I hate kids

[Benraino]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little kids in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those kids that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little kids teeth as he was grinning at me like the little kid he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “CRAP! CRAP!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “CRAP! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! CRAP!”. By now, the kid is scared speechless and starts crying, and instantly, Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just messed up big time because his mom isn’t defending him. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my stuff from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the stupid person she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little kid must've gotten in a heap of trouble.

[Guest Tiger]

You iz mean...

[ragnarok1945]

actually it depends on the kid. Some know when they've crossed the line (depending on their age), others are blind to it

[Death Metal]

The HIV bit was lulzy. I have like 7 cousins around that age group and one of my cousin bit my finger and hit the bone....it sucked.

[Guest Tiger]

actually it depends on the kid. Some know when they've crossed the line (depending on their age)' date=' others are blind to it

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Did you even bother to read what he wrote?

[TAG]

I don't care whether or not this story is real. This is just too good.

 

Anyways, I hate it when little kids act like whiners. It reminds me of when I acted like that as a little kid. >_<

[ragnarok1945]

actually it depends on the kid. Some know when they've crossed the line (depending on their age)' date=' others are blind to it

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Did you even bother to read what he wrote?

 

Of course I did, he said a kid bit him till he bled

[Azuh]

I can't stand kids

 

They annoy the hell out of me, that i just want to go up to them, break their necks and walk off

 

And i hate parents who walk like in the middle of the isle and walk so slow that they have all year to go shopping. LIKE HURRY UP! I GOT THINGS TO DO!

 

Other things that are worse is when parents have those Double Prams things... oh, they really piss me off

[Yasu]

copypasta? -.-

[snake101]

well i am guessing both your stories are bull but in case their not the fact is the kid was probably really young and didn't know better and you could've handled the situation better and making a kid cry just to make yourself feel bad is kinda sad and hiv's nothing to joke about

you should have acted your age in that situation

[ragnarok1945]

even at such an age the kid should have known not to bite people. Serves him right if it backfired on him bigtime. Still, bringing HIV into it might have crossed the line

[Abstract [Atrocity]]

way to give non-consequential consequences to parents and kids who are out of control lol

if they can't keep control of their kids who're running about biting people on the lag and drawing blood, why not scare the hell out of them?

[ragnarok1945]

scaring the hell out of them is one thing, scaring them to the point where they think they'll inevitably die in a few years is quite another

[snake101]

well i have taken psycology and even learned that at that age they probably didn't know better

and even on the slight chance they did it was most likely a learned behavior the responsoble thing to do was to talk to the parent which this person aparently did not take the time to try and talk seriously about

[ragnarok1945]

how could they possible not know better when it comes to biting people?

 

Unless we're talking around the age of 4 or younger here

[Azerty-of-KoL]

This is kinda stereotypical since not all kids are like that(only the really bratty spoiled ones).

[Lazer Yoshi]

actually it depends on the kid. Some know when they've crossed the line (depending on their age)' date=' others are blind to it

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Did you even bother to read what he wrote?

Freakin' Kid bit him. Gotta teach the Idiot a lesson.

Anyways, I can't STAND these kind of kids. Mother should have her mouth taped shut.

[ragnarok1945]

no that's mean. Should have knocked all his teeth out. Remember, they're only baby teeth, so it's perfectly ok

[snake101]

how could they possible not know better when it comes to biting people?

 

Unless we're talking around the age of 4 or younger here

 

well my guess is their 4 or younger

[ragnarok1945]

*shrugs* Ok, I simply assumed they were 6 or something, and if that's true, they should have known better (or unless they're just mentally retarded)

[snake101]

well thats another thing that annoys me they could have been slow or have any other mental problems and he thought nothing of tromatizing the poor little kid

[Crystal Beast 123]

I don't know if you had to be that mean.

[Cyber Altair]

Well deserved lesson to kids =P

 

Shame it's a copypasta =\

[tonisanoob]

<3 this story now i want a toddler to bite me :|

[speznats]

i prefer not to let them get that close