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This is basically what's happened.

 

Me and my friend have been watching the "Prank wars" between 2 people of "College Humor" for a while.

 

And a few days ago my friend actually decided that we should begin pranking each other like they do.

 

I am currently suspended, but I just received a text saying "Haha skool is gng 2 suck."

 

So I'm assuming that he has done something that will make school suck when I return.

 

I am asking you all to give me the most elaborate prank idea ever. By elaborate I don't mean short and simple. I want this prank to be hilarious, and to leave him emotionally damaged.

 

Please do not give me some ridiculous idea that you know is impossible for me to do. Just give me something that will leave him emotionally scarred but also hilarious for everyone else. Preferably something that he does not know is a prank until I tell him. Such as the "Prank Wars" series on the college humor Youtube channel.

 

 

So.... yeah.

 

Thanks.

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Oh' date=' the revenge..

I would just forget the whole thing. If he pranks you, [u']then[/u] you can come up with something.

 

I just need a backup plan.

 

My last prank on him was incredibly mean-spirited, so I'm assuming his will be 10x.

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Oh' date=' the revenge..

I would just forget the whole thing. If he pranks you, [u']then[/u] you can come up with something.

 

I just need a backup plan.

 

My last prank on him was incredibly mean-spirited, so I'm assuming his will be 10x.

 

Anything in public. Does he have a crush? That could lead to something evil. ^_^

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You could put giant laser beams in him and a friends eyes, that would make them have memory lose. Then convince them that they are gay lovers, and that before their memory lose, they were planing a live sex party, where they would concimate their love in front of their friends and family. ==DD

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Oh' date=' the revenge..

I would just forget the whole thing. If he pranks you, [u']then[/u] you can come up with something.

 

I just need a backup plan.

 

My last prank on him was incredibly mean-spirited, so I'm assuming his will be 10x.

 

Anything in public. Does he have a crush? That could lead to something evil. ^_^

 

I've already done the crush one.

 

Heh-heh. It was epic.

 

:twisted:


Lulz. 2 words. School shooting.

 

No.

 

Last time I did it, everyone got pissed.

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Shove a shotgun up his ass with at least 2 rounds, connecting a piece of string attached to the trigger and tie the string to a poll, so if he dares to move, it should somehow release the trigger, sending his brains to high-heaven

 

He would literally sheet bricks, or you could replace the shotgun with a lightsaber for extra painful lulz

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There's always growing up. After all' date=' it's you who gets hurt from practical jokes, not him. If he chooses to hurt you after your joke, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

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I'm looking for heterosexual replies. :/

 

Sorry.

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Here's something my friend did to a guy at our school which was pretty amusing...

 

We managed to find a picture of him on Facebook looking pretty pissed (drunk) and smoking a cigarette, also pulling a goofy face as posing for the camera which made it worse.

 

So, we printed the picture off and added the quote "Sex, Drugs and Rock&Roll - He's failed the lot", then posted it all over the school bulletin boards XD

 

So something similar to that might work

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I don't really know much about practical jokes (vandilism is more my thing) but you can always superglue his backpack to the ground...assuming that you have class with him. Another thing you can do is give him a spiked drink or you can just start a sheet load of rumors and watch other people do your work for you.

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I don't really know much about practical jokes (vandilism is more my thing) but you can always superglue his backpack to the ground...assuming that you have class with him. Another thing you can do is give him a spiked drink or you can just start a s*** load of rumors and watch other people do your work for you.

 

lol. Vandalism is fun XD

 

Actually starting rumors seem like a cool idea but in practicality it's slow and often has no effect.

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Photoshop his mother's face onto nekked wumanz and distribute throughout school.

 

Have porn mailed to his house. Lots and lots of porn. Gay animal porn.

 

Convince him he has AIDS

Convince him he is the father

 

Rob his house.

 

Kidnap him.

 

Rape him.

 

Don't do anything at all, and leave him wondering when the hammer will fall.

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Somehow get a tape recorder and record his voice* saying a bunch of curses. The tape recorder has to turn on and off through a remote key**. While he is talking to anyone, teacher/friend/principal, let the recorder go on and when he stops talking let it turn off.

 

*If it's your voice, it's kinda obvious.

**Obviously he will not turn it on himself.

 

Somehow get into this guys locker with a can of paint (the color paint of the lockers works the best, in my case blue). Put the can of paint on any shelve in the locker and tie it to the back of the lock casing with short, but strong string*. When he opens his locker...

 

*It has to be short so the "trigger effect" will work. It has to be strong so the string won't snap.

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Photoshop his mother's face onto nekked wumanz and distribute throughout school.

 

Have porn mailed to his house. Lots and lots of porn. Gay animal porn.

 

Convince him he has AIDS

Convince him he is the father

 

Rob his house.

 

Kidnap him.

 

Rape him.

 

Don't do anything at all' date=' and [b']leave him wondering when the hammer will fall.

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Classic, sometimes it works, other times not.

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