Epic Quotes - Post Yours!

[∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮]

well, here is something my mom said to my little brother: "If you eat oranges and drink milk at the same time, your stomach will explode" does that make sense? 0.o

[Pikachu]

well' date=' here is something my mom said to my little brother: "If you eat oranges and drink milk at the same time, your stomach will explode" does that make sense? 0.o

[/quote']Hey, that's what my mum told me O.O

[∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮]

well' date=' here is something my mom said to my little brother: "If you eat oranges and drink milk at the same time, your stomach will explode" does that make sense? 0.o

[/quote']Hey, that's what my mum told me O.O

 

welll, my brother is 2, and this sounds a LOT funnier if you say it in Russian. like my mom did.I am Russian, if you have not figured out yet)

[Pikachu]

well' date=' here is something my mom said to my little brother: "If you eat oranges and drink milk at the same time, your stomach will explode" does that make sense? 0.o

[/quote']Hey, that's what my mum told me O.O

 

welll, my brother is 2, and this sounds a LOT funnier if you say it in Russian. like my mom did.I am Russian, if you have not figured out yet)

 

You remind me of James Bond saying that for some reason O.O

Me iz Chinese.....she says it like teh lulz

[∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮]

well' date=' here is something my mom said to my little brother: "If you eat oranges and drink milk at the same time, your stomach will explode" does that make sense? 0.o

[/quote']Hey, that's what my mum told me O.O

 

welll, my brother is 2, and this sounds a LOT funnier if you say it in Russian. like my mom did.I am Russian, if you have not figured out yet)

 

You remind me of James Bond saying that for some reason O.O

Me iz Chinese.....she says it like teh lulz

James bond sayd that? 0.o OMG.LOL.really?

[Pikachu]

well' date=' here is something my mom said to my little brother: "If you eat oranges and drink milk at the same time, your stomach will explode" does that make sense? 0.o

[/quote']Hey, that's what my mum told me O.O

 

welll, my brother is 2, and this sounds a LOT funnier if you say it in Russian. like my mom did.I am Russian, if you have not figured out yet)

 

You remind me of James Bond saying that for some reason O.O

Me iz Chinese.....she says it like teh lulz

James bond sayd that? 0.o OMG.LOL.really?

He njever said it, I just imagine him saying it.

 

Oh ya, epic quote from my club. We were discussing how cartoons suck with friendship powertalk:

 

Boy 1: Grrrr....this guy is tough

Boy 2 (in other place): I'm losing

Boy 3 (in OTHER PLACE?): I can't do it

*at last moment* All Boys: I CAN'T GIVE UP NOW' date=' I HAVE FRIENDS SUPPORTING ME. BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!

*all of them have super-saiyan powers*

*villians stare at them*

Villian 1: They are emos

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[Prince Poison]

The one in my sig....

[CeDeFiA]

What is this?! I've been waking up for 9 whole months just to go onto a forum?! Outrageous. Sure. I've had good times. 1. Yes; you've guessed it. I'm leaving---again. I WILL NOT BE BACK. 2.I will leave officially on December 25' date=' 2008.[/b'] Why, you ask? Many reasons that include: School, Holidays, Family, Friends, etc. Sure. I like this forum. I want to stay, but I ask myself, what's the purpose of waking up in the morning? Is it to feed the cats? No. Is it to get ready for school? 3. No. It's to get up and go onto a forum. Silly, right? No. I'm serious. I've tried to stop this many times, but I cannot. 4. But now--a month later--I have enough strength to leave and never come back. 5. I'm not insane. I just have a life, and I intend to use it to it's full extent. 7. I will never be back. 8. I will take a few days to officially leave, so don't get all pissed at me for not leaving-I will.

 

So Tiger, you left, again.

 

Now let me point out the flaws in your post.

 

1. Now, how many times have you said that? And you come back anyway.

 

2. I don't ask why, because I know. Your leaving on Christmas to make it seem like an "Epic" "So-called" leave.

 

3. Well, you may be the only one that gets on in the Morning. So, thats your own fault.

 

4. Hahaha, yeah right.

 

5. What does that have to do with anything?

 

6. LOL No you don't.

 

7. Again, you will come back.

 

8. Why not post this on the day you leave? Doesn't make you look as stupid.

[Guest PikaPerson01]

If you bring a human being to the brink of death, and then you offer a chance - no matter how small a chance - to survive, they'll grab it. And they'll thank you for it. And then … you can do whatever you want. And believe me … I did.

[╬「Selatcia」╬]

[spoiler=Gimme an "F"]

[spoiler=Gimme an "A"]

[spoiler=Gimme an "I"]

[spoiler=Gimme an "L"]

[spoiler=What does that Spell??]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait' date=' What if you attack with an Air Neos, While the opponet's lifepoints are 'INF'?

[/quote']

All cards on your side are destroyed by "I - Instant Destruction"

So I take it the effect of "FAIL" only lasts for as long as its on the field?

Yes, but anything you play gets destroyed by I - Instant Destruction ... which would mean that card would also be destoroyed ... and it would destroy itself and...

 

{Wow, not only do they fail you, they fail at trying to work together. Lol.}

[Raelen]

Another of my favorite quotes:

*facepalms* This is very similar to that Arby's commercial they did during the holidays for 5 roasted sandwiches for $5 (done like 8 years ago or so)

You know this is 100% Original' date=' right? =D

And anyone who facepalms without laughing is Failz.

[/quote']

 

*facepalms*

Ha, ha, ha! ^_^

[Cyber Altair]

Look at my sig. I won't be taking out the quotes anytime soon.

Something is only offensive if you think it is.

Your fat and ugly.

 

That was funny as hell.

 

lol' date=' thanks guys =D

 

Ben: So this girl came over to my house, crying.

Ben: I was making a sammich and she started crying on my shoulder

Random Guy: What happened?

Ben: She cried on my sammich, so I b------ slapped her.

Ben: She stopped crying

Random Guy:....What happened to the sammich?

 

<3 this =P

[Tabris]

Anything by The Will (when he's in his epic-world-destroyin' mood) is worth the quote.

 

And, yeah, get me the Facepalm Powder while we're at it. I see them thar crabs.

[Mr. Judgment Dragon]

Found another epic quote.

 

Okay' date=' I joined. My name is Spammer :lol:

Now let's attack with TROLLING! :D

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[Prada]

All those qoutes, save a few, are BS.

 

THIS is an epic qoute.

 

"Most people are quite dense. They like little white houses with big stained-glassed windows

and prefer to do their killing with looks and words behind one another's backs.

Welcome to my house. No secrets allowed. Here we all do our killing with guns and axes and knives.

It's more bloody than what most people are accustomed to, yes, but it's far less brutal."

- Barsidious White

[「tea.leaf」]

I don't get quoted, eh?

[Shrekstasy]

1/5 Noobs make it to 400 posts.

1/7 4 stars make it to 1000 posts.

1/20 of them make it to 5000 posts.

About 3-5 of those made it over 10,000.

[Raelen]

1/5 Noobs make it to 400 posts.

1/7 4 stars make it to 1000 posts.

1/20 of them make it to 5000 posts.

About 3-5 of those made it over 10' date='000.

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That's probably true.

 

Another fav is in my sig.

[Willieh]

http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-88623.html

 

This entire thread.

[Jericho]

Why so serious?

[Miazo]

Live for nothing' date='Die for something.[/quote']

[Jericho]

All those big cupcakes for everybody. I'll give everybody cupcakes!

[Miazo]

Change your passion for glory

[∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮]

one in meh sig :D

and, also, this: Quote='A wierdo i know' " whats dandruff 0.o?"

someone said that.here is another: "these cats have cracks in them" someone was commenting on a puzzle of cats, unfinished, and said that :D

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

one in meh sig :D

 

I feel love getting my butt kicked :D

 

On-Topic: Teh 2 in my sig