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If you have been looking to Movies to give you prophetic advice, then this is all you need to know about how and when the world is going to end.

Also, I recommend listening to the song "End of the World (As We Know It)" whilst reading this piece.

[spoiler=Disclaimer] This is completely a joke to spoof theories about Global Warming, The End of the World in 2012, and other such contraversial nonsense.[/spoiler]

First, Global Warming will (finally) take noticeable effect and heat the world to a point where the Polar Ice Caps will melt and cause a massive flooding of the world.
(See the movie "A.I.-Artificial Intelligence" for details)

Later, the Global [b]Warming[/b] will cause a Global [b]Blizzard[/b] (Warming=Hot and Blizzard=Cold for some of the slower readers, Hot cancels out Cold for some of the even slower readers) with an effect similar to the movie "The Day After Tomorrow".

In 2012 (or as I have dubbed, "The Day After the Day After Tomorrow"), all the ice and snow that was left from the Global Blizzard will melt (because the water used in the Global floodings wasn't used in the Global Blizzard) and cause the flooding to exacerbate and remove all land from existance. (see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXa82AuwHU for more details)

And then there is "Water World". I really don't feel like summarizing that peace of crap movie for you, so you can subject yourself to that with your own will.

And that is essentially the end of the world as we know it. If you have any qualms about the validity of Global Warming or would like to have a mano-y-mano debate over whether or not I am right, please feel free to PM me.
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You remind me of that South Park Episode

Stan's Dad: When is Global Warming gonna happen?

Scientist: *looks at paper* It should be two days before the day after tomorrow.

Stan's Dad: OMG, IT'S TODAY! EVERYBODY RUN!

*everybody runs out of building*

*one mans runs a bit, then suffocates from nothing*

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Please' date=' their is no such thing as global warming, the Earth always heats up to block out the sun and cause the ice age. We are just speeding it up. Stupid Scientists.

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I'd like to make something clear here.

Please' date=' their is no such thing as global warming, the Earth always heats up to block out the sun and cause the ice age. [b']We are just speeding it up.[/b] Stupid Scientists.

That is global warming.

 

And what Earth does is produce algae to suck naturally occurring greenhouse gases out of the atmosphere, cooling the planet eight degrees or so. The algae then die from the cold, allowing the greenhouse gases to respawn, reheating the planet, and starting the whole process. This process effected the fall of the Roman and Byzantine empires, the European Renaissance, and the vanishing of those cliff people whose names I can't remember. So no, it doesn't produce heat to block the sun and cause Ice Ages (although that's the most insane theory I've ever heard).

 

The concept of global warming, btw, is that we're just screwing with it so badly it might fall a degree or two out of sync, thereby ending The World as We Know It. And I'm perfectly serious here; think a bit about fevers.

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This is completely a joke to spoof theories about Global Warming, The End of the World in 2012, and other such contraversial nonsense.

 

You idiots realize it said this in the opening post, right?

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[quote='megafiredoom' pid='1522232' dateline='1230499180']
If you have been looking to Movies to give you prophetic advice, then this is all you need to know about how and when the world is going to end.

Also, I recommend listening to the song "End of the World (As We Know It)" whilst reading this piece.

[spoiler=Disclaimer] This is completely a joke to spoof theories about Global Warming, The End of the World in 2012, and other such contraversial nonsense.[/spoiler]

First, Global Warming will (finally) take noticeable effect and heat the world to a point where the Polar Ice Caps will melt and cause a massive flooding of the world.
(See the movie "A.I.-Artificial Intelligence" for details)

Later, the Global [b]Warming[/b] will cause a Global [b]Blizzard[/b] (Warming=Hot and Blizzard=Cold for some of the slower readers, Hot cancels out Cold for some of the even slower readers) with an effect similar to the movie "The Day After Tomorrow".

In 2012 (or as I have dubbed, "The Day After the Day After Tomorrow"), all the ice and snow that was left from the Global Blizzard will melt (because the water used in the Global floodings wasn't used in the Global Blizzard) and cause the flooding to exacerbate and remove all land from existance. (see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXa82AuwHU for more details)

And then there is "Water World". I really don't feel like summarizing that peace of crap movie for you, so you can subject yourself to that with your own will.

And that is essentially the end of the world as we know it. If you have any qualms about the validity of Global Warming or would like to have a mano-y-mano debate over whether or not I am right, please feel free to PM me.
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ually. The Milkyway Galexy (That's our galexy and the Andromeda Galexy (That's the largest galexy in the universe) both on a collision course. Once we hit, our galexy will fling into abunch of scattered dust and whatever's left will be eaten by Andromeda.

As for Globel Warming, it's bullcrap.
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