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I WAS CHILLIN IN THE KITCHEN, MAKIN A SANDWICH WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HEARD A TREMENDOUS NOISE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS. MY DAD FELL DOWN THE WHOLE FLIGHT AND WHEN HE GOT TO THE BOTTOM HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND EXCLAIMED "AWW BALLS". I LOLD SO HARD AND ASKED "HAVE A NICE TRIP DAD?"

 

 

 

 

HE BEAT THE sheet OUT OF ME

 

 

I MEAN HE SERIOUSLY BEAT THE funking sheet OUT OF ME

 

 

WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE

 

 

I'M COVERED IN BLOOD AND SHAKING VIOLENTLY

 

 

THE DOOR'S LOCKED BUT...OH MY funking GOD

 

 

OH

 

 

MY

 

 

funking

 

 

GOD

 

 

HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THOUGH LOL

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SO GET THIS. I’M DOING MY sheet AND WORKING HARD RIGHT? WHEN I FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. IT HURT LIKE A jabroni SO WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM I SCREAM AW BALLS

 

THEN MY LITTLE KID SAYS THE SMARTEST sheet EVER: HAVE A NICE TRIP DAD?

 

I BEAT THAT jabroni WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE

 

 

STUPID sheet LAUGHING AT MY PAIN

 

 

HE CANT LAUGH NOW

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SO GET THIS. I’M DOING MY s*** AND WORKING HARD RIGHT? WHEN I FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. IT HURT LIKE A b**** SO WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM I SCREAM AW BALLS

 

THEN MY LITTLE KID SAYS THE SMARTEST s*** EVER: HAVE A NICE TRIP DAD?

 

I BEAT THAT b**** WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE

 

 

STUPID s*** LAUGHING AT MY PAIN

 

 

HE CANT LAUGH NOW

 

Isnt alcoholism fun?

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SO IM JUST SITTING THERE BEING THE BADASS STAIRS THAT I AM WHEN SOME DOPEY JABRONI DECIDES TO FALL DOWN ON ME!

 

funker HURT LIKE HELL AND HE SAID AW BALLS WHEN HE HIT THE BOTTOM

 

THEN HIS KID SAID HAVE A NICE TRIP DAD AND HE BEAT THE sheet OUT OF HIS SON. MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD.

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SO IM JUST BEIN KITCHEN LETTING PEOPLE MAKE FOOD IN ME AND sheet LIKE I ALWAYS DO RIGHT? WHEN SOME sheet KID’S DAD FALLS DOWN ON MY BUDDY STAIRS LIKE THE jabroni HE IS.

 

THEN HE SAID AWW BALLS AND I LAUGHED LIKE ONE CRAZY JABRONI

 

THEN FOR SOME REASON HE BEAT THE sheet OUT OF HIS SON!

 

NOW HE CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING IN ME UNLESS IT COMES IN A STRAW.

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SO IM JUST SITTING THERE BEING THE BADASS STAIRS THAT I AM WHEN SOME DOPEY motherf***er DECIDES TO FALL DOWN ON ME!

 

f***er HURT LIKE HELL AND HE SAID AW BALLS WHEN HE HIT THE BOTTOM

 

THEN HIS KID SAID HAVE A NICE TRIP DAD AND HE BEAT THE s*** OUT OF HIS SON. MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen.

We have the next Prime Time Drama winning oscar film!

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SO IM JUST BEIN GRAVITY KEEPIN sheet ON THE funking PLANET WHEN THIS FAT funk DECIDES TO FLY DOWN HIS STAIRS.

 

jabroni TOOK A TON OF FORCE TO KEEP DOWN ON THE funking PLANET

 

THE NEXT THING I KNEW HIS LITTLE SHITS ALL BLOODY AS funk

 

OMG I LOL’D SO funking HARD

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SO I’M THIS FINE-ASS MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICH THIS KID WAS MAKING AND THE LITTLE sheet STOPS HALF WAY THROUGH MAKIN ME CUZ HIS DAD FELL DOWN THE SATIRS AND SAID AW BALLS

 

THEN THE sheet ASKS HIS DAD IF HE HAD A NICE FALL

 

THEN THE DAD BEATS THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIS SON

 

NOW HE CAN EAT ME CUS HES SO funked UP

 

funk

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