Apostle of Calamity
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Oh God now he's going off about somebody named Welsh or something like that. LOL
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I see. I have just been hanging out with Hubby around the mansion/house/depends. Place was flooded today because of Tropical Storm Isaac. People getting stuck in front of our gate was funny! XD
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The building wasn't flooded I meant to say the road around the building.
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I think he is finally tired. night yall.
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"I have absolutely no pockets of sunshine so Natasha can shove it!"
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Signing off now. C YA!
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"Holy crap you hit something!" "Oh my God who did I run over?" "Bella!" "Is she dead?" "No! She is stil breathing." "Crap. Alright hold on I am going to make another run and will see if she dies then."
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"Everything okay?" "No! Everyones gone skizo! At school, fights everywhere, people making out, teachers are apathetic!" "So like a normla school then?"
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"I say cut the Blue wire." *Cuts blue wire* "Launch Code Override Initiated." "YES!" "Weapon Launching In 7 Hours." "Okay no more cutting wires."
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*Bites all of the wires.*
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*presses the big red button*
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-eats fish sticks and custard and at the last second does something to save the day-
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That was one of the most hilarious Partie's ever!
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So in order to train our dog I got this beeper that releases a sound that only dogs can hear that annoys them to know end. Well as it turns out even though it says "Inaudible to humans" my boyfriend happens to be the only one who can hear it and it annoys him. LOL!
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IKR It's freaking hilarious!
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I need to switch my insult for him to b*tch.
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lol
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So for the first time I drank alcohol. Lets just say I am never doing that again. That s*** is awful!
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@Majestic You sound like my boyfriend five minutes before I told him to calm down and I took a drink.
@Agro I'll do it.
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I don't drink. I don't intend to drink. But as long as alcahol is around, I put full support behind Miller.
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@Agro I can understand this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns What the F*ck is wrong with this woman?
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Strike Witches card set coming up. I think I will use MSE2 instead of the YMC Generator though.
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Hentai is just a video of two people having sex and them stating the obvious.
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Poor majestic lol
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You really can't.
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Fair enough :)
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So I was playing MW2 (For nostalgia purposes) and I completed a challenge where I got a title that said "My Little PWNY". Most amazing title ever.
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I know.
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:)
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I've been happily bearing that title for as long as I can remember.
