Quicksilver Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 There's always growing up. After all' date=' it's you who gets hurt from practical jokes, not him. If he chooses to hurt you after your joke, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.[/quote'] I'm looking for heterosexual replies. :/ Sorry.Too bad I'm as heterosexual as they come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problematica Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Impregnate his mom, then tell police that she forced you to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Something my brother did:3 years ago, these guys from another frat spray painted one of his friends car. So he saved his piss in milk bottles (you know, the plastic gallon ones). Then, he took like half a years worth and filled up a trashcan with it. Then he leaned the trashcan up against their door, wrang the door bell, and ran like hell. When they opened the door, it tipped over and flooded into their house. So about a year later, at my old school in montana, there were these pricks that would pull all kinds of stuff and attempt to beat us up (very poor attempts btw). So we pissed in water bottles and poured it in their lockers. Then we put tacks in their athletic shoes and stole their altoids. The bastards got away with everything because they were on the football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 okay tape him saying cusses and inappropriate stuff ( sex stuff) then go into the pa room ( or the intercom room or wherever) and play the tape over the pa. epic.orphotoshop him holding hands/kissinga) Micheal JAcksonb) george bushc) the oldest teacher in your school then put it over the whole school do the first one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Have a dog jizz into cream filled donuts, and then have those doughnuts delivered to his house by someone he would trust. At the bottom of the box, have the pictures of the dog jizzing into the doughnut he is now eating. Van Wilder, ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Van Wilder owns. Or, you could put colon blow in his drink. In about 30 minutes he'll be bent over a trashcan lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 lmao, my time to shine, pretend that his last prank killed u or forced u to kill yourself, then sick your best friends or the football team on him, frame him for murder, then lie on his couch till he gets home, put ketchup on his mom (make sure she is in on it) then pretend u killed her, or just do some final destination s*** it's funny as hell, pm for details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 lmao' date=' my time to shine, pretend that his last prank killed u or forced u to kill yourself, then sick your best friends or the football team on him, frame him for murder, then lie on his couch till he gets home, put ketchup on his mom (make sure she is in on it) then pretend u killed her, or just do some final destination s*** it's funny as hell, pm for details[/quote'] Wow. This one actually grasps my attention. I could convince him that he's caused me to be suicidal or something. And then make him think I'm dead. :D I think I know what I'll do XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Yay, np willeh, ur my hero! Lmao, good Luck dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 we trapped my friend in a dark and spooky house on halloween, we let him out the next morning, we found out that he wet himself, then told everyone at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 download a terrabyte of cp to his pccall the cops????sheet brix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 GTFO LIEF! ---^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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