- Official Dream Thread -

[harhar]

There is no real set of Rules to the Internet' date=' only a standard 3 on which everyone agrees (1, 2, and 34) and some bullshit rules that came out of nowhere. There have been countless renderings of the rules, all of which have sucked balls in one way or another, the earliest originating from IRC faggotry. Nonetheless, since all 13-year-old boys subconsciously crave supervision because their parents are physically and emotionally unavailable ([b']much like converts to Islam crave direction in a world gone mad after leaving the family hugbox[/b]), The Rules of the Internet have become a virtual Internets Ten Commandments for them.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet

 

 

Islam will guide them to the right direction.(Religious Haris Alert)

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Internet rules are funny btw.

[Dweller of Parables]

Pics/vids or it didn't happen right?

Hmmm...my dream of my grandpa being attacked by a GIANT PIGEON!!!

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

I don't look at porn! >=O

 

I am no pervert.

 

Although I'd look at porn of Faint's friend. (Can't remember her name.) Oh' date=' and Clariex. (She's hot.)

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Oh please, you have a weird obsession with gender switches. That dream has to be your child long dream come true.

 

Who are you? How would you know if it was?

 

I'll give you a hint. Necro. It really shouldn't be that tough to figure it out.

[Death Metal]

I had a dream that I fell off a canyon cause I tripped over a rock.....then I woke up. Best dream ever.

[Lazer Yoshi]

I once had a dream where I I kept hearing these random screams in pure blackness.

I woke up. I started walking around my house, and starting hearing screams.

Boy, was I tired. :lol:

[Whitey]

The weirdest I had was after I watched a Pokemon Movie, and a Scary Movie, and it was me vs. the killer Pikachus o.o

[Mr. Judgment Dragon]

And what's wrong with being a girl in a dream? :P

 

Nothing is wrong. It is actually rather normal for at least 1 girl to be in one of my dreams.

[Saturn of Elemia]

I once dreamed that I was a taco and, through some strange logic, I ate myself.

[Atomix]

I once dreamed that I was a taco and' date=' through some strange logic, I ate myself.

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Your not the first.

[bury the year]

I was in this weird zoo, and a couple of Bengal tiger cubs (the white ones) kept following me around, trying to pounce on me, yet they couldn't end up jumping on me. Then I was stuck under this massive cage of snakes, which opened up and dumped all the snakes on me.

 

I'm deathly afraid of snakes. Now I'm home sick today.

[JG.]

I was in this weird zoo' date=' and a couple of Bengal tiger cubs (the white ones) kept following me around, trying to pounce on me, yet they couldn't end up jumping on me. Then I was stuck under this massive cage of snakes, which opened up and dumped all the snakes on me.

 

I'm deathly afraid of snakes. Now I'm home sick today.

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What's wrong with you? Snakes are awesome!

 

My wierdest dream ever was when I was like 9 years old (Yes, I can still remember it!), and I was alone in the car and suddenly it started rolling down the hill, and then some wombat started smashing the windows. I was like WTF!?

[Doomboi]

My nightmare (happened at least 4 years ago):

I was at school hanging out with my friends, the principle was calling people on a podium for goodbyes. One of my friends asked "hey you've forgotten you pants!" I looked and saw that he was correct and started trying to hide but before I found a hiding place the principle called me up on the podium. I got up trying to hide my underwear under my shirt. The principle said "Why are you so short? Stand up straight." I had no other option but to follow his orders...

[∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮]

I dreamed i was in a Jelly world, and had to jump in a lake to escape a shark.

Sharks don't live in lakes, i wonder why i dreamed this...

[J123]

I dreamt I was spider fu*kin man and ombies were chasing me. Eventually I got tired of running, then I woke up. :/

[Infinitus]

one of my dreams, the world was bieng taken over (and they weren't using ships or tanks, but they had pistols) and me and my friend were running from a girl with a gun, and we go to a parking lot, and i ask "where are we running" and he says " a one way ticket out of here" as he pulls the keys to my mom's jeep out of his pocket ( What the.. ) and unlocks it, he throws me in the back and he locks it, the girl was right behind us, and she uses her pistol and kills my friend, she unlocks the car, shoots me, but she missed, so i fake bieng dead and fall on the seat, and i woke up

[Tekken Ham]

I had a dream a few weeks ago where I was working in a hotel. It was a very nice hotel and it was good pay. It also had an oddly placed boiler room and a staircase that you couldn't get too.

