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Oh yea....one day (Friday I think)' date=' I had a sex science lesson, then that night, I watch Pokemon Advanced (in Hoenn). Then...

 

I dreamed about May and Ash f***ing each other....(PIKACHU IS NOT INVOLVED!)

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Another sigable stuff from you!

 

But yeah, I hate nightmares... I had a nightmare last night O.O

 

Lol that was real, but do not sig it. People shall call me the 'Pika-perve'

 

....but that's sounds catchy....pika-perve pika-perve......ZOMGLOL

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Shall I call you Pika-perve from no on?

 

It's like music... It's got a rythm... Try:

 

Pika-perve, Pika-perve, Pika-perve, Pika-perve, Pika-perve, Pika-perve.

 

See?

 

But yes, I wasn't about to quote it because of the same thing. I iz not mean. Stealer, but noz mean =(

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Now that is a weird dream =/

 

I'm allergic to bees. One night' date=' I saw a nightmare that a giantic bee was after me. Then it ended =D

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The shock probably woke you up.

 

I had a similar dream where I was attacked by a swarm of killer bees, in which I was forced to jump into the pool with a plastic pipe (so I could use it to breathe out without resurfacing). Stayed down there for who knows how long and they didn't go away, then I woke up out of it

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I had a dream where I was at school, and it was all wierd looking, and....well, here's how it goes:

Me: What the hell is wrong with the school

Random person: Oh, teacher, he cursed!

Me: What the hell are you, and 1st grader? What if I said hell?

Teacher: *comes with whip* Is this true, did you say hell?

Me:Ummm....yeah?

Teacher: Good job! You deserve a sticker!

Me: WTF?

Teacher: *begins to whip random person*

Me: WTF?!

Teacher: You should take after -insert my name here- and start dursing more, you little f****r!

 

Wierdest dream eva... Specially cuz I was a Pikachu throughout the entire dream.. =/

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Interesting...Well' date=' the only good part about my dream was being a Pikachu. Man, I'd trade anything up to be a Pikachu.

 

 

Let me see if selling my soul can make me a Pikachu.........

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Yes yes, so you can electrocute people for your own enjoyment.

 

No, not for that. Is because Pikachus are so cute, and small, and cute. And if you are a Pikachu, you don't have to learn bug words. You say "Pika-pi. Pikachu!"

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Yeah well he dreampt he had a pikachu as a pet and it kept zapping him

 

For the love of god, learn to spell damn it -.-"

 

Anyways, I've only had a few weird dreams that I can remember, and those were during the time when I was sick.

 

One was that I and some other people (hell should I know who they were), and we were some rebellians against some Space Lord, if I remember right, it was kinda set into a Stargate-like theme.

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The 5% of dreams when people die where I'm not naked usually involve me torturing people, then just killing them when I get bored.

 

I usually dream every night, but as far as how many types of dreams I have, it's probably something like this.

 

10% - Me being naked, and usually someone being dead.

5% - Dreams where I kill or torture people for fun.

15% - Me ruling the world. How fun. Sometimes overlaps with the above two.

55% - Dreams that can't be described in words due to the complete insanity of them.

15% - Other.

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