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Super Smash Bros Spoof Contest: And the Winner is Shradow!!! (This Contest is finished, please Lock and Move!)

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Which one of these Cards do you find the Funniest?   

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  1. 1. Which one of these Cards do you find the Funniest?

    • RAWMasonBoy's "NOOGIE!"
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    • Konnie's "Gimmie Back My Cookie!"
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    • Crystal Beast's "Bully"
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    • Shradow's (Or Ritz Man's) "Cracker Up The Butt"
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    • Benguin Boo's "Roll Up, Roll Up Ladies!"
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    • Leanbow's "Ultimate Blowjob Attack"
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    • LuigiFan's "Essence Of Wario's Fart"
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    • NeatHat's "R.O.B. Is EVIL!"
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Ok then firstly Crystal Beast, thanks for showing your card from the previous Stage, that being "Enraged Toon Link";

 

Topic: You may have used one of Toon Links special Attacks, but at first it wasn't very clear; 2/4

Title: Meh; 0.5/1

Image: Hay...i've seen that image before! not from you, but from someone else...despite that, well done; 1/2

Effect: "...Take a bomb, Throw it at your oppoment, yelling "MUHAHAHAHA!!!" in his face!" Lol, more angry than funny but still; 2.5/3

 

Overall: 6/10. Not asgood as your origonal card, so your still in the Lossing battle i'm afraid!

 

wait' date=' who will be in the finals instead. Crystal Beast and me or Shradow and Crystal beast

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To answer your question, it's now you and Shradow, but don't start yet!

 

Anyway, i'm a bit suprised that benguinoo hasn't posted his card yet, and i havn't seen NeatHat in ages either! Also Crystal Beast is the "Cover the Dang Thing Up!!!!" Card for this round, or for the previous Stage, as that card doesn't match the topic i've given you at all! Remember, the Topic is an Assist Trophy, so try again!

 

This hasn't gone well so far, so i'll give you three until Saturday the 20th to post your cards/to try again!

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No' date=' wait! I replaced "Enraged TL" with "Cover the dang thing up".

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Oh! :oops: Sorry my bad!

 

In that case, I'll rate the "Cover The Dang Thing Up!!!" card;

 

Topic: It does feature a Special Attack, but the actual card itself isn't about it; 1.5/4

 

Title: Heheheh, nice grammer; 1/1

 

Image: The arrows are, in a way, a good but also bad thing to do, since with the arrows, it does make it clearer what the image and card is about (And it makes it a bit more funny with an arrow up Snakes A** :mrgreen: ) but with the arrows in the way, it makes it harder to see his-urm, you know...apart from that well done; 2.5/3

 

Effect: "If he moves to get a better look, well....then he's perverted!" Lol! Didn't see that part coming! 3/3

 

Overall: 8/10. This is a much better card, but you wouldof beaten Shradow if you matched the Topic better!

 

This means that you, benguinboo and NeatHat are still in the Losing Battles, so hurry with the next card(s)!

 

As for you two, RAWMasonBoy and Shradow, I'll probably start you two off on Saturday when i've got the cards from the other three, so hang in there a little longer!

 

:mrgreen: Laterz :mrgreen:

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sorry about late entry, anyway:

 

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Lore:When your opponent is gonna win the duel, Naggy Summon Mr.Resseti and reset your DS without saving. Then...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, the...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, th...BLAH, BLAH, THEN FIND SOME EARPLUGS AND PUT THEM ON!!!! THEN...much better...If your opponent begs for you to stop it, take all their cards and take a hike up mount Everest and pretend it never happened!!! And if your opponent dies of boredom... EPIC WIN!!!

 

*fingers crossed i get a high score because this is the last time to fulfill my dream*

 

Anyway, Merry Chri, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, Merry Ch, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Don't Spam in my Thread again. Its as simple as that.

 

Ok people times up! Firstly benguinboo' date=' i'll rate your "Blah, Blah, Blah!!!" card;

 

Topic: Heheheh, of all Assist Trophies to choose from, I didn't expect anyone to choose Mr Resseti; 3/4

Title: Lol, matches the image (Perfectly) and the topic; 1/1

Image: What i don't understand is why do the two people in the background look like they'repleased to see Mr. Resseti? I'd be like "Oh Bollix, not him!" if i were them! 1.5/2

Effect: "Then...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, the...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, th...BLAH, BLAH, THEN FIND SOME EARPLUGS AND PUT THEM ON!!!! THEN...much better..." ROFL!!! Very clever use ofpresent tence (If thats how you even say it...); 3/3

 

Overall: 8.5/10. Well done benguinboo, at this rate, your coming 3rd!

