Sander Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 What if zombies become real and invade the world. Imagine, you see an zombie horde coming your way. Do you: A. Take a shotgun.B. Run away for help.C. Let them be and be consumed. Obviously, seeing how people are afraid of anything new, you would choose A. But hear me out, zombies are just trying to survive. Brains for them is like water and food for us. Don't be afraid off the zombies because they are trying to survive an live like the Humans to. Take this as an example, you are an zombie, you are just waltzing around the city, eating brains, just having some fun, but then, out of nowhere, an angry mob of people is facing you down with god now what they got their hands on for weapons and you get killed. Would you like it? Let me just say this, Zombies are people too. They are just Necro-Challenged. So the next time you imagine blasting a zombie's brain out with a shotgun, just stop and have a moment's sympathy. I do hope I got through to some of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I lol'd. It's true if it would have ever happened. Then again, If you can't beat them, join them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I pick choice D. D. Sit on my roof, while I watch all the zombies either get shot, or eat all the humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliminateHRN Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I'd pick C. God, I wish Zombies were real. I also wish Dragons were real. That would make my life epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 E I would give the zombie a pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 E I would give the zombie a pie. Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Blaze Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 F Show the girl zombies a good time. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t.. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Eat your heart out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t.. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Eat your heart out. funking awesome. Let's become zombies and stitch ourselves together to make a giant zombie to funking rule the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 F Show the girl zombies a good time. ;) F(1). Get AIDS in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Blaze Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 F Show the girl zombies a good time. ;) F(1). Get AIDS in the process. F(2). Check if the girl zombies have aids if they don't then show them a good time. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Card-Master Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Look at some of my cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 F Show the girl zombies a good time. ;) F(1). Get AIDS in the process. F(2). Check if the girl zombies have aids if they don't then show them a good time. ;) F(3). Die of some other infection caught from having sex with a corpse. Look at some of my cards. Your cards suck and are in the wrong section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Blaze Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Oh stop looking on the bad side of it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I'd consume the zombies. I'm hungry, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Look at some of my cards. OH NOAZ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 A couple things: Zombie breakout would never happen on such a scale as to threaten the world.2. Zombies are dead, and therefore do not need brains to survive. They just like them.3. Zombies aren't that deadly, and will remain undeadly until they have the ability to use weapons, which at that point, their intelligence level is high enough that I'm perfectly OK with becoming one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t.. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Eat your heart out. thats not zombie...thats some mind infected psycho bastards........zombie dont exist.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t.. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Eat your heart out. thats not zombie...thats some mind infected psycho b****es........zombie dont exist.. It's the same thing. Zombies don't exist' date=' they [b']can exist.[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t..... You are on a forum based around createing cards from a children's card game from Japan...And besides' date=' modern zombies eat the flesh more than the brains. Although brains are high in hormones that keep zombies going. F Show the girl zombies a good time. ;) Attention everybody; this is the neighborhood watch comitee reminding everyone that necrophilia is still illegal. Thank you and have a nice day. A couple things: Zombie breakout would never happen on such a scale as to threaten the world.2. Zombies are dead' date=' and therefore do not need brains to survive. They just like them.3. Zombies aren't that deadly, and will remain undeadly until they have the ability to use weapons, which at that point, their intelligence level is high enough that I'm perfectly OK with becoming one of them.[/quote']1) The Zombie virus is usually protrayed as extremely contagous (although only through the passage of fluids) and acts quickly. At 12 hours, your body becomes feverish. At 24 hours, you go into a coma, at 36 hours, you die, and at 48 hours you rise as a zombie.2) A zombie's body is technically dead (lack of heartbeat and lung action) and the brain has turned into a virus colony (viruses aren't truely alive). So, the zombie cannot produce the hormones to keep it "alive", and therefore needs the brains of living creatures to supply the hormones.3) See #1, also zombies mass together, and there is no vaccine for the virus. zombie dont exist...how would ppl know what they need to survive anywe...brains=food....... this is just make up sh!t.. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Eat your heart out. thats not zombie...thats some mind infected psycho b****es........zombie dont exist.. For someone named "Phantasy Dreamer", you are surprisingly close-minded to the types of "Phantasies" other people "Dream". I like zombies.They are way cooler than robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 G: Call Johhny Rotten, Ringo Starr, Jim Carey, Drew Barrymore, and Devon Workheiser, just to team up and kick the Crap out of the Zombies. And beat it back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I would change A into: Get an Uzi with infinite ammo BOXHEAD FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 G: Call Johhny Rotten' date=' Ringo Starr, Jim Carey, Drew Barrymore, and Devon Workheiser, just to team up and kick the Crap out of the Zombies. And beat it back in.[/quote'] Your list is lacking Chuck Noris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 T_T No one laughed (or probably cared) at my Lanipator referance T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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