M. Night Shyamalan Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Hello. My name is N. Night Shyamalan, brother of acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan. As some of you may know, M. recently took a two day sabbatical in order to find himself. Tragically, what he found was the bottom of the Pacific Ocean in a scuba-diving accident. In light of this, we as a family have decided that it would be for the best if I take over this account in order to finish out my brother's little carnival game, before closing it for good. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Please tell me this is all an elaborate plot twist worthy of acclaimed writer and director M. Knight Shyamalan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Night Shyamalan Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Please tell me this is all an elaborate plot twist worthy of acclaimed writer and director M. Knight Shyamalan! Aha! Sadly, however, M. really is gone. I'm sure he's watching over us now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavius Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 So, it would begin. While I hope this is somehow one strange plot twist and he comes back from perceived death, I would suggest that you keep an eye out for danger. In replacing him, it is possible that you now have placed the target once on him upon yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 rest in pepperonis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Solemn TwistCounter Trap CardWhen M. Night Shyamalan's plot twist would be Summoned; negate the Summon, and if you do, destroy it, and if you do that, destroy all movies directed by not so great M. Night Shyamalan. I'm ending this once and for all! For my fellow comrades... For my childhood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Don't worry folks it's a hoax http://en.mediamass.net/people/m-night-shyamalan/deathhoax.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Night Shyamalan Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 So, it would begin. While I hope this is somehow one strange plot twist and he comes back from perceived death, I would suggest that you keep an eye out for danger. In replacing him, it is possible that you now have placed the target once on him upon yourself. Again I must sadly reiterate the truth of M.'s passing. rest in pepperonis Thank you for your kind words. Solemn TwistCounter Trap CardWhen M. Night Shyamalan's plot twist would be Summoned; negate the Summon, and if you do, destroy it, and if you do that, destroy all movies directed by not so great M. Night Shyamalan. I'm ending this once and for all! For my fellow comrades... For my childhood... Aha! A fine jape. Thank you for giving us all a lift in this trying time. Don't worry folks it's a hoax http://en.mediamass.net/people/m-night-shyamalan/deathhoax.html If only it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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