 

So, a plane crashed into the hotel. Like 9/11. So I tried to run out. I ended up going past the boiler room and escaped to safety. But there were alot more but I can't remember it. =/

[Amethyst Phoenix]

Lol my dreams are pretty wild.

Some involve cat girls.

Some involve fine leather shoes, business suits, and wine and cheese platters.

Others involve taylor swift.

Alot are just me living out whatever anime I had been watching.

And then there's the one of clairex doing unspeakable things with waffles.....mmmmm waffles.

[Dragon™]

LOL. I am loling so much when I look at this thread.

Well once,

it was like I woke up one day.

My mom and dad had decided to buy a new house, and she wanted to tour some houses.

So, the day after I woke up, we wen't to this house that lokkked like M&M's...

There was this McDonald's sign infront of it. We all touched it. We where teleported into this parralel world where you could run and run and run and it would never stop. There where some walls, and stairs. If you touched a wall, you would be teleported somewhere far away in some strange place. Once, I touched a wall. I ended up in a room with undead skeletons who had metal armor. They looked like monsters in a MMORPG I had played... I touched some other walls, and I was out. I came out and I was like screaming WTF!!! The next day we needed groceries. We went to the local food store. And my mom's friend had volunteered to go to the store with me. I was relieved to not have to go there again. The supermarket felt great. The next day, I woke up in a busy city. I was in like an uh... Jeans jacket and some ragged pants. Again, I was like WTF. I was teamed up with this group to hunt dead zombies in this bloody wall in a clothes store. The wall was very bloody and would turn around and push you into a dungeon of clothes and stuff. There was blood on the clothes and in several areas. I was scared. Someone touched a clothing, and everything was just sucked in really quickly into the cloth. A second later I woke up and it was like 6 in the morning. I woke up and I was like LOL.

No I am not making it up.

 

I had another weird dream too,

I was 4 years old. The dream started, I was in my pajamas. I went into my small closet. Full of clothes. I just sat there. Suddenly, this wrinkled black hand dragged me into the wall and into a different place. Everything looked light blue and smooth. There where several bumps everywhere and I kept walking. I suddenly came out and woke up. I was like breathing heavily and was scared. I was having alot of nightmares at that time.

 

Another one,

I woke up in this train station that looked like a cave. The walls where dark-brownish red. There was like Super Man standing on top of a pillar [LOL]. I was like WTF??? Then, he jumps down and suddenly gets a hand that can shoot. He shot a bunch of barrels and wooden boxes. Suddenly the train came, I stepped on. The people on the train looked evil and ugly and old. The driver kind of looked like Willy-Wonka. He said, "Ride on this train, and hold on as long as you can. It will be forever until we arrive". And that's just what he ment.... :(

I sat and sat, with nothing to do. A few hours into the trip, I asked where it was taking us. He said "This train goes to the icy northland". "How long is it left?" I asked. He said quite a while. I waited and waited. Days passed. I was beggining to get really tired. Though I had slept along the way. Finally, the train came to an end. Outside was a cold and snowy terrain. On the top of a hill, there was a house that looked like mine. I went up the hill and stepped in. It was just like my house, except everything was black and grey and white. There where like zombie everywhere and black blood. I could walk past the zombies without them killing me though. I came to my TV room. I sat down. Suddenly, the TV turned on. And opened a vide-game I had. It was the Luigi's Mansion game. [it's a game where you hunt ghosts.] And there was a zombie guy playing it. I said I didn't want to play it and he got mad. He attacked me a bit and got calmer later. We had an endless conversation about everything. But strangely, the conversation was abrupted and I woke up and breathed heavily :/.... Strange dreams.