 

Now then NeatHat, I admit it was slightly unfair for you since you havn't played the Sub Emissionary part, so next time i do this, i'll make sure i choose a Topic that everyone can do. Now then, for your "Head Ache!" card;

 

Topic: Again, another Assist Trophy that i wouldn't expect, but the idea isn't as goodi'm afriad! But regardless, well done NeatHat; 2.5/4

Title: Meh; 0.5/1

Image: Heheheh,poor Kirby...I also like the ideaof putting a suprised Lucas in there as well to make it more dramatic and funny; 2/2

Effect: "If "Kirby" takes an Asprin, the head ache just gets worse." Lol, thats not true! When i had a splitting head ache, i took an asprin and I was A ok afterwards! 2.5/3

 

Overall: 7.5/10. Good effort NeatHat, but benguinboo has a higher score!

 

As for you Crystal Beast, you haven't posted your card, but because of the little confusion before, i'll give you until tommorrow!

 

Now then RAWMasonBoy and Shradow, its time for;

 

The Super Smash Bros Spoof Contest Finals!!!

 

Now then you two, the rules are the same before, excpet now you two may onlypost 1 card, and 1 card only, so don't ruin your opertunity to come 1st! As for the Topic, I would like you two to make a card based on...well, this could be quite complicated so brace yourselfs...an anime.

 

By this, i mean do something with one of the characters, items, attacks, stages etc that reminds you of an anime in some way (A good example being the "Its over 9000!!!" card), and as alittle hint, you should link it to a well known anime, like Bleach or DBZ or Naruto etc...

 

The more origonal, funny and closly related to the topic the card is, the bigger the rating you will get. The end date for this (And i have no ideaif this is a good idea but...) is the 25th of December! So RAWMasonBoy, Shradow;

 

Good Luck!!!

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I hate to break it to you Shradow, but i don't watch BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBo, so i won't be able to rate ur card properly. Also, you used the same image as before (or was that Crystal Beast?), that is absolutly lazy, even if it is Crystal Beasts image!

 

Either way, you'll have more of a chance if you use an anime that i know about, which is very awkuade of me (As well as my spelling :mrgreen: ), but i can't help it if i can't rate an anime that i've never heard of before.

 

Bugger, maybe i should of chosen an easier Topic... :oops:

 

Speacking of Crystal Beast, he hasn't posted his card in time, so this means that with a score of 8.5/10, benguinboo is the winner of the Lossing Battle, thus coming 3rd in my contest!!!

 

Congratulations benguinboo, as not only have you won the 3rd place prize, but you have also won the right to get a reserved place in any of my future contests (Including the grand finalie, which I will explain about one day)! I hope you're proud mate, as we know that you were desperate to at least come 3rd!

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Hm... I better change the card, then. I can, right?

If I can change it, here's my card. (did you know the guy who voices Lucario also voices Goku?)

 

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Activate this card when you control 1 "Lucario". Have him blast the crap out of your opponent yelling, "KAMEHAMEHA!!!" After you get your ears to stop bleeding from the cry, activate one of the following effects.

- If your opponent is dead, EPIC WIN!

- If you died from your ears bleeding and didn't read this far, EPIC FAIL!

- If "Lucario" chose not to do the Kamehameha Wave, you must've imagined the ears bleeding and all that, so you, like, need therapy or something, because you're delusional. Either that, or you're on drugs.

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(did you know the guy who voices Lucario also voices Goku?)

 

 

You've been watching Brawl Taunts havn't u? (Funniest. Thing. Ever!) I know I'm being a tad fussy, but now i can't read your effect very well :mrgreen: , which could be solved by posting the effect underneath the card! Apart from that, i'm looking forward to rate your card, as soon as RAWmasonBoy has posted his card.

 

Speaking of which, I wonder how RAWMasonBoy is doing?

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Effect: (This card may only be Flotation Summoned if "Pointless Jutsu" is present on the field. If the opponent declares an attack on one of the monsters on your side of the field, put a "Floaty Balloon" token on the attacking card. Ultimately, it will float away and probably leave your opponent crying, since it was most likely their favourite card. Is that really the price you want to pay for winning and lose your friendship?...really!...you sicko!!!)

 

By the way, please TurboTom, would it kill you to put the 'n' in RAWMa[n]sonboy

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Ok then, firstly crystal beast, your card is good, but your too late! The end date for that has already come and benguinboo has won 3rd place. I'm sorry to say that, but i had already extended the end date many times.

 

Secondly RAWMansonBoy, I'm sorry that i keep spelling ur name wrong :oops: but i've said it once, i've said it a million, million times, my spelling is awful :mrgreen: ! Also thx for posting your card, I have been able to rate your card as well as Shradows, and i will now post the results...Tommorrow!!! :mrgreen:

 

Stay tuned until Christmas Day at 5:00pm (Roughly), oh and:

 

Marry Christmas and also A Happy New Year!!!

 

Or for all of those people who really like Boo Salecta (Again, i can't bloody spell...):

 

Have a Propa Crimbo!!!

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Ok then' date=' firstly crystal beast, your card is good, but your too late! The end date for that has already come and benguinboo has won 3rd place. I'm sorry to say that, but i had already extended the end date many times.

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oh. that sucks. can you at least rate my card, even though I was late?

 

Yeah ok. For your "Get the Freak off my screen, mutt!!!" card:

 

Topic: I kinda expected this Assist Trophy, but still a good idea; 2/4

Title: Heheheh, i'm like that as well when that stupid assist trophy is summoned; 1/1

Image: Considering i can't see the image because of that stupiddog, 0/2...ONLY Joking :mrgreen: ; 1.5/2

Effect: "-Smack the pompous puppy and send it to the pound." Yeah! You tell him!!! "-. . . .Kill it. " Waaaaaat? Thats evil! Not even that anoying mutt diserves that! 2.5/3

 

Overall: 7/10. Its a good card, but not as good as benguinboo's

 

Sorry about the rating, but i hope that you'll still take part in my future contests! Ur still my cery first 3rd place contest winner you know! :mrgreen:

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Ok then people, its the time you have all been waiting for: The Results of the Finals!

 

Now then to keep the suspence up, i won't state the scores for each category. Now firstly Shradow, for your "Kamehameha Wave" card, Very clever idea to use Lucario's Final Smash as Goku's most powerful and famous attack, even though it would of made more sence to of used Samuses Final Smash (Mind you, that wouldof been to obvious). The image is ok, but remember it also needs to be funny, which you certanly proved with its effect, especially the "- If "Lucario" chose not to do the Kamehameha Wave, you must've imagined the ears bleeding and all that, so you, like, need therapy or something, because you're delusional. Either that, or you're on drugs" part! LOL

 

Secondly RAWMansonBoy, for your "Oh No! Not Sticky Floaty Balloon Genjutsu!!!!" card, I like the way that you've invented your very own Genjutsu for the Naruto series, let alone using an item! The image however, looked a bit...gross, since the sticky floaty ball is on Warios...well, balls :mrgreen: ! And as usual, you've included those little extras, like the WOO HOO in the ATK and DEF part, lt alone the Helium Edition bit, and finally the Effects are as funny as they usually are, that being hilarious!!! "Is that really the price you want to pay for winning and lose your friendship?...really!...you sicko!!!)" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: !

 

Overal, the winner is...

 

Well I'll be damned! It's a Tie!!!

 

Shradow:

 

Topic: 3/4

Title: 1/1

Image: 1/2

Effect: 2.5/3

 

Overall: 7.5/10

 

RAWMasonBoy:

 

Topic: 2.5/4

Title: 1/1

Image: 1.5/2

Effect: 2.5/3

 

Overall: 7.5/10

 

Oh dear, I didn't see this coming :oops: ...erm, i didn't actually have anything planned for this...Right, i have two solutions for this. I can either make a Sudden Death where its purely about the Topic and how funny the Topic is, or if your all fed up of this now, i can just evaluate their progress throught the whole contest and award an additional 1 rating for their final score.

 

Either way, its your decision Shradow and RAWMansonBoy, and i'm also sorry for how this has turned out... :oops:

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I want to do Sudden Death' date=' because...

 

[b']Round 1[/b]

RAWMansonBoy: 8.5

Me: 7.5

 

Round 2

RAWMansonBoy: 8

Me: 8.5

 

Round 3

RAWMansonBoy: 7.5

Me: 7.5

 

Overall Average

RAWMansonBoy: 8

Me:7.8

 

So, I would lose for the additional 1 rating... If you judge like that anyways...

 

Actually, i wouldn't just decide the winner through ratings. I would also look at the effort that you have put in your cards, the creativity, the amount of times you have tried to improve your cards, and also your personality as well (Since that's something that makes your cards different and unique to others), but i can just talk about all of that stuff when a winner is decided.

 

Righty then, since i've got a reply from Shradow and not from RAWMansonBoy yet, its time for:

 

Stage 4: Super Sudden Death!!!

 

Now then you two, listen up. The rules are simple (Sort of),as i'm going to give you a Topic that you must make a card on (And by that i mean 1 card only), but not just any old topic, as i'm not going to directly tell you what this Topic is! Instead, i'll give you a clue about it, and once you've figured it out, you will not only need to make a card based on that Topic, but to also make it as funny as possible!

 

The mark scheme is this:

 

Topic: 5/5

Funnyness: 5/5

 

The ways that you can win/lose are:

 

1. If any of you score under 3/5 for any of these, then you automatically lose.

 

2. If both of you get under 3/5, then i will give you another clue until one of you at least gets above 3/5.

 

3. If both of you get over 3/5 for both of these factors, then quite simply its the one with the highest overall Rating that wins.

 

Ok, this is my first clue for the Topic: Take a look at benguinboos most recent cards in this Thread.

 

The end date for this is the 30th of December, and for the final time, Shradow, RAWMansonBoy:

 

Good Luck To You Both! :mrgreen:

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