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[align=center] SURVIVOR-Tocantins

 

As we all know, the newest season is starting.

This season, Survivors will be resigning in Tocantins, a Brazillian country with some of the...most entertaining.. weather conditions in South America.

16 people will be on this newest shows. They are as follows:

 

Benjamin "Coach" Wade (Women's soccer coach. Appropriate for an obviously gay man.)

 

Brendan Synnott (Entrepreneur [on-tra-pre-newer, for you slower readers])

 

Candace Smith (Attorny, always good to have a smartass)

 

Carolina Eastwood (Bartender, A drunk?)

 

Debbie Beebee (School Principal. Yes, that'll be helpful, perhaps she could bor the competition to death.)

 

Erinn Lobdell (Hairstylist, OH NOEZ, I IZ IN THE WILDERNESS, I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, I HAZ 1 HAIR OUT OF PLACE)

 

Jerry Sims (Army Sargent)

 

Joe Dowdle (Real Estate Salesman)

 

JT (Cattle Rancher, fat man.)

 

Sandy Burgin (Bus Driver.....wait, what? Don't bus drivers sit on their asses all day?)

 

Sierra Reed (Model. Looks like Sugar, from last season.)

 

Spencer Duhm (Student.....Don't get me started on this one, lol)

 

Stephen Fishbach (Coprate Consultant and professional homo)

 

Sydney Wheeler (Another model...possible lesbian porn?)

 

Taj Johnson-George (Pop star? More like professional ugo. Screams SEX CHANGES R US, don't it?)

 

Tyson Apostol (Cyclist, I spy a gay threeway)

 

Anyway, I'll be summarizing the episodes each week, use this thread to discuss the awesomeness of Survivor, who's gonna win, who sucks, the hottness of Sierra and french fries.

 

[spoiler=Week 1]

We started off with two teams, the Jalapaos and Timbiras, grabbed whatever they could off of their last bus of supplies. Timbiras got the most important stuff, food water and all that. Jalapaos managed to grab the crap that would make their camp look good.

Immediately after getting their supplies, both teams voted off a player...or did they? The two people with the most votes were Sandy, the ass-sitting, jabroni of a bus driver and the Sierra, the mega-hot model. As it turns out, instead of being voted out, these two got to ride in a helicopter to their camps, instead of walking a 4 hour (min.) hike.

Speaking of that hike, Jalapaos took like, 4 hours, Timbiras took like, 6.

After being transported to their camps, Sandy and Mega-hottie, Sierra got a choice, Find an immunity idol or set up camp. Extremely hot Sierra decided to build camp. Sandy, however, looked for the idol. All she had to do is find a stick in the sand and dig. She couldn't do it. After about a day of looking, she found the stick. The next clue said she had to walk 10 paces, then look for a palm tree. For one thing, she didn't know what a 'pace' was. For another thing, she didn't know what a 'palm tree' looked like. She didn't find it.

They had their first challenge, later. The challenge was get some steps, build some stairs, and solve some maze. Mega-hottie Sierra did a good job making some stairs, and Timbira won. The Jalapaos had to go to tribal council that night. I'm not sure when, but during the 3 days they had at the island, the bartender turned jabroniy and got herself voted off. HELLO, GET RID OF THE LAZY-ASS BUS DRIVER, IDIOTS.

Pretty good start, I for one am rooting for Sierra, for reasons of hotness, and Tibira.

 

 

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No, "Survivor is sheet" sheet. I ban it from this thread.

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Well after about the 9th season, It gets old and redundant.

yeah, yeah you like the super-model, w/e.

 

THe only good seasons of Survivor were the guy who faked his grandma's death and the one i won a bet on

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Well after about the 9th season' date=' It gets old and redundant.

yeah, yeah you like the super-model, w/e.

 

THe only good seasons of Survivor were the guy who faked his grandma's death and the one i won a bet on

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Hey baka, your faggatory has obviously blinded you from the last sentence in the first post.

 

Let me point that out for you

 

No, "Survivor is s***" s***. I ban it from this thread
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Hey fa****' date=' your faggatory has obviously blinded you from the last sentence in the first post.

 

Let me point that out for you

 

No, "Survivor is s***" s***. I ban it from this thread

 

Well it should have been bigger and more obvious. I could have sworn the post ended after the week 1 spoiler. Just expressing my opinion, but i'll stop seeing as you "ban" it.

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Hey fa****' date=' your faggatory has obviously blinded you from the last sentence in the first post.

 

Let me point that out for you

 

No, "Survivor is s***" s***. I ban it from this thread

 

Well it should have been bigger and more obvious. I could have sworn the post ended after the week 1 spoiler. Just expressing my opinion, but i'll stop seeing as you "ban" it.

 

I fergot, baka can't read small writing.

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