description: Again, i really like the idea of the multiple effect options, especially the "Eat your oppoment and putketchup on him" and the "If your opponent runs away, then YOU LOSE YOU LOSER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" effect as well! 2.5/3

 

Extras: Well done LuigiFan, especially with the type; 1.5/2

 

Overall: 7/10. The same rating as before! In that case, i'll refer to your first card when we go onto the next stage.

 

Finally Neathat, for your second card "R.O.B Is EVIL",

 

Title: I KNEW IT! I just knew there was sumthing odd about him! 1.5/2

Image: What is he doing to Zelda? it better not be what i think it is...2/3

Description: "R.O.B will make your oppoment think hes all cuddly and sweat, then HE'LL STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND" ROFL! 2.5/3

 

Extras: Not a bad card, but it still could be better; 1/2

 

Overall: 7/10 Is it just me, or are most people getting at least a 7/10? Oh well.

 

Anyway guys, the end date is in about, 2 weeks, so keep in-proving your cards and other people, JOIN ALLREADY!

 

:mrgreen: Laterz :mrgreen:

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Hay, ur right! LOL! Anyway, i'll be rating the next bunch of cards now...wait,only 1? oh well,i'll just be rating that then...

 

Konnie, for your "Got Milk?" card, here is what i thought:

 

Title: LOL, i'm sure theres spme sort of dirty meaning behind that (I saw it on Family Guy), and it matches the image as well; 1.5/2

Image: WHY IS PICKACHU SUCKING THE WRONG END? ROFL! 2.5/3

Description: Heh, i really like your mutliple options, especially the whole "Smack the Soda out of his hand and hand him a glass of milk and say "ITS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES!"" option: 2.5/3

 

Extras: quite a funny card there, and clever us of such as simple item as well! 1.5/2

 

Overall: 8/10. Still a good card, but not as good as your first. But since its only down by 0.5 then its nothing to worry about!

 

Anyway,lots of people have joined, so i'll change the end date to this Sunday on 23rd. Any objections, then please tell me striaght away!

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Righty then Konnie, for your "Mummy?" card, here's what i thought;

 

Title: Urm, am i missing something here? 0.5/2

Image: I understand what your trying to show here, but the image still isn't very clear, so; 1/3

Description: "Then you slap him silly with a bannana!" Heh, from the looks of the image, look like it will be a bomb instead; 2/3

 

Extras: Kinda disapointed with this one; 0.5/2

 

Overall: 4/10. Not as good as your other cards, but don't worry!

 

Ok then people, Stage 1 is now officially...over! No more cards will be accepted and no more new contestants will be allowed.

 

Ok, here are the pople who have got through:

 

RAWMasonBoy (1st Place in my previous contest): "NOOGIE!" got 8.5/10

 

Konnie (Our Milk obsest contestant): "Gimmie back my Cookie!" got 8.5/10

 

Crystal Beast (3rd place in my previous contest): "Bully" got an amazing 9/10

 

Shradow (Or "Ritz" Man): "Cracker up the butt" got 7.5/10

 

Benguin Boo (Our contestant beginner...well, second contestant beginer anyway...): "Roll up, Roll up Ladies!" got 8/10

 

Leanbow (*13 and below year olds, look away!*): "Ultimate Blowjob Attack" *Still Snikering* got a stagering 9/10

 

LuigiFan (The Username says it all): "Essence of Wario's Fart" got 7/10

 

And finally, and centanly not least, NeatHat (The Ultimate SSBB RP Maker): "R.O.B. is EVIL!" got 7/10.

 

This time around, people who's cards are 7/10 or above will make it to the next stage. Other people who didn't make this, sorry but your eliminated. I didn't want to say the whole "You must get at least this" part because i wanted to see which people would try to get a 10/10 and keep improving their rating anyway, as the people who did this are the ones that are most likely to get at least 3rd in my contest.

 

Now then, onto the next Stage, ladies and gentlemen, i'd like to introduce you all to...

 

Stage 2: The Power Of The Polls! (I think...)

 

Now then, as you may have already guessed, this next stage is gonna consist of a Poll being open for a limited amount of time (Which i'll state at the end of this Post), and what you guys and gals need to do is to vote for your favourite card thats been submitted through to this Stage (Those cards being the ones I mentioned before).

 

There is, thankfully, only i rule; DON'T VOTE FOR YOUR OWN CARD!!!!!!!

 

The reason for this is obvious, i hope, and if i catch anyone doing this, i'll not only remove that vote, but also another for cheating!

 

The purpose of this Stage is so that i can redice the number of contestants entered in the 3rd Stage, as that will take for ever with this many people (that being 8 contestants). This time around, only the top 4 contestants with the most votes will make it through to the next Stage!

 

Oh, and *Looks at audience* other people that arn't in this contest can aslo vote for their favorite card as well, and this includes the contestants that didn't make it through!

 

Ok then as for the end date for this stage, at the moment, i'm saying the 1st of December (My B Day) but if not enough people vote, this end date could be extended!

 

Ok, i'll start making the Poll on this Thread (If i can figure out how :mrgreen: ), and as soon as i do so...

 

LET THE VOTING BEGIN!!!!!

 

P.S. I've changed the name of this Thread from "The return of the Brawl Card Contest" To "Super Smash Bros Spoof Contest", so don't get confused by the name!

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Ok, but remember to also state that on the Poll...and also, my B Day is on the same day as YOUR DOG'S? LOL! What a quincidence (I't would of been if i could spell...)! Anyway, its a shame i can't vote, as this poll is so that the public can help decide the winners, so that its not just all about my opinion all the time.

 

Anyway, thx too the first three people who have voted so far, including the 2 people who arn't in this contest that have voted as well, that being Dhpo and AB72! Thx you two!

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hey turbotom ^^

 

I guess the 2nd stage is the last stage right? Cause it isnt a long time until your birthday :)

 

This contest was a bit different than I expected, cannot you let my 4 cards rated in a "overall"? Cause the "ultimate BJ attack" is only 1 of 4 cards. It would be good if you change my name in your poll to "Leanbows 4 card pack" for examble.

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Maybe yes, but the purpose of the 1st Stage was to seperate the users who are good at making funny brawl cards, and those who arn't. In order to do that, i checked that a Users best card would at least have a rating of 7/10, and if they didn't, they wouldn't get through. Since your best card was "Ultimate Blowjob Attack" and that got way more than 7/10, i didn't need to mention the rest.

 

Also, no, there are actualy 3 Stages. The 1st you allready knoe about, and the 2nd Stage is to reduce the number of people that got through (If neccessary, which in this case, it is) in order to carry out the 3rd Stage, which i shall talk about when that time comes.

 

Anyway, congrats and i wish you good luck with this 2nd Stage. Lets just hope that the public likes your cards just as much as i do!

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uuuummmmmm...... i voted 4 myself by accident' date=' but i don't think it did anything cuz it said i already voted 4 myself, which i don't remember doing, so ummmmm...... DON'T REMOVE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hmmm...Ok, I won't remove you from the contest, but only because you owned up to it! However, i'm still going to not count that vote!

 

Anyway, not a lot of people are voting, so what i'll do is if not enough people vote, i'll extend the end date of this for another week.that way, there should be enough votes, as the next thing i need is to have, like, a 3 way joint 1st!

 

By the way Luigifan, which person wouldyou like to vote for, as that way, you will still be able to use your vote and i'll know what the scores really are.

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