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This is the 3rd thread I'm posting today.O_o

Damn I might even become active.:D

 

 

Ehm screwed-up reasoning coming ahead.:P

 

-Post here stating that you wish to get poisoned cookies.

-I tell you something I associate with you. Meh it's going to refer to the "language of plants" and such things, although I don't even believe in that.

-I post a recipe based on that ingredient, either something I found or made up myself.

-If you like it, you go to you mum/grandmum/greatgrandmum and tell her to do it. After all, you should always accept things from strangers, right?:D

 

Gogogo!

 

This is stupid.

This thread is now about baking. Post any recipes you have or ask questions if you don't know how to do certain things.

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Gimme the damn cookies now.

 

Recipe: Very Explosive Water.

 

Get a big bowl of water.

 

Drop some sodium in it (about a the size of your fist).

 

Stand back.

 

Drink what remains.

 

Sodium is for sissies. Potassium ignites.

 

I wanna see how this works. So, basically I just request? If so, requested. ;)

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Gimme the damn cookies now.

 

Recipe: Very Explosive Water.

 

Get a big bowl of water.

 

Drop some sodium in it (about a the size of your fist).

 

Stand back.

 

Drink what remains.

 

Sodium is for sissies. Potassium ignites.

 

I wanna see how this works. So' date=' basically I just request? If so, requested. ;)

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That's deadly though.

 

I dun wanna get sued.

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How to make a cookie Twisted will eat:

 

Ingredients:

3 eggs

3 eggheads

1 n00b

6 rappers

4 bags of flour

42 rasiens

Fire

 

Crack the eggs in to a bowl, crack the skulls of the eggheads and pour their brains into the bowl.

Place 1 n00b into a blender, when done, pour into bowl.

Pour all the flour into the bowl.

Slowly stir for 6-7 minutes.

Cook on fire for 3-5 minutes,

Place rappers on flames for 20 minutes or until golden brown.

Place rappers in sewer with garbage on them, lay rat-poison on them (for more info, read "To kill a rat").

Place raisans on cookies.

Shoot yourself.

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Wait, what kind of crap is this?T.T

I must have been drunk when I posted this or something.=/

 

So ehm... Yeah.=/

 

EDIT: This thread is stupid. I'm not sure if you guys got what this is all about. Actually I'm not sure if I got it myself.

 

This is now about baking. Post recipes or anything you would like to know related to cookies.

If you want to know how to make muffins or whatever, I can tell you.

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