[.Requiem]

I had a dream of me having a dream of a dream of me shooting puppies and later then puppies shoot me and so on............ I will edit later for the rest.

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

I just remembered the weirdest dream I've ever had. :D

 

I was in a group of classmates(not real ones) and we would take guns and kill zombies wherever they would appear. Our goal was to kill the person reaninmating the zombies. We would fight from haunted mansions to the school itself. They would just appear out of nowhere. The graphics would also occasionaly change. When I finally found out that the main villain was another classmate(a genious one) and I had the gun pointed at him, I woke up. I wated to kill. :cry:

[Dragon™]

Woah, lol. That was kind of original though. Nothing really too strange about it. Certainly weird though :S

[Big Bad Pennar]

Strangely, I had dreamed that I had Transcendance Death Whisper (in case you don't know what that is: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-95596.html), and i went to School and Got Bored, but all of a sudden, My School gets attacked by a group of 20 Terrorists, As the School announcements had declared Lockdown, 3 Terrorists went into the Classroom, Guns Blazing, Which i wake up and Literally stop every bullet coming at me, but the Teach wasn't Lucky, so i create a Claymore using the Death Whisper, Which i would get in trouble for taking a weapon into school, but I Slice one of the terrorists in Half, Singing "Strike of the Ninja" By Dragonforce, then the other 2 ran away, Which then I Go out in the Hallway and Confront 4 More Terrorists Setting up a bomb, Which I Throw a Knife and Hit one of them in the Head, and I Charge at them, Slicing 2 of them in half, The final one abandons the Bomb and Runs away, which I pick up and go Downstairs and i run into 8 of them Talking about me, Having the Element of surprise, I Throw a knife and Slice one of those guy's heads off, Which they turn around and see me, Which the Knife Suddenly makes a U-turn and slices another one's head off, The Terrorists look back to see nobody there, Which I then Charge and Stab another in the Neck, which the Knife(which was still flying) takes another U-turn and Stabs another one in the Neck(Death Toll: 8 Terrorists, 1 teacher), another one tries to shoot his Pistol, only to get his Head Blown off, Then The rest of the Terrorists run off into the Tunnel, so I follow them, to Confront the rest of the terrorists, Which my Claymore changes into a bow and I just Shot 1 Arrow, JUST ONE ARROW!, and it had Shishkebabed 4 Terrorists, which the rest (7 left) Ran away to the other Building, so I followed them, Which i see them setting up another bomb, So I Shoot 3 Arrows at the Terrorists, Which hit them in the Necks, Which the Rest Got out AK-47s and tries to shoot them at me, but they just stopped in front of me, which i actually Grabbed the bullets and Shot them using my Bow, Killing the rest of the terrorists, then The Death whisper bow disappears and the Principal hands me an Out-of-school Suspension, which i said "What!, why did i get suspended?" which the Principal Replies "You brought Dangerous items into school, so punishment must be dealt" which i Replied "so Enforcing the school rules is more important than protecting the School, which is a mistake that is going to get you killed" Which then the Principal thought about that, but still gave me the suspension after crossing out and writing something on the slip, which i have a look at, and it says 'You are suspended until the end of the school year, The abscences will not count against you, you will complete the homework given to you You will have no Homework, you must serve this Suspension This suspension is optional', Then i went home to find a package and a letter at the doorstep, which i open the Letter, and it says 'You have won the good citizenship award' which i eagerly open the Package and i find some kind of Beacon, Which Triggers and some kind of Swat team Kidnaps me.

 

Holy crap, Long dream, but it went by quickly

[yoshimaster700]

The weirdest dreams i've had are ive been in every horror movie and im the one in the really bloody and gory murder scene and i'd been beaten and and stabbed to the point where i've been paralyized. Then i wake up with all limbs moving (thank God). Its probably because i watch too many horrors. The sad part. I still watch them. Also whos clairex

[Big Bad Pennar]

Unfortunately, i think the dream i had this morning might continue tonight

[Yasu]

For some strange reason I don't have dreams since July, Except Friday, Saturday and Sunday.