Guest Blud Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 [align=center]lol I've always wanted to say this...Welcome toHELL! If you have an evil side to you, enter the pit that just opened up in front of you. Drop down into the fiery depths of the devil. Play "Human Head" ball with the imps, accept a "Soul Chess" match by the reapers. I could care less, for the place is where sinners go. There are limited rules here, so go crazy! In order to join, fill out this form: Name:Evil Name:Evil doings:How did you find this club?:Where were you when the pit opened?: Topics: Simply said...talk about your evil moments. You can also talk about: -Pwns, Owns, and Epic Fails!-Hatred for something.-Maybe even miniature RP's.-Recent evil doings.-Enemies or rivals.-The fire is the limit! ^_^ Rules: -No spamming, flaming, advertising, or any other noob'ish actions. Violation will result with a warning, then a neg.-Even though it's Hell, be nice to others. Flaming from hatred toward other club members will not be tolerated. Violation will result in a neg.-Be active. Inactivity for over a week will result in eternal ban from the club!-You can swear here, because it's Hell, just censor the bad words. Violation will result in a warning, then a neg, then a week long ban, then an eternal ban. Events: There will be card contests, graphic contests, writing contests, and even PWN contests here. There might be more types, but I can't think of any more. [spoiler=Members]X-31 FighterDavokFenrir's HeraldLuna LovegoodDemonX.:Spawn:.ZenQued.:Mirage:.Swann~Parallel Yoshi~Midnightwolf16BlazeVGRJudgement DragonDarkAnarchistOpalmoonboboaleister Will ye join? :twisted:[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Name: X-31 FighterEvil Name: Mr. NaziEvil doings: killed my school, joining this club, killing people, going this club, looking at porn, etc.How did you find this club?: Magically Where were you when the pit opened?: In hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Name: X-31 FighterEvil Name: Mr. NaziEvil doings: killed my school' date=' joining this club, killing people, going this club, looking at porn, etc.How did you find this club?: Magically Where were you when the pit opened?: In hell[/quote'] You entered Hell while you were in Hell?! haha Accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Yes I did >_> I was already here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Name: DavokEvil Name: Xssznrtlz'sl Tzlkuipnl'azzEvil doings: Burning down several orphanagesDecapitating the surviving orphans who weren't burned to death in the flamesTore out the orphans' eye sockets, limbs, heart and reproductive tract and urinated on their bleeding, writhing corpsesCathaterizing the few surviving orphans with a chainsaw and tearing out their ribs slowly while I strangled them to death slowly with a blunt barb wireBeat the clergy and staff of said orphanages with a blunt pitchfork until the only thing that they are able to comprehend is excruciating painUrinating on their writhing bodies while tearing out their "bare essentials" and other vital organs while keeping them alive and conscious.Tearing out the skulls of the clergy and orphans and using them to beat the staff's families and loved ones to death while descrating and maiming their bodies.Chucking a couple grenades into a passing school bus and watching as the burning shrapnel embeds itself into the few surviving school children's necks.How did you find this club?: I was a little drunk from all the orphan blood that I drank and decided to go on YCM.Where were you when the pit opened?: In the middle of the charred and ashy remains of an orphanage covered in blood and surrounded by dead bodies maimed beyond recognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Name: Fenrir's HeraldEvil Name: HitlerEvil doings: If I told you I'd have to kill you.How did you find this club?: My Zombie Nazi scouts told me.Where were you when the pit opened?: In the middle of a war with Davok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Name: Luna LovegoodEvil Name: If I told you, I'd have too kill youEvil doings: *Bam* I killed you, for startsHow did you find this club?: If I told you, my sources might just kill meWhere were you when the pit opened?: Studying the Dark Arts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 All accepted. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Hell's pretty cool if I do say so. The mutilated bodies, the everlasting burning orphanages, the zombie nazis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Hell's pretty cool if I do say so. The mutilated bodies' date=' the everlasting burning orphanages, the zombie nazis...[/quote'] I'm glad your enjoying your stay. ^_^ C'mon, people - Join! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Name: DemonXEvil Name: DemonX or Satan's SonEvil doings: Killing animals and people, sealing money, Killing 6 people that were bugging me, Having a demon in me, bombing a school and have 666 in my real nameHow did you find this club?: By look at hellWhere were you when the pit opened?: at my old house where there was 6 months of hell and it came back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Accepted. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 [align=center]Name: .::Spawn::.Evil Name: I'm going with Hellspawn as my cover name. I won't tell you the real one >.>Evil doings: Does being Charlie Manson's buddy count? I talked him into Helter Skelter.Vlad Dracul was a pal o' mine.I really like... [spoiler=Censored]blood 0rg!$ How did you find this club?: I came across it in this forum.Where were you when the pit opened?: Informing the Spaniards that they needed to bring someone with Smallpox on their ship to Central America.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shore Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Name: ZenQuedEvil Name: Sarah PalinEvil doings: too embarrassed to say...How did you find this club?: ad in YCMagazineWhere were you when the pit opened?: I would say 7th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Great I was a lone in hell before theses guys came >_> welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Name: SwannEvil Name: NnawsEvil doings: None. How did you find this club?: You gave me the link to advertise in the YCMagazine, so I took at look at this club, and I wanted to join. :)Where were you when the pit opened?: Eating ice cream at the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Name: ~Parallel Yoshi™~Evil Name: Ninjas on ToastEvil doings: I'm stealing your TV...How did you find this club?: I dunno...Where were you when the pit opened?: Eating nachos on top of a Dynamite Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote'] Hell yea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote'] Hell yea. I mean, seriously. Hearing such calm and happy sounds mixed in with the screams of excruciating pain... it's better than the happy pills that those guys at the asylum give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 All who have entered are accepted! ^_^ Davok, that topic made me shake. But since we're in Hell, I lol! XD Bad news: My grandpa is kinda...dying...so sad...Good news: He will move on to a better place.Evil news: Another soul collected by us! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote'] Hell yea. I mean, seriously. Hearing such calm and happy sounds mixed in with the screams of excruciating pain... it's better than the happy pills that those guys at the asylum give. Oh, they gave you happy pills. Not too shabby, I prefer the ones that are suppose to implode your body, but just give you an escape route along som orphanages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote']-.- You guys love your orphanages. Also, yeah it's fun, but I prefer slowly cutting people apart while they can't talk and they're strapped to a bed. The squirming is delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote']-.- You guys love your orphanages. Also, yeah it's fun, but I prefer slowly cutting people apart while they can't talk and they're strapped to a bed. The squirming is delightful. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote'] Hell yea. I mean, seriously. Hearing such calm and happy sounds mixed in with the screams of excruciating pain... it's better than the happy pills that those guys at the asylum give. Oh, they gave you happy pills. Not too shabby, I prefer the ones that are suppose to implode your body, but just give you an escape route along som orphanages. I love it when you take the pills and shove them down their throats making them choke and cough up blood. Then watching as their anatomy slowly collapses on the inside. Newtopic: Stabbing someone to death while listening to Louis Armstrong's What a Wonderful World. Ecstasy' date=' no?[/quote']-.- You guys love your orphanages. Also, yeah it's fun, but I prefer slowly cutting people apart while they can't talk and they're strapped to a bed. The squirming is delightful. Eh, you softies. Have such low expectations are so squeamish. First off. Tie the victim to the bed with barbed wire so that he suffers an extremely numb pain, but not painful enough to distract him from the other focal points of pain. Second. The reason for pain is a warning signal to your body of damage to an important organ. The more important the organ or bone is, the more urgent the warning is and thus the more important the better. Such as your "lower extremities" are used for reproduction and urinating, two extremely important items for the survival of a species. Second, your ribs protect your vital organs. Now, imagine if you chop slowly on said "lower extremities" and "exploring" the victim's anus with a sharp pitchfork. That, my friend, would hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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