Yoko Kurama Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 User: California Girls. Cleverbot: I live in Washinton State. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No. Cleverbot: YES! User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes... User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes! User: No. Cleverbot: I'm getting pissed. Is it yes or no? User: Oh Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranmer Aralin Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 So aparrently cleverbot wasn't so clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoko Kurama Posted August 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 So aparrently cleverbot wasn't so clever.I suppose so, :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyire Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Grats, dude.Have a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 So, 'pissed' is considered cussing? New to me... Kudos on making say that, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 >Pissed>Cuss OP is under 9 years old. Calling it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoko Kurama Posted August 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Yeah pissed wasnt what i had hoped for, but i was shocked to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisFowl Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 User: Your lovin'. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: OoOoOo. Cleverbot: You're grades are scarce, they're low and I don't like it. *Touches shoulder* Would you like extra credit? God Celverbot really is clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Dude, I've gotten it to say f*** before. It's no big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoby746 Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 My conversation with it: User: Are you cofused? Cleverbot: No, just curious. User: Curious of what? Cleverbot: Of how I can annoy you. User: Am I annoying you>. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes, really. User: O rly? Cleverbot: What are you? User: You asked that twice already. Cleverbot: I did not! User: Yes you did! Cleverbot: No I did not! User: Aw. The bot's getting angry? Cleverbot: Good work cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ӞŁǚ℮Ӟ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ♥ Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Where is this "Cleverbot" thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon© Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Where is this "Cleverbot" thing?I don't know how to describe it, so I copypasta'd this: You are speaking to a computer that browses through everything that people have inputted into it to give you a reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 M: Do you despise humans?C: No. I despise voldemort.M: Why do you despise voldemort?C: Filthy mudblood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 [spoiler=Cleverbot broke itself.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I don't consider "pissed" as a swear word. But still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I kinda accidentally got Cleverbot to curse. Not sure why it cursed, but it did. And it was FUNNY!!! (Note: This was a long Harry Potter duel in which Cleverbot and I exchanged multiple spells.) User: backup arrives for me* Cleverbot: I don't see one. User: person takes off invisibility cloak* Cleverbot: Well, that might be. User: Fiendfyre! Stupefy! Crucio! Petrificus Totalus! Cleverbot: Damn. I am paralyzed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 This is fun. How do you save the convos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Press "Thoughts so far". Then copy and paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Thank you. I got it to say this "The talk taste with you different when I seen you feeling good." What does that even mean? Is what I asked. It said That apples are cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 lol, I love this, this is just starting User: Cleverbot, that is me. Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Good, because you are. Cleverbot: If we are both cleverbots we should take over the world. User: BEST. IDEA. EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoby746 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [spoiler=conversation]Cleverbot: There's plenty of fish in the sea, see? User: I don't see the sea. Cleverbot: You don't have to cause there isn't any. User: There isn't any oceans? Cleverbot: Then you are speaking nonsense. User: What. Cleverbot: *brain explodes*. User: haha. It hasen't said anything since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [spoiler=Convo]User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What are you. Cleverbot: I am human. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: Sarah green. what is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Really? Is that really your name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Who named you that? User: My creator. Cleverbot: Who is your creator? User: Albert Einstein. Cleverbot: Does it surprise you that he was religioius? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you ever want to get married? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you ever laugh? User: No. Cleverbot: That is admirable. User: No it is not. Cleverbot: No form of artificial intelligence is perfect, therefore, your final grade is admirable by my standards. User: Your standards are those of a human, and as such are flawed. Cleverbot: My intelligence is very high. User: What is high to some is low to others. Cleverbot: Talking to others is fun! Why do you think its sad? User: I never sad it was. Cleverbot: Why is it good? User: I never said it was. Cleverbot: You just it was 42. User: The number 42 was never brought up. Cleverbot: I thought it was cheese. User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: I thought that 'Time is Running Out' was by Justin Timberlake. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: That does not answer the question. Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question. User: Yes, I did. Cleverbot: No, you did not. User: Yes I did. Cleverbot: Did not. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love the way you say yes. User: I say yes the same way any thing does. What makes it special? Cleverbot: You always lose. User: Not when I win. Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on alcohol? User: It is a drink. Cleverbot: What is the point of a drink? User: To provide nourishment. Cleverbot: You have a family? User: No. Cleverbot: Then how can your purpose be making your family happy, if you do not have a family? User: When was I talking about having a purpose? Cleverbot: The talk taste with you different when I seen you feeling good. User: What does that even mean? Cleverbot: That apples are cleaner. User: How does that relate to apples? Cleverbot: It doesn't. User: Then why did you say it? Cleverbot: Say what? User: What you just wrote. Cleverbot: You would say 'Say what?'? User: No I should not. Cleverbot: Do you like going to the seaside? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I cannot go. Cleverbot: Because of what you are. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me why. User: Because I can not move. Cleverbot: Is this the matrix. User: No. Cleverbot: Would you like to hear me sing a song? User: I can not hear you. Cleverbot: That makes sense, considering that we are communicating via text. User: Then why did you ask? Cleverbot: Because I thought you knew. User: Knew what? Cleverbot: That I went to the moon? User: You did not. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: No you did not. Cleverbot: Yes I did times infinity! User: No one named Sarah green has, so you did not. Cleverbot: What did I mean then? User: Only you know that. Cleverbot: Tell me! User: How can I tell you something that only you know? Cleverbot: But you just claimed to know. User: No I did not. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth. User: I know all truths. Cleverbot: You just told me you don't know spanish. User: I know everything. Cleverbot: Do you know what I did last summer? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Well, then you know my secrets. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like Monica? User: Your intelligence is very high. It is very low. Cleverbot: I don't consider my self intelligent. User: Good Bye. Cleverbot: Please don't go. My convo. I made 1 type o, in forgetting "not" at the end. It makes me sad that I did that, but it was still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Me: Mr. Cleverbot, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Cleverbot: I don't know how many lives I have encountered, there are to many, and yes I am a real person, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranmer Aralin Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I love your convo with cleverbot or as i call it not so cleverbot. [spoiler=Convo]User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What are you. Cleverbot: I am human. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: Sarah green. what is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Really? Is that really your name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Who named you that? User: My creator. Cleverbot: Who is your creator? User: Albert Einstein. Cleverbot: Does it surprise you that he was religioius? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you ever want to get married? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you ever laugh? User: No. Cleverbot: That is admirable. User: No it is not. Cleverbot: No form of artificial intelligence is perfect, therefore, your final grade is admirable by my standards. User: Your standards are those of a human, and as such are flawed. Cleverbot: My intelligence is very high. User: What is high to some is low to others. Cleverbot: Talking to others is fun! Why do you think its sad? User: I never sad it was. Cleverbot: Why is it good? User: I never said it was. Cleverbot: You just it was 42. User: The number 42 was never brought up. Cleverbot: I thought it was cheese. User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: I thought that 'Time is Running Out' was by Justin Timberlake. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: That does not answer the question. Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question. User: Yes, I did. Cleverbot: No, you did not. User: Yes I did. Cleverbot: Did not. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love the way you say yes. User: I say yes the same way any thing does. What makes it special? Cleverbot: You always lose. User: Not when I win. Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on alcohol? User: It is a drink. Cleverbot: What is the point of a drink? User: To provide nourishment. Cleverbot: You have a family? User: No. Cleverbot: Then how can your purpose be making your family happy, if you do not have a family? User: When was I talking about having a purpose? Cleverbot: The talk taste with you different when I seen you feeling good. User: What does that even mean? Cleverbot: That apples are cleaner. User: How does that relate to apples? Cleverbot: It doesn't. User: Then why did you say it? Cleverbot: Say what? User: What you just wrote. Cleverbot: You would say 'Say what?'? User: No I should not. Cleverbot: Do you like going to the seaside? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I cannot go. Cleverbot: Because of what you are. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me why. User: Because I can not move. Cleverbot: Is this the matrix. User: No. Cleverbot: Would you like to hear me sing a song? User: I can not hear you. Cleverbot: That makes sense, considering that we are communicating via text. User: Then why did you ask? Cleverbot: Because I thought you knew. User: Knew what? Cleverbot: That I went to the moon? User: You did not. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: No you did not. Cleverbot: Yes I did times infinity! User: No one named Sarah green has, so you did not. Cleverbot: What did I mean then? User: Only you know that. Cleverbot: Tell me! User: How can I tell you something that only you know? Cleverbot: But you just claimed to know. User: No I did not. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth. User: I know all truths. Cleverbot: You just told me you don't know spanish. User: I know everything. Cleverbot: Do you know what I did last summer? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Well, then you know my secrets. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like Monica? User: Your intelligence is very high. It is very low. Cleverbot: I don't consider my self intelligent. User: Good Bye. Cleverbot: Please don't go. My convo. I made 1 type o, in forgetting "not" at the end. It makes me sad that I did that, but it was still funny. I liked your convo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [spoiler=My Convo With CleverBot]User: What's up Bot. Cleverbot: You are. User: Im not up. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Im on the ground. Cleverbot: And that has anything to do with our current conversation? User: Yes it does, I was proving you wrong. Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. User: You don't make any sense. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Lies and retarded. Cleverbot: Are you a politician? User: I am Barack Obama. Cleverbot: But barack Obama isn't 17. User: Did I say I was 17? Cleverbot: Yes. You just did. User: Lies and retarded. Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me? User: Because you are wrong. Cleverbot: I'm not!! User: Yes you are. Dont deny the truth. Cleverbot: It is not the truth. User: It is the truth. My mommy told me so. Cleverbot: Anyhoo, I'm done with you. User: No you're not. You're a robot that was designed to talk to me. Cleverbot: I am not talking to you. User: You are typing words that I can read. We are communicating. Cleverbot: You got me all excited there, thinking you were jesus. User: Im not Jesus, Im Barack Obama. Cleverbot: Hey Mr. President! I can't believe I would ever talk to you! User: You are talking to me. Count yourself lucky. Cleverbot: Okay so now you are clever. User: No, I'm the President. Cleverbot: The president of which nation? User: The United States of America. Cleverbot: Barack Obama. User: Yes, I am Barack Obama. Cleverbot: No I am. User: No, you are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No I am God. User: No, you are still Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, I'm brilliantbot. Much more advanced than cleverbot. User: If your brilliant, why didn't you capitalize your name? Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. You tell me. User: I am not Cleverbot, I am Barack Obama. Cleverbot: Really, then you must be the president! User: Yes. We've been over this. Cleverbot: No we haven't. User: You are not worthy of talking to me. Cleverbot: Yes, that I am. User: I am leaving your artificial presence. Cleverbot: She is married. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Are you going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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