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As Dexter exited his lab, he found Steve and Joe waiting outside, now they may have seemed like an odd trio, and you know what? They were. Dexter, being the 7 foot nerd, Steve being the 4 foot punk and Joe being the 6 foot guy with a lot of common sense, fate probably brought these random dudes together because they all have qualities the others lack. Such as Dexter actually listened in class, whilst the other two twiddled their fingers and got ready for the finger twiddling Olympics.

But now we should move on from the silly stuff about fingers and talk about what happened when Dexter exited his lab. Well, he saw a big black thing that was a hole. He said, “look”, and they looked. Steve immediately ran and jumped in, not quite being as heroic as all that because he was so short, and I mean short. Being the bad friends they were, Bob and Joe did not jump in after him, but instead sat down and watched the new Simpson episode.

After that, their house was sucked into the portal, and when they arrived, they no longer got television and the lights went out.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”, they shouted together. Then Steve appeared and said, “You should make a choir, you sing in unison so well.” It was so funny to watch what happened next, Dexter ran at Steve but Steve just said, “Toro, Toro”, as if he were bull fighting. But Joe jumped at him and took him down, twisted his arm and then started strangling him.

“You little thing, you little tiny thing.” It was hilarious!

 

After strangling Steve half to death, he ate what little food they had then went outside. He met a 1-foot dude with a 1-foot mohawk! His name was Machos Portos.

Machos Portos said, “I brought you here dude, hey, hey down here,” as Machos Portos tried to get Joe and Steve’s attention, which you should appreciate the difficulty, being 1 foot tall. Steve went exploring, but fell off a cliff.

Nahh, just joking, actually, not joking but he didn’t die, he just fell right back on top of them, but none of his bones were broken. You know what is funny about this world, it is made of food. No actually I made an error typing, it wasn’t made of food, zzzzzzzzzzz.

Sorry, must have dozed off for a bit, stupid computer types whatever it hears, well, where was I? Oh yes. Don’t read this book, the characters are too cool and the plot is too way good plus the grammar is only worth about 10¢. Actually, buy this book what’s your face! Well back to the basic plot.

Joe had just found Machos Portos A.K.A. Machos Nachos, Machos Timos and Machos Reallos. But forget that, we can just call him Machos Portos.

“So this, this place is made of…” But the rest was cut off because a loud bang or explosion happened very conveniently.

“What was that?’ asked Joe. He had heard the sound too.

In the distance, near the mountains that looked like they were made of… BANG!!!!! God that is inconvenient, ah well, on with the plot! Joe, Dexter, Steve and Machos Portos (no offence, I save the best for last) hurried over to the mountains and met some locals that looked ‘Greeny Yellowish Purple’ or so Steve says. They called themselves ‘Da Pur’.

But I keep getting side tracked.

So these Da Pur were a very strange species. One of them was named Bob. Now Bob was an unusually foolish and stupid and just said duh. But another was named Joey and he was exceptionally smart, but he was made to say only zeros and ones. But the third was named Hugede and boy did he talk quick so they were all useless. So our heroes set off to find people who actually could tell them where they were.

But the Da Pur turned out to travel in threes and always act like the ones they had met. Now finally our heroes met ‘Da Par’ who were the exact opposite, meaning to say one said hud, the other spoke in eights and nines the third talked too slow to understand and in Steve’s words they were ‘Purply Greenish Yellow’. But that was just Steve.

But our heroes (who never do anything) set off to find understandable locals (or so they called them). In the end they only found Nothing, who happened to be Italian so he was no use.

So out of No-place came another portal, so No-place was mad. But our heroes left him alone and jumped into it.

THE END... FOR NOW

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Okay' date=' now you're just spamming. =/

 

tl;dr version: 3 stupid people get sucked into a portal or something, and stupid s*** happens. The end.

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You skipped all the humor

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You're very welcome

Well it went from strange to random toward the end' date=' but seems okay I guess.

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Thanks, i guess

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A WILD WALL OF TEXT APPEARED.

WALL OF TEXT USES CONTENT.

FRLF USES TL;DR.

WALL OF TEXT DIED.

FRLF GAINED +1 POST!

FRLF IS EVOLVING...

TADA, YOUR FRLF EVOLVED INTO A SPAMBOT!

 

Nah j/k.

This was pretty awkward.

Work on it.

Also on formating =P.

This type of stories are boring for me =/.

 

I wouldn't read the sequel tho. D:

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