jcns731 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 ok so if i say i had a sheep and chuck norris ate it what is this topic about? as you as you though its bout...... sheep! :P no just lying its CN jokes otherwise chuck norris jokes chuck norris doesnt baby sit he sits on babieswhen CN was denied an egg mcmuffin at mcdonalds at 11:35 he roundhouse kicked the mcdonalds into a wendysCN doesnt get frostbite he bites frostOuter space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Chuck Norris doesnt have a CTRL button on his keyboard. Thats because Chuck Norris is always in control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't do Math Problems, he just divides by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcns731 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 lol nice 1's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maliki Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey Chuck Norris has the uncanny ability to blow bubbles using children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Chuck Norris froze a Cucumber by microwaving